Thread: The King Of Bananas' Dream journal

Pancakes and a owen. *

I was in a car going somewhere with Harald. We talked about Aran. He said that Aran was boring and only watched football(soccer) all the time.
It was snowy. We made it somewhere and started skiing. I curbed down like a ball and left Harald. I jumped like super high. Then when I was right about to jump on a jump I would never do IWL I broke through and became lucid. The more I tried to control/walk away from the situation, the less vivid the dream became. And I was constantly going down the mountain. At last I made it down to a minigolf course. It was only on hole. It was me against the best golf player in the world. I made the put. He made it too with some ricochet skills. I played some more there. Vision faded out. Black. But I was confident a new dream would start in a sec. I did.
I was still lucid and in a house. I met my family there and my grandma and her mother too. My grandma was super irritating as always. I got mad that she was in my dream. . . There was like soja on the table. I smeared some on me.
I felt like I had to stay to the story in this dream or it would fade. I didn't have much dream control.
I went outside and it was sunny. I met my dad's grandma. My grandma put a cat or something in the owen and it made a horrible sound. It was scary. I remember reguraly running away to a stair going up to the like 8th floor in some building. I ran up taking all the stairs many times. At the top there was like a window with pancakes in. I took some and ran back. This happened many times. The last time I thought about flying up instead and breaking all the stairs. I ran up instead and took two pancakes. Then I jumped down in the middle of the stairs and fell down to the bottom.
Someone was at the door. I opened it a bit many times. I saw a dog there. It was small and didn't have much hair. I finally realised there was no owner there. I let it come in and I noticed it's right eye was a bit red and bloody.
I stopped in the living room and stabilized the dream a bit. I looked around myself. It felt strange. My brother was standing right next to me. I was kneeling a bit trying to make myself much taller than him when I stood up. It didn't work. Gap.
One day I was somewhere, maybe at the pancakes. I heard a voice or something. It was like a narrator. It said something about when you look at a light place in the dreamworld the darker places would seem dim. I couldn't see straight in the shade down at the house. I saw like some burnt grass on the lawn and the narrator said I believed it was the dog. I like left my body and could see it take the dog and throw it into the owen. There was a horrible sound again. I got mad and took some soja and chased someone. I woke up.

Bathroom+drink some water+back to bed.

Obstacle course.
I was like floating towards this fortress. I floated through some ropes hanging from trees on my way there. My brother was going to do the obstacle course inside the fortress. It was sand on the ground. He climbed a wall in there and when he "died" like in a game he just started a bit back. The course went around and into a centre. My brother took a shortcut and jumped down on the sand. I told him he would probably die of it but he didn't. It became darker.
He made it into a cage in the middle. There were some others there. I imagined it would be a contest between them and that they would run back and forward. There were spectators near me. The cage got dark and there was like a darkness only in there. We told the guys guarding the fortress gate to point their flashlight there but it didn't work. The darkness absorbed the light.
We could only see the edges. My brother was not looking like my WL brother. It sounded as there was a battle going on in there. My brother made it to the edge. He had panic in his eyes. He tried to bite a rope at the fence to get out but it didn't break. He got dragged into the darkness again. We were prisoners to this sick game. My brother and the others died I think. Apparently a group called the eight motherfuckers were the ones that had fought them. They were not human I think. I remember looking at a golden belt where it said "8 motherfucker".
We were slaves. We formed a group who would kill those motherfuckers the next time people were called in there. I was sitting with some of the members doing some kind of research. Oh right it was like a big puzzle we had to solve too. It was like a game. I "had seen the movie" so I knew. I knew what would happen in the end. Can't remember now though. I was reading a comic book. I read it backwards. There was a battle between wizards.
After the "research" I went with a girl to a house in the "village". The time was six. Apparently we had been up all night. There was a meeting. I went up on the attic where Elin's stuff was too. I took some of my things and on mistake knocked something of her's down. I went down a floor and she said she were going up there.
I was given gloves at the meeting. They were grey.

I was sitting at a table with some classmates. I told them that OK stood for 0 killed. Jesper said he had also read that. It irritated me.

The black and white cat in my neighborhood had a super long tail. My dad was holding it. It was wet also.

My internet just died while I was pressing the submit button...

- Exercising running on football field. Stern coach. I was good.

- Running down at August with V up to the turn. V got stuck in the snow, I laughed. Went higher up on the mountain and met W. V came and something something skies and nosebleed.

- Video of W and V in the middle of a town. W giving V a bag. V hitting W in the face and walking away. W in fetus position(crying?). V getting hit by car. Hilarious.

- About to sing, questioned my ability. But excited.

I was on a map very similar to estate. I was quick scoping with an intervention. There was this irritating nemisis also sniping. Killed me at 4 kill streak.

