Thread: The dreams of Ilbuono

25.02.2010

1 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My old class was out in the forest. We were going to do a couple of running-competitions. I remember that it was pretty cold and the lanes was really slippery, because of the ice. Me and a friend was in friendly wrestle at the end.

27.02.2010

2 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I dreamt that I had been on a picnic with some of my old classmates and I was the one who was going to drive us home. I had borrowed a car from a friend (This friend does not have this kind of car in reality). The car was big and looked similar to a Hyundai Veracruz.
Even though i was the one who was going to drive the car started automatically when i was sitting down in the passenger seat looking for something. I told my friend in the back (who is very short) to try and hit the brakes. In some mystical way she bended her leg so that she could reach the pedal but the brakes didnt work! After that I tried the handbrakes and this would not work either.
In the next moment i was in the drivers seat steering the car so that we would not hit some cars or something on the way downhill.
I steered the car out on the sidewalk and i remember thinking "And now the cops will come, I know it!". And there they were. Two copcars coming right at me. They pulled me over and i stopped the car simply by putting my foot out on the ground.
The cops were very mad at me for driving on the sidewalk. I was trying to tell them that the brakes did not work but they kept ignoring me and they just kept on shouting. After a couple of minutes i had the oppurtunity to explain myself and i told them that the only reason that I drove on the sidewalk was because my brakes were broken and I did not want to hit any cars.
When I had explained everything the policeman (who had a big moustache) looked exhausted and just laid down on the hood of his car.
The end.

28.02.2010

3 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Part 1:
I just remember getting back a test from my teacher.

Part 2:
I was some kind of flying dinosaur, like a Pterosaur or something. Then there were a couple of other dinosaurs. We were chased by a large T. Rex made of rocks in a rocky arena that later changed form to look more lika a library.
The T. Rex stood no chance of catching any of us so later he transformed to a girl and tried to seduce some of us with that schoolgirl-look. He did not have any success with that either and he just got mad and all of us other dinosaurs were laughing at him.
After that the dream just ended.

Peace!

13.03.2010

4 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This night I had several different dreams.

Part 1:
I just remember jumping down from a high cliff and I landed in different ways all the time. All the jumps were written down for an unknown reason.

Part 2:
I was driving a car into a garage. It was not my car, I had borrowed it from a friend. The garage was very big, more like a big barn and it had maybe three floors. I drove the car into the garage and then i got out of the car and looked around in the barn.
When I was going to leave and go home my friends mother came in. She wondered what I was doing there and I just said that I was borrowing the car. She looked very skeptic and she looked a little bit annoyed. Then I said "it is ok, your son told me that i could borrow it". Then she just said "oh, okay! Well, see you" and she looked kind of satisfied.

Part 3:
I was going home from school with an old female classmate. I was maybe 50 meters in front of her with my bicycle and she was driving a moped. She yelled "Wait!" and I stopped. I took off almost all of my clothes and put them on the rack of my bicycle. When she had came along I started riding my bike and some of my clothes fell of. I picked up some of them and she picked up some. After that we said goodbye and got home.
When I got home nothing looked like it normally does. Everything was renovated. There was only a hot-tub in the bathroom and all the rooms hade switched places and looked very unfamiliar. My mother stood in the kitchen not bothered at all.
I looked on my cell-phone and I had five new textmessages. One of them was from an older male friend and it said "I'm looking for a job again ". I just laughed. Another one was from my classmate (the on i got home from school with). She wrote "I forgot to give you some of your clothes, I can meet you up and give them to you." and i just answered "Okay".
I went out to the hall and got dressed and I saw a black jacket lying on the ground. I picked it up and there was a hand reaching out of it. When I put it down the hand got back into the jacket. I think the dream stopped here because i do not remember anything else.

Part 4:
I was at a party in a big hotel. I was also the host. The party started out good and people were having a good time. Slowly the party became more boring. A friend of mine (who currently is a little bit upset with me) sat in a sofa and refused to answer everything I said to him.
After a while I started calling more people so that the party would get alive again.
When I got off the phone, many of the old guests where in a cinema theater in the hotel playing some stupid game, just throwing stuff at eachother and running around laughing.

I am out!

18.03.2010

5 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream took place on a vacation in Thailand with my friends and I remember two days of it.
Day 1:
At first we just walked around in a city and looked around in different stores. In some places we just went in and tasted some food, laughed and went out.
When we came home my friend ate 1,5 blotter of LSD and fell in love with a kiwi and slept with it.

Day 2:
When we woke up the next day my friend with the kiwi ate 2,5 blotters of LSD. Then he asked me nicely to hit his kiwi with a baseballbat. I did it and I got a good hit and it flew long long away.
PS. It was the fruit called kiwi, not the bird .
The end.