Thread: Youssarian's Nighttime Adventures

19 December 2009
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Rather distasteful fragment, did not post.


20 December 2009
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Dream #1
I'm supposedly in the boy's locker room, although there are several spacious toilet stalls, and the walls are just a little too low for my comfort. I can easily see the heads of the DC's walking around outside the stall, so I stand at a slight angle relative to the toilet, facing away from the rest of the locker room, so no one will see my private parts if they glance my way.

I begin peeing and two streams shoot out. Guys, I'm sure you've had this happen at some point. One is yellow while the other is clear. Even though I aim straight for the toilet, the streams shoot upwards and I stop peeing. A little sprinkles on me. I resume, and it's all better.


Dream #2
(I was feeling a little under the weather last night so I went to bed around 9 PM. I watch a Christian TV show, SkunksTV which airs at 10 PM, so I missed it.)

The show starts with Alyssa Shull (click for image) looking at the screen saying, "We're going to do things differently tonight. Our guest tonight is Janice ~~~~" (she stated her last name, which I won't say here). I see my friend Janice sitting there, wearing her glasses. Alyssa introduces Janice's story, which seems to involve "something malevolent."

Janice then begins to interact with something that looks like an ELIZA computer program, which simulates a Rogerian psychologist (you say something and it responds using the words you said. For example: "I feel bad." to which it may respond, "Why do you feel bad?") She selects an option and then types in the quesion, "do you now who you are?" (a typo on her part, she meant "know") to which it replies, "No". Then she types in, "I hate you."

(Interestingly enough, I woke up right after that scene. It was 4:09 AM. I've had a history of oddly predictive dreams concerning friends so I made a quick prayer for her, because it seemed rather vivid and serious in tone.)

21 December 2009
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aAaAaHhHhH World ends in three years!!!!!shift+1. OK not really.
No dream recall. Better luck tonight.

Yay I haz dreams last night!

22 December 2009
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You know how, when you experience something long enough, it starts to appear in your dreams? This happened to me last night. I was playing the game Moonbase, an MMORPG written in Flash where everyone are astronauts on a flat moon playing field. As I explored the moon I discovered there was not just one flat level, but at least two! Also, instead of everyone's named floating above their characters in yellow, some had blue and, a large group on a lower level, had red. Then I look out past the moon field and see a round asteroid hanging in space and decide I want to fly to it. However, the dream ends before I can reach it, and I spend quite a while flying there.

23 December 2009
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I must have had five dreams, but I didn't write them down and I forgot. :/

24 December 2009
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Dream #1
On an alien world where the inhabitants look like humans, I have superpowers such as flight and superhuman strength. They're holding a parade down the main street of the city and one of the giant balloons they're walking with is of me. But I'm running as fast as I can. I don't know if it's from something or to something. I keep running down the street and suddenly, slightly pale blue centipedes that are much larger than real life start crossing the street in large numbers.

I enter a McDonalds (they have McDonalds on alien worlds?!?!) which is identical to the one I work at and there are reporters there. They think I'm one of the guys from Daft Punk. I ask who they think I am and the female reporter mouths out one of the names.

The dream shifts from a McDonalds to a museum. I walk down a hallway and see through a large window a criminal in a jail cell of sorts. I enter the adjacent room and see a name over a large door to his cell. Going further I see another one of these cells, and this time there are two people in it. One is sitting and the other standing, and he looks like the Joker. Again I enter a room with the door to their cell and see three metal masks hanging on it. I take one, put it on, and run out to the hallways. I see a window and think I could covertly escape with my possession through it, but I can't lift myself up enough to get through it. So I run into the main atrium and out the door.

25 December 2009
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No recall. Merry X-mas.

26 December 2009
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No recall. Again.

27 December 2009
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Dream #1
I'm at this lunch event somewhere. To my right is Marci, a young lady who recently graduated college that works with me at McDonalds. Sitting at the table behind us is the Reverend Jesse Jackson.

During eating and conversation, Marci repeatedly rests her head on my left shoulder. I get gas and quietly release it, and continue on like nothing happened. Rev. Jackson comments that prices are so cheap that "You can buy a John (toilet) at Burger King for $1.90!" Which evokes laughter. By then I can smell my gas but no one else seems to. Marci again puts her head on my shoulder and I scoot back, and then give her a small hug.

Then things get awkward. Someone next to Rev. Jackson smells my stink and asks me if I farted. Somewhat embarrassed I reply, "Maybe." A few more awkward moments later I add, "I guess we need that John!" Rev. Jackson is not amused, and in fact he is disgusted. Having lost his appetite he puts down his eating utensil and looks like he is about to walk away.

Nothing recalled upto this point except 1 lucid dream, which occured on 31 December.

31 December 2009
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Lucid Dream #34: "Flying Through Windows"
DILD

It starts off with a Kanye West concert with several female dancers in typical risque female dancer clothing. I move from there to another room and I realize I'm dreaming.

I briefly ponder what I will do. I see a window and decide to try to smash my hand through it but when I try, my hand goes through as though there were nothing there. I am able to grip in the middle of the window as though it were the edge. I pull myself through and enter a new room, which I fly through and pass through a window. I repeat this several times.

While doing this I shout, "Clarity! Clarity!" and then add "Stability!" My voice doesn't sound like my own, but rather how it would sound from a short distance away. The first window I flew through went to outdoor and even though I ended up in another room my glasses still got wet from the rain. I lower them to get a clearer view and the dream fades.

I have a false awakening where I'm at my computer, on a forum where I'm posting a topic, and editing the message to tell of the LD.

Not much, but that's the first one I've had since 27 May. So yayz0rs!

6 January 2010
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Me and two of my friends, Kellie and Yves, are standing in a dark room with a high roof. We're standing in front of an elevated seat/desk setup and in it is a Romulan official. He has just given Kellie the task of officially apologizing for humanity's misdeeds. I break out in protest, and as a punishment each one of us is sentenced to getting four lashes of the cat-o'-nine-tails.

We begin walking down a hallway to the site. I'm really nervous about it. As we reach the exit we pass by a pale young lady who had just gotten it. She's fully dressed but obviously depressed and probably in pain. I can't help but think of something I heard in one of the older Christian movies, which goes along the lines of "Don't be scared. You're suffering for Jesus!"

The area where we're to be punished looks like a small baseball field, with solid white bleachers. Kellie picks up the cat-o'-nine-tails and whips it.

8 January 2010
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Dream #1
I am with some young ladies, all around 13-15 years old, in a building which has a large pool in the middle that spans multiple floors. We can see through the bottom of it because of a large glass pane. At first glance it looks like it could be an aquarium, since it has sea foliage, but there is at least one person swimming in it. They ooh at the sight and prepare for their turn to get in. I overhear one of them is wearing a bikini or swimming shorts. We sit along a wall and one of the girls pulls off her pants to swim in what is left on. There are a couple negative comments about my presence as she does that.

Now the rest of the kids from my church's youth group is present. They're all sitting along a wall while I sit closer out more towards the center of the hall, and I feel lonely. (Which is rather true concerning real life.)

(Sigh. Female DC's, keep your clothes on, please!)

Fragment #1
I don't remember much just this one part. Jeremie, William, Yumi and Ulrich from Code LYOKO are all laying in one bed, with there heads and backs slightly propped up as though they're watching something on TV. William sits up, turns around and pulls out a ray gun(?) and aims it at them.

Then some stuff and then a commerical advertising that the show is coming out on two DVD sets, one set per two seasons. I think, "I want that!"