Almost everyone in my class was at this place. It was like a mall with two floors. Can't remember when I got lucid but I remember standing up and seeing some people in my class sit on a bench besides me. I asked Minna in my class if she could teach me anything. At first she ignored me but I asked again and then she actually did something. She stood up and moved gracefully. We were in a corridor now. She talked with a calm voice. She told me to join her as she floated up in the air and staying there. I flew up and noticed that she looked down when she flew up. It worked better for me since I sometimes wake up when looking up into the sky. We floated a few meters above the ground. Hugo and some others were watching. She then told me to do a wind kick or something. I kicked out in the air softly and felt some wind going in the direction I kicked. I got excited. We then just floated the for a while. I put my legs in a meditation position which I would not be able to do IWL. The one where both feet are on your legs. I started wobbling but I stayed in mid air. I looked at the others and yelled like "Yeah!".
She talked about something more but I can't remember it now. It wasn't very important I think.
I stalked her for a while trying to gain more guidance. We were in a crowded corridor and Sofia bounced into me. She looked pretty and started giving me a BJ. I wore my gym shorts and she sucked right through them. I lost Minna.
I was in another corridor in a like grocery store. I saw people in the corridor. I desided to fly and run them over. I flew but quickly lost speed. It failed.
Sometime in this cluster of events I thought to myself "I need to remember this", I couldn't even remember it then. I didn't want to waste time so I moved on.
We were all going to a gib. Hugo, me and Filip were going a bit ahead of the others. They didn't seem to want to go to the gib. Hugo stopped and bought two pizzas. We walked and I told them something about my ingrown nail.
Then Filip told us a story about how he lost his virginity. He said he had snuck in to a adult party and persuaded a woman.

Sometime my classmates and I met some guys at a bench. I met an old friend called Robin there. It was nice to meet him.

We cancelled the gib. We went into a candyshop. I remember looking at some candy. They had different age limits. 12, 14, and 16. The 16 was sour sweets.

I woke up and just lied in bed. I had a fantasy/dream where I was in a old kingdom fortress. There was a hugo crowd there. I think I was talking to my brother about it as a memory or... it's pretty dim now.

Final words.
Some of my last dreams have contained a narrator telling me things I don't conciously think of. I think that might be my subconcioussness. In this dream I got some new ideas, for example to look down when leaping up in the air.

I have not written in a while. I've been away and my computer broke. I've been writing notes though so I'm going to try to catch up today-tomorrow

I was on the road down at "hundängen" with my mom. We sat in her car. Another car came and started chasing us. We drove up the road. I threw stuff on the car chasing us. The battery died or something and we got out. There was a dude my age in the other car. I started screaming wildly at them. They were like 7-8 people. I took a big board and started swinging it. I hit them all in one swing. But it didn't damage them that much.

I was at a camp(again...) and I had Jesper with me. I remember going to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I noticed it was already toothpaste on the brush. I didn't think too much about it. I also noticed very disgusting like cockroaches in the bathroom. I found many when I lifted the carpet. I stomped on one trying to think about something else. It was hard and I couldn't mush it.

Fragment of Kakko having a comb of a cockerel.

I was at my dad's grandma until the 5th when we went home.

My brother had gone up in the middle of the night. He told me he had seen someone sitting on a chair. He had been frightened.
I was in a old ruin town AC2 style. I went out of the house(dad's grandma's) and found my brother there. He was like bullying a cat with a fire extinguisher which shot candy and glitter but also some kind of cold power. All of the sudden I heard like "PREDATOR INBOUND" and I took a few steps away from my brother.
I didn't expect the predator missile to be a small firecracker which looked as if it hit the cat. I have to be honest, I lold xD. But the cat survived, I saw it run away further into the woods.

I was on a very small island with some friends or something. There was this big turtle there. It was resting on a big pile of gold. It was like in a game where it was a secret thingy. I was asked: "What is God's favorite word?". I had no idea. A friend said "Urtle". The turtle turned a bit and I found a keyboard on his very shelf. I accidently hit two keys before I wrote urtle. Then I was like showed a video of the turtle swimming away down in the water. I had to retrieve the gold on the bottom.
I made it back to the town with the gold and I jumped up on a balcony. I made a box appear and put the money there. I laughed and my brother was down on the ground.

Fragment of being on the TV and watching it.

Prototype like town. Wars on the streets. I was escorted in a tunnel. We fought ourselves to an island. Voldemort was like the boss on the island. He was zerg rushing us. I told my mates to build a wall.
I chased magmus or something. I made it up to higher ground. On the right side of the island there were like birds with guns.

I remember being a detective and looking at lots of photos of a girl. Then I met W and M. They were drunk and M was acting like a party boy. I asked what they had been drinking.
I was at my first school. I was going into a ICA supermarket with some girls. V stopped me and told me that he had some immigrants outside who sold alcohol. I talked to them for a while.

W and I were skiing and at the top of a lift we found a cave. It was like in the lord of the rings. It was really cool and we explored it a bit. We had a guide and everything. We were going there again but I accidently destroyed the lift. I went in and threw away my gloves for some reason. Many years later we returned to the cave. W dug some gloves out. But they weren't mine. I realized the guy handling the lift was my grandpa. He didn't remember it was me destroying it.
I was talking with W. We talked about M. Then he came too.
W and were walking towards H-by and I had a cigar which I smoked and we laughed.

Fragment of seeing a wolf.

Sitting on the subway. It stopped in the middle. I had to walk. There were holes in the ground. I had a memory of how they had been created.
Fragment of being on a internet café called Inferno Online. Playing SC2 and destroying a nexus resulting with the text "... will be revealed".

I was on an island with my family and there was a war going on there. We jumped down a huuuge cliff and my brother aimed to die there and then ress there (game influenced). I jumped down to the cliff wall and were able to glitch and survive. I did it twice and my parents survived too. An enemy tried to discuss logic about the collosus.

My grandma came into the living room. I took something and was prepared to defend myself. She was a pain, she had done something to my brother too. I yelled right into her face "FUCKING BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU DIE ALREADY!?"

I was at home. The black and white cat was there. It had a big head though and sharp teeth. Very much like the thing in starwars when they are in the arena. I was excited. I went to fetch some food for it. I held it in my hands. But first I went to the bathroom and peed. Woke up.

Fragment about W's hair.

I was in some kind of bus station. Mikaela from my class asked when it would arrive. I looked and the ceiling was very low at the right side of the room. The signs didn't say anything readable. I went back and outside of the room. I met Nils, Wård and Aran from my class. I got lucid. I was thinking about throwing Nils across the street. A girl opened her window in a apartment. It was Wård's girl. I flew halfway up there but the dream became unstable and I fell back down. Two hot chicks came walking. Their names were DO-Ti and DO-Ci. DO=some clan? I had a skirt on me. DO-Ti went under it and gave me a blowjob. Then I walked with both of them under my arms. I looked at Aran, he was jealous.

There had been a nuclear war. I was in the forest. My dad did some illegal business the feed our family. There was like a cabin in the forest. There was a table there and a fridge. Also a surveillance camera. We met a guy in the forest. They started trading stuff. The dude had a business jacket.

Subway signs totally off. My train went backwards and I met two trains on the way. It went on the road and when it turned it went on "two wheels"

Mom and me. Hby gård station. We met Harald and my mom talked to him. Then we rode a rollercoaster, Harald and I. We kid and laughed. Harald made a funny face. I asked him if he worked out anything, he said no. We were happy.

Swung around holding rings... Nils had a claw where his right hand would be. Madde had to go.

Soccer practice. Lucas said "sossar". We kicked around a ball and I turned my foot to hit it, but it flew like up in the air very high. We were going to run. I like hit my foot in things. And then I flew up in the air. I think Sofia was running with me. We all rested at a stair like in my school. Harald and Peson was there. I met Jesper W. He had a trailer which he tried to get through doors. I went through a transportation door which led to a subway station. I met W there.

My room. Lock didn't work. Snake with three heads.
I was with Madde. She took her birth control pills or what's it called. She got a curfew from her parents.

I was on a Swedish class. I was very hungry. I stood up and walked across the room to get some candy bar or something. My stomach made a sound which lasted for a long time. Awkward.

Edit: Copy the address if you can't see the picture.
I'm lucid. There are lots of people dressed in 19th century party clothes or something like that. They walk around. I am at 1. I try start running trying to pull off a "Brittania" (a wrestling move me and my friends joke about) but I miss my target. I turn around and run across the field. I see like four guys. Three of them form a circle while one gets left out. I missile kick that loner in the chest.
I run over to 2. There is an object in the air. There also a like hill going up in the north. I go up there. I think I met other people from this site. A woman and a man. Someone called "spusta" or "shunta". I flew/jumped over to the object. Then down to the roof of a wall. 3. I see my dad down on the first field. He has a camera. I say "Film this!" or something. I run and "fall" off the roof and start flying and doing poses to the camera. I fly around (see the pink line) and make it to 4. My dad is there too. I talk about time traveling in a dream. I naively try to make a stone wall come up out of the ground. I didn't put much thought in it. But it actually worked! That's the green stuff. It grew up from the ground and started correcting details on itself. Pretty awesome!
I flew over it and to 5. There is a small hole in the top of it. I try to fly through. It's too small, and it has thorns. I just realize I can go over it Then stuff becomes harder to remember. I had friends with me, possibly DV people. We flew to another wall where we had to solve a puzzle which was on the very wall.

I was semi-lucid and on a road. I sat in a lame car without a ceiling. I had a friend with me. A bunch of other people jumped in. I drove the car pretty bad. I drifted into the middle of two roads. It was a pretty cool ride. We stopped at a café. I talked to Madde there. She actually asked me "Do you often dream about driving cars?" but I didn't get lucid. I wondered if I was going to tell her I sometimes dream about her or if it would be awkward. Jonas is there and starts talking with her. I decide to go pee.
I go to a outside restaurant and try to find a place to pee. I finally find a bathroom. A guy a looking a few years younger than me says I have a small penis. I start fighting with him. He was better than I thought. Don't remember much about it though.

Riding the bus with Jesper W. We made it to my last school. Met Madde there, she was a TV-reporter and was going to interview someone. We were a bit late. I sat in a corridor with my English teacher and other pupils. She asked me what "dee" meant or something. I asked her how it was spelled. She started talking about me trying to get around the question or something. She were mean by body language. I got a bit angry and told her she attacked me or something.

Still in the same school. I was in a room with beds in it. My class was in the other room. They came in and I lied down. Something about Kira.
I was watching Madde's show. It was about some new Chinese medicine. It ended with the camera zooming out to a helicopter view. I could see lots of pupils leaving the school. I could see myself... at two places! I had a bright green backpack.

Random thanking someone really quickly by taking things from them and put other stuff there.

I followed my class. They were building a road. It was a muddy hole with water in it. They put down like stones there and muddy pieces fell down into the water.
We all sat inside somewhere. Josef sat in Josefine's lap and it was right next to me. He is pretty big. I don't know why but I got really irritated and freaked out. I hit him and shoved him into the little platform beneath the window. He got pretty dizzy and surprised. People stared. We were going to fight. A circle was formed. I did like a ninja kick which could have hit his head. Then I imagined that I was going to knee him in the chest. But I don't think I did that. The fight began. He didn't use his weight to his advantage. He started throwing punches randomly. I dodged while I was hitting him with some. Hugo was cheering. Josef was tired, I knew I had won. I ended it by doing a "brittania" and landing with my elbow on his chest.

Fragments of a scary albino bald guy running around in a slum MW2 style. And another about fat babies which were compared...

I was in my old room, except it was over at W's house. He had weed. He had some of his friends there too. He smoked some first. A lot of people came. His mom came and W went out. They started fighting. He had to do homework with her. The door opened and right then I saw his mom's tits. They were nice, but of course I looked away.
I talked to his friends. They talked about me joining them at HoN. I told them my computer was broken atm. Someone was at the door. I stood up and walked to whoever it was. I walked/pushed him backwards. I grew much taller than him. He reached up to my thighs. It was Kratz and he ran past me and started fighting with W's friends for fun. I tried to talk to him and tell him he was taller than me a few years ago, but he ignored me. Some chicks came and we were going to hug them. Then everything became slow-mo and grey.

Drifting in and out of school dreams.

I was on the first floor. It looked like my school. It was snow and/or mud on the floor. It was some kind of school kiosk. Franke started being a pain. I removed my gloves... we started fighting. He got me to fall down. I quickly rolled away from him. He ran away a bit. I got up. He said something like "Strength isn't everything in a fight." He charged me. I jumped to the side and he ran into something and tried to keep himself up. I walked to him and pulled him down to the ground. But I also fell so he got up again. But this time I pulled him over again and got on top of him. I didn't do anything. I told him that if he spat on me I would hit him. He spat on my shirt. I tried hitting him, but he easily blocked my super weak punches. I sat on his arms too. But I still had nooooo power in my punches at all. I tried sitting better. Then a female employee sat down at his head and held it. It was like the school had had enough of him. I got one decent punch in his face. I asked him if we were done. He walked away.
I stood up and I could see people in the bigger room who were all watching a TV. My shorts were ripped apart. I started dressing up. I saw a hot chick watching the TV. She looked at me for a moment. I started thinking about the fight. There were like some weird pizza shit on my other t-shirt too. I thought about how I was going to tell my friends about the fight. I thought like "this was a real fight, but similar to the dream fights..." I thought a RC wouldn't hurt. I pinched my nose calmly realizing it was a dream.
I went out to the TV room. I was going to put one of my shirts on the TV. But then someone on the TV said like "And here is HDstarcraft!". I decided to wait a minute to see what it was. He wasn't that special. I put both of my shirts on the TV. It was similar to the one we have at home. And I think that when I turned around I was at home. (Teleportation!!)
I went into my room. It was pretty dark so I turned the light on. My vision got unstable so I decided to try something new. I held on to my bookshelf and felt it and started listening to what was going on. I didn't catch it but my vision came back. My brother was sitting in the very chair I'm sitting in now.
I walked across the room and saw my dream notebook next to my bed. I turned around and threw myself on the floor trying to shape shift into something. Didn't work. I wanted more space. My mom opened the door and I greeted her by hitting her in the face. She stumbled back into the living room. With a smile on her face. I told her to turn on the lights. I had to do it myself. I managed to. We had a Christmas tree next to the TV. I watched it closely. Then I went back to my room. My vision "glitched" again and I held on to my quilt and listened to (maybe) my mom talking. Vision came back and my brother asked me: "Anything unusual?" and I noticed the walls were mostly dark green. But they had like digital patterns with black squares in some places. I thought it was pretty cool. Then I made my dad do stuff against his will
Woke up.

these are some pretty cool dreams. also your banana picture is dope

wow thanks! Feedback is very appreciated. I'm not sure how the "views" system works but I've noticed some people have visited my DJ.
The reason why I'm writing dates in the title is because I'm like 10 days behind my notebook. Hopefully I'll keep up soon.
I would appreciate some more feedback

ya well I know I like it when people comment on my DJ so I try to say something about people's dreams as long as their ACTUALLY interesting, some people just don't have much of an imagination.

April 11th 2010
I was in a forest and there was a pond there. Someone told me to help them fish there. I walked out in the pond and took my lighter and lighted against the surface. Somehow we caught a big flat fish.

Something about a cult group on Facebook.

Mom, me and my brother were in some town. We were going to the theater several times. Some macho dude wanted my brother to sit somewhere else. I got like super angry for some reason. I remember him walking past me and I stood up and got ready to fight. He got confused.
We were not going to see the theater show again, we were going to take the subway/train home. On the way there I saw like drunks jerking off for some reason. My mom and I calmly got inside the train and sat down. I saw some people my age. We had our luggage with us there. The train started accelerating out of the sudden. I thought about us being a minute late. Then I saw a person running after the train.

April 12th 2010
I was outside a supermarket. I leaned against the wall. I nodded my head to a dude saying "sup?" he nodded back. I was with Aran I think. We sat us at a table next to two girls. I saw Harald and Lucas at another table. One of the girls said something about her mother being at a mental hospital. Aran started singing some like Biggie Smalls song and one of the girls sang with him. I sang with for a bit but didn't know the lyrics. We laughed. We started talking and Aran asked if she listened to B.I.G much. She didn't recognize him. I went to get two napkins and I saw a table with liver on it. When I came back Matthias was sitting there instead of Aran. He was in the center of attention. I couldn't understand why because he is so irritating. I said "Hi!" in a cute way, and they replied. Lucas had taken my chair so I sat down next to him. It was fine by me. He showed me a trick with a cube. You put the cube on a rubber thing on your thumb. Then you could spin it with your other fingers. I thanked him.
I took a pencil and started spinning it but accidently hit my face with it. Everyone started speaking and calling each others names. I interrupted it my shouting my own name. Everyone laughed. Some guy looking like Lionel Luthor or House said faggot. One of the girls asked him something. He made fun of her by asking "what?" several times making her repeat herself. I laughed.

April 13th 2010
Mostly fragments this night.
I was running with my brother and he was running a bit too fast for me. We were at some tents and stuff. We met some bad actresses or something. I saw my mom half-run too.

Hugo and I were acting silly in a Swedish class. Our teacher got confused I think. He asked what my name was, I said "Um... my name is Max".

Buying ice but it was too expensive.

April 14th 2010
Fragments: Bad half-lucid dream.
Many people at my house.
I cut my hair looking in the mirror. My parents and my brother told me it was going to look horrible but it looked great.
I was explaining a music program for a girl and my brother.

I was like jump flying on a swing at a big field. It was awesome!
I somehow feel that this dream is connected with that I was at the subway towards Hby with my brother. A kid and his dad started talking with us. We reached our destination and stood up. I held my arm so it was blocking my brother. The doors opened. But we were not at the station yet. Someone failed and walked off. I almost failed too. There was a fence at one part of the station platform. We rushed down. He took the elevator and I ran down. I came first. I slided and opened the gate. My brother just rushed into it. We got into a supermarket and stood in a line for some sugar or something cause my brother had low blood sugar.

April 15th 2010 Stuck in a locker
I thought I had forgotten it but after thirty minutes I got a flashback.
Nils in my class had a party at some restaurant. It was an outside restaurant and it reminded me of Thailand. I told him I wanted a cheap party for my birthday or something. A lot of people came, most from our class. We were playing different games. One of them was that Madde and Marre stood on one leg each on a soft carpet. We were all going to crawl over over the carpet or something. I fell on the carpet and stopped myself with my arms. Then I crawled over and it was pretty difficult actually. Aran was after me and he had some problems. He looked absolutely exhausted after making it. Madde and Marre were getting tired so they changed legs.

We were outside a school. Somehow the entrance was to open a locker and crawl in by using a small hole. The school was absolutely awesome except that little detail. Maybe it was to keep everyone else away.
I saw Adam and Axel at some locker. I went in with Jesper and Oscar. But we got stuck before making it inside. It was formed so we could lie down there. I don't know how but we stayed there for a day. I remember I actually got some good sleep there. Later a news team was outside or something and when we got out Oscar got banned

April 16th 2010 Arena and me fighting
I was watching an arena. It was a quite dark setting. A lot of different awesome animals appeared on the arena floor. There were like octopuses and everything. Then a platform descended from the ceiling. There was this Xena warrior chick there. Everybody cheered cause it was last years victor or something. She was called Aran. I had the real Aran next to me and he blushed a bit. I cheered and shouted "Aran! Aran! Aran!". We were led to another room. There was a psychologist there and people sitting around a table. Meeraf, Linnea E and her sister were there and some old people. My brother was there too. We were going to talk about our problems or something.

In a room with a brown weird dog, it was drooling a lot. A weird guy rushed in.

Me doing a fail RC. I like held choked my throat and did the nose pinch without the nose pinching. When it passed I just thought I was bad at choking my throat.

Snowy place. Half game, half real. I was being chased my some friends. One of them was Hannes. I got up on a small platform. When they started going around and up there I was going to jump to the right (they walked up on the left side). Hannes was standing down the platform and kept an eye on me. He revealed my plan and I jumped in a totally breathtakingly, awesomely way down to the right. I was in perfect shape. I could run like a god. I never got tired. Some guy with a sled chased after me and we were on a snowy downhill road. I barely avoided him. I ran out on the skiing tracks which meant I was now safe. I felt totally epic.
But the sled dude seemed a bit angry. He punched me on the shoulder. I punched him back. I got into a fighting stance to show him I was ready. He backed away a bit. I walked away not looking back. Then I turned . Then he kicked me and I kicked back. I tried a ninja kick on him, but it failed badly and I lost my balance but I was able to wrestle him down. I got a my elbow against his throat and I asked him "Are we done?".

April 17th 2010 Virginatayy!
I was at a party in a apartment. It was small and there were not many people there. V's dad I mine were in a room and they seemed to get along pretty good. I sat down at a table. There was a lamp swinging over the table. Nothing happened.
Two girls came in, they were not the brightest or best looking. But I was OK with them. One sat down in my lap. We were going downstairs. It was a wooden stair in the room. I thought "Goodbye Virginaaataaaay!".
We were in a huuuge ice rink room. The ice rink was in the middle. There were lots of people everywhere. I only had a pair of boxers on me. The girl started running on the left side of the rink. I followed. I could see people making out. I ran after my girl and I had a fun time running. It was so much fun that when I saw that my girl turned around I kept going. I jumped over a concrete plant thingy. I was going to crash into the left wall. I hit it but slided with it and jumped out. I could slide now. I slided really fast and it was awesome. The I stopped myself by grabbing the side of the rink.
I got back to where I entered the room. I sat down at a bench with a bunch of other people. A girl named Ana from my last school sat down in my lap. I liked that.

Super Mario 3d first map in the game. It was like that exactly. I saw Mario run over a water bridge (in the dream the first map was like that) in the starting room. In the end he met darth vader standing in the center of a circle. Something about calculating the force and the area F/A you know. And the light saber.

April 18th 2010 Prototype *
I was near a gymnastics hall. I sat at a table with Minna and others. I did a RC. The dream was half vivid. It didn't feel quite real. I thought "I'm going to do something". But I ended up playing like ping-pong and curve the ball in an awesome way. Like throwing it- going straight- turning- turning back- going straight. Then we got in a line at the table. Nils and Jonas were there. I was still a bit lucid. They stood too close. I turned and hit Jonas with a ninja sweeping punch on the neck. He got chocked and could not do much.
I guess it hurt pretty bad.
I sat down on the floor. I closed my eyes. I woke up.

Prototype world. I mean the game Prototype. I was in a tent, I was prototype buffed. I was at the entrance to the tent and it was pretty big. I picked up an UMP45 or something. I could shoot it really straight and it felt nice.
I felt a change. *Third person* Two FBI agents jumped me by surprise but I kicked them perfectly. Then I ran into the tent being chased by FBI agents and special soldiers and hunters. I jumped and turned midair and shot them with my grenade launcher (where did I get that from!? O.o) but they didn't die. I got outside of the tent. A hunter stood were I had stood. There was a hole in the tent there too. I jumped really high up. The hunter jumped too as I wanted it too. I shape shifted my arm to a blade and cut the hunter. I shape shifted into the armor body. I sat on top of the hunter. It was dying. I shape shifted my right hand into claws. Then I cut off it's head and held it.
I was very cool.
The other hunters became my pets then. I had my prototype girlfriend there. The TV was filming us. I held a speech warning them of what I would do if they didn't leave me alone (I think).
Then I ran away across streets. It was like a game now. I let a friend play. He ran up a building. There was a picture of an American president on the building wall pointing downwards. I could see arrows in the distance saying that like other people (my friends) were doing a quest over there. I decided to help them. They were on the other side of a big bridge.

I was in so ice place. Some kid slided under some icy rock and a bookshelf. I was a grown up and we were trying to find him. We removed the bookshelf by attaching a chain to it and a truck. But he wasn't there. I started looking beneath the skin at my fingernails (don't ask why...). I started bleeding and realized he wasn't there.

April 19th 2010 Guitar
In a town. Spaghetti monster. Being chased by a man.
Got outside and into a shop. Very sunny. Bought a guitar from a bitchy woman. Outside I played a bit. I even made up a song. But the guitar didn't play the same tones as IWL. I was sweaty also and I walked with my family.

April 20th 2010
Forgot.

April 21st 2010 Fighting * ^
I was at home. Pär from my class was like playing Xbox 360 with some random guy. Somehow I realized it was a dream. I stayed in my house for a few minutes. But I then decided to stop wasting time so I threw myself out through my living room window on the second floor. When the glass broke everything turned into super slow motion. And it was like HD. I looked to my left, I could see the broken glass pieces in the air. And I saw the plants near the window. Time was close to staying still. Then I flew down to the street and that was pretty unstable.
I met W and we ran on the street through our neighborhood. We slided on our feet/shoes. It was kinda like ice-skating but more Prototype style. I left marks in the concrete. We could only skate when it was a turn. When the road when straight forward I had to run. Which went slow compared to sliding. By the time we got near W's house we slowed down. We started doing stunts. W or me did a 360 spin in the air. Then I jumped up and held my feet. Then I saw a kid going towards us. I jumped and did a vault over the kid. I landed on my ass but still...
We were in a dark forest with icy parts. V and W were throwing snow at me. I ran up on a hill where there was a bright flare. The light didn't reach more than a few meters. I went down and followed something you could call a ice path to an elevator. It went up.
A tower in my area. Tribal wars. (I don't play it but some friends do).
There were two nice girls my age in the elevator. I made out with both of them and it felt real. Then I hit them in the face many times which also felt real although there was no blood and they didn't scream.
I decided to practice some fighting. I went around in a workshop/hospital and started pounding people. It was pretty fun actually
I also kneed people. But mostly boxing.
Then I met a dude, he was on the other side of a workshop table. He had a small saw or something. There were other saws on the table but I hesitated. He threw the knife/saw at me. But I caught it without thinking on my right side. It was like in the movies. Then I threw it back at him, but I missed and hit a small wooden pole behind him which started vibrating as the knife/saw got stuck in it.
Dr. Cox from Scrubs was to the left of me. He looked strong as hell. I like asked him if I could fight him. But he half ignored me and went over to where I was. He poured two different acids on my arm. He said like "You should get that washed." I hit him, he was a challenge. But eventually I managed to throw a series of punches and defeated him.
I thought I had slept all day and got like a flash of me waking up.
I was back. I held a saw in my right hand. Everyone was now screaming, and I saw a fat nurse run for cower. I thought about cutting them, but it felt a bit bad. I decided to do something else. I walked forward and to the left. There was a corridor bridge there. I saw a lady on the other side. I told her it was her turn. But then I followed a guy down a rocky cliff to the left of the lady. It was some secret path.
I was in a cave. It was fairly bright in there. There were two levels. Like spectators on the second. Not that many though. There was a wooden cage on the ground. It was some nice chick in there. Some perverted cult or something
It reminded me of a movie. Movies in general. Apparently it was a fuck cage.
guy in the cage trying to bang the girl but she was confident and made him get out somehow. He was like drooling and everything.
She held out her hand while she spoke solemnly about the game. I took it and started rubbing it for some reason. It was pretty dry.
I started loosing lucidity. Something about a big pile of sand. I think the cave caved in or something. And something about a bucket filled with water.
-It was like I woke up in the school. I wasn't lucid anymore. It had been a game or something. Matthias and Mikaela was there. As everyone left Mikaela tried to levitate a broom or something, I think it worked a little.

April 22nd 2010 Sniping
Zombie mall or similar. Kira was with me. We tried to take nice pictures of me but they all were bad. My bro was there too.

Chased by Draco Malfoy and his little buddies. They killed my dad's grandma and I took a board and hit the shit out of them. I accepted her death.

Countryside with Love and Frissel. He ran after a train and jumped on it. Then he jumped off I think. The driver got distracted and Love and I were almost killed by the train. We sat in like a car and were thrown a long way.

My brother had been playing like Battlefield something something and I got to try it. It was a mix of battlefield and TF2. It was pretty neat. I was really good. I had the sniper. When I scoped in the camera zoomed in a bit like in third person on MW2. But I could see the laser dot. I zoomed in further with some GTA4 influence. I killed a guy in the far distance with two shots.
I died once. It was a snowy map with indoor places too. I went out in the middle battlefield. I met like three people but when I ADS my aim went towards their heads a little bit. I killed them all. It was cool.
I continued my streak. I came up on a roof looking down where I had just fought. I sniped pretty well for a while. One thing I did was that I calculated a guy's path and got a crazy head shot with lots of blood on the wall behind him. My brother was in the game next to me and we cheered "OOOOOOOOOOO". Then two guys on a building to the left jumped too the building on the right I had started in. They hit the wall but climbed up. When I "zoomed" in I had thermal scope. I missed them and they got away. I started getting like a permanent thermal vision which could see through walls and it wasn't black and white. They gleamed in like red, blue, yellow and green. So I basically had hacks. It went well with my new hack and I didn't die. I was still on the roof with my brother. Then a guy on my left had almost climbed up a ladder to the roof. I changed weapons to my knife. I was about to cut him when he got up on the roof. I struggled with him and managed to push him off the building.
My brother shoved me back against the opposite ledge. I was like wtf? but I couldn't read anything off his facial expression. I guess he was like jealous. He started pushing me closer and closer. In the last moment I stabbed him in the gut. He fell with me. I fell first and could see him over me. Then we hit the ground. It was dramatic but I knew it was a game.

April 23rd 2010 Nothing
Had to get up at six this morning.

April 24th 2010 Nothing again
I woke up by a text message and didn't think about my dreams.

April 25th (Miscalculated somewhere. This was the 24th) 2010 Dad was in an accident
I was at a party. I was pretty drunk. My balance wasn't that good. But I had a fun time. I noticed V in the crowd. I went out off there with like Rikard and Aran. I found my jacket and I "remembered" I had hung it where I hung it. I had gotten a blackout, that I remembered. We were going to continue partying later. I was just going to wash myself.
We were at some like big mushroom which had water on it. We washed us there.
I was then in my room with Nils and Hugo. We were about to go to the party. It was pretty late. I went down the stairs and noticed my parents door was closed so I started making less sound. I went up again. We heard someone walking up the stairs. I whispered I would follow them down there and if we were caught I would say I just followed them to the door. I walked out and saw my dad sitting in the couch. He told me that I couldn't go out. He said that mom had a chronic headache at the moment. And that it wouldn't always be like that. I got pissed and shut the door. I was like "fuck this".
I woke up and went to the bathroom. Then I did 10 push-ups and sat down in my bed doing "100% success rate" mantra. I had read it the evening before on this site. Then I lied down again. I recalled the dream above.
Before that dream I had a dream with zombies. I couldn't recall it correctly.

I started having fragments, mostly me like dreaming I was in bed. I had two fail lucid dream opportunities.I was on skype in my bed(!??) and went down to the laundry room. My dad was there and he said like "look away". I went into the computer room and then "woke up" by the sound of the other person on skype.

I "woke up" because I dreamed I was humping someone (no SP??). I didn't want to wake my family up in a really awkward way. I humped a bit in the bed just to hear how much it sounded. It didn't make any noise. I started fantasizing about getting BJs. Cause then I wouldn't move. This led to me being in a stone fortress with Harald's and Jonas' families. And Wård.
I fixed my light by connecting a cord to a wall. Wård rolled over my bed.
We had like three floors. Harald's "dad" needed toilet paper and was acting like an ass. Then we had food. I didn't get that much.
We went in a car. It was snowy outside. It was a skiing trip. They asked why I had two skiing cards. I started explaining (I don't have IWL) and then said I didn't know actually. I asked my dad. Then Janne started complaining on my dad that this was the biggest, baddest lie ever.
I was outside the car. It was a better weather. I had a motorcycle and Jonas too. We chased some guys who were running.
There was a wooden bridge. I tried to push them off but I fell into the water. I lost the bike but bounce next to them. I threw like a spoon at one of them but I missed. Then I saw a car almost run over them. The car instead ran over the group of people we had behind us. I got afraid. I went and looked if anyone was hurt. I found that my dad was surrounded by people. He was standing up but looked chocked. I walked away a bit with him. He sat down and I offered myself to be leaned on. He started talking solemnly. "This was the lamest car accident I've experienced. But I twisted my groin (not the dick and that) and I will probably have to remove it since I never trained it *looked sad and in regret*. There are 450 bones there. Bla bla bla. "

A forest covered by so many flying lizards that almost no light reached the ground. I was on top of a tree, one of them "hshhed" me. Then I was down on the ground with a group of people. I hid myself outside of a zerg base there. A queen was patrolling outside of some gates. The group of people threw some spitting banelings on the ground outside. The queen crushed them and then walked back calmly.

I was in a outside of a school. In a café with some schoolmates. I remember not having a shirt on. On the second floor I told three naked girls walking by me "Nice body" but they were like "Na ".
We were late for our English class. I stood in line to buy an ice cream. Aran and Kancans were there. Kancans told me that he probably would change to my class. I got happy. He looked mature. It took an awful amount of time to get my ice cream. And when I got it they forgot to take charge for it. Aran bought a pie which he dropped on the floor. But he picked it up. I noticed two people fighting outside. We went outside. It was a man fighting a woman. She was scared. I yelled STOP! and was about to kick him but I figured it might be a movie. The man looked at me. Aran left cause he was a pussy and wanted to go to the English class. I figured now I had something to blame it on. The man said she didn't understand it was over. I said he still had no right to hit her. She was younger them him and cried.

They ran away. I followed them to a hill. I started wrestling with the man. His voice was coming from everywhere. I struggled for a while. I started like hallucinating. They had drugged me. I fell asleep.

When I woke up I was at this underground factory. I had a bow. I didn't have a shirt on. For some minutes I walked around confused and shot different enemies in there. If they shot me I would get a little hurt but the bullets bounced back and killed them. Similar to Prototype. Finally I followed someone into a corridor. I threw an object at him. I saw how the health got to zero. I looked at the body. It was like a small human robot. I picked it up. It was "ragdolly". I held it in the waist(pointing upwards) and the legs pointed downwards. For fun I took it and held it Doogie style. I laughed. I walked into another room with it. There the girl was and the man. It was a big screen. A sequence started and I watched the screen. I could see stars and stuff while the man talked.
I don't remember what he spoke of though.

I was "playing" battlefield bad company 2 in a town. It was a war going on.

Learning about sex in school.

Zombie apocalypse ending with me first getting chased outside my house then bitten to "death" in my room.

Edit: While I was getting bitten, I felt some pain. I remember thinking like, "hmm, I shouldn't feel this uncomfortable in a dream...". It's like I'm lucid without being... well, lucid.

I was in a house with my family I think. I don'r really remember what happened but my brother went out to the corridor and said he was lucid and was all happy about it. I realized it was a dream. Or rather I broke through, it was like I already knew. I stood next to my parents and some other person. I threw two epic clean punches, one in my mom's face(in front of me) and one in my dad's (to my right). They both fell. Then I turned around I think. I got down on the floor and started crawling from side to side. I started gaining some speed. I followed my brother. I successfully shapeshifted into a snake
Then I think the dream kinda repeated itself. I met another snake and then I became human and it bit me in my hand. It happened several times. I could feel some pain and see the flesh. Looking forward for another shapeshift dream lucid dream

I was with my dad. We were walking outside somewhere where there was snow. It reminded me of a military camp. Then I watched as a chilly wind formed and blew up and created a really cool pipe leaning to the left. It was pretty awesome actually. The pipe was all with and looked as if it was made out of clouds looking like boards on a roof.

Playing soccer indoors at the gymnastics class. I couldn't play that well because of my infection. Erik took the ball in his hands and threw it at our goal. But I caught it in between my legs(ankles). It was epic and everyone cheered. Later I was on the ground and took the ball in my hands.
Writing a complaint on the computer.
Prison fight.
In a forest with W.

I only remember being in a bed. There were several beds. I was lying next to Sofia from my class. There were other people from my class there. She started singing on a song. I joined in and we both sang really great. It sounded beautifully. It sounded similar to some Lion King song. Perhaps something like this one http://open.spotify.com/track/30hSsAWOVaZtNnWUWuETMl
Later I was in another bed I think.

Strange dream