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This one is kinda dumb, but just remembered it from last night. (was funny at 3am when I woke up to do dream recall).
I'm in my old high school, rummaging through my locker, as usual. Two gals next to me (who I knew in HS) said:
"Wanna here a joke?"
I said "Sure!"
the one said: "Girls are horny"
The other says: "Guys are hairy!"
I remember laughing in my dream and when I woke up telling myself to remember it.. now it doesn't seem so funny. lol
None what so ever :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
lol, explains alot then.Quote:
None what so ever [/b]
I was at the dining room table at my house and my mom's friend and her daughter were there and the mother was talking about her garden. Suddenly someone says:
"I'm sick and tired of talking people."
"God should be so lucky to have talking people."
I woke up straight after that comment and had it stuck in my head. I don't usually remember exact dialog from my dreams but that was just weird!
In dreams, common sense is out the door!
Otherwise I would have WAY more lucid's realising stuff just wasnt possible or normal.
From a dream:
My family were out to dinner, and my Dad was reading the wine list out loud to us.
Dad: "Hmm, that one wouldn't suit the meal..."
Guy on the table next to us: "What an idiot! He's talking to the menu again" then he walked out with these other businessmen.
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Originally Posted by person
Your mind had a clever sense of humour.
I had a lucid a few months ago where I argued with one of my dream characters about whether she was real or just a dream character. She kept insisting that she was real. So I started firing one question after another at her at a fast rate with the hope that she would give herself away. She ended up saying absolute nonsense, and I pointed at her and told her she was busted. She looked down and acted embarassed and playfully smiled. I was proud that I had proven to somebody that she doesn't exist.
I usually never pay attention to what folk in my dreams say unless it seems uber important, but this thread got me going, so I paid attention last night...
I had this 12-character box of random collector's action figures, but none of them were specific, like Batman, Spiderman or whatever, they were all mutts. I dropped the box and some of them broke.
DC- "Aren't your ninjas traumatized?"
me- "OH yeah."
I dont recall there being any ninjas in that box.
She was only pretending, so that you stop harrasing her :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal
Once we were having a house party and Jackie Chan arrived. A fan of his tongue-in-cheek style movies, I got a sheet of paper and a pen and asked him for an autograph. He grabbed the pen and my right arm, rolled up my sleeve and wrote on my forearm.
"JACKIE CHAN. YOU ARE WORTH £1.50 (2 YEN)"
I was more worried by the fact that it would dissapear when I washed than the fact that I'd just been valued by Jackie Chan (and his dodgy conversion rates).
(Maybe it was meant to be Yuan but my head got mixed up. Actually it was the ¥ symbol so it probably meant Yuan, but I read it as yen. Good to see that little details can still prop up years after a dream)
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Originally Posted by Universal
Hehe, that sounds funny..."Hey, I can prove that you don't exist!"
Yet you are talking to them, heh.
"I stole this trash from some pigs"
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Originally Posted by Hojo
Those pigs will get their vengeance!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hojo
Does it count if it's something you said?
Me and a group of bikers (bicycles) were biking away because one of them threw a rock at a car and the alarm went off. Another one of them said, "Let's go hide in the pita place."
I promptly responded "NO! The first place the cops check is always the Pita place!"
:bigteeth:
:muffin: HA HA!Quote:
Originally Posted by BecomingCold216
Well, everyone knows that Pita places are where all the evil folks hang out. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by BecomingCold216
I think last night's quote is worthy of this thread.
Basically I was "playing a game" with some people, including one of my brothers and we had this device that you could point at people and one button turned them into a deer and the other turned them into a meat pastie.... Why? I honestly do not know.
So, I turned a guy who was after me into a meat pastie and after he was transformed I raised my arms into the air and shouted, "All hail the meat pastie!"
"mmmmm, these sins are tasty."-random cannibalistic townsperson
I don't know if a piece of wood could be a dream character, but one said that "A noose is easy to make" whatever that meant.
I was in this store watching a baseball game and I was telling this guy how much I hate baseball because I was always in the outfield when I was young and it was really boring and really hot.
So I said, "The coach was a bastard because he would never take me out of the game even when I was dying of heat exhaustion."
And the kid said, "No coach has ever had a perfect review from the critics even when they have Tony Gwyn or Larry Bonds on the team."
:huh:
I thought he switched subjects to football, and I distinctly remember him saying Larry Bonds.
ROFL :rolllaugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by gregash
perfect dream weirdness
Larry Bonds
I don't really remember the dream and I don't even know who I was talking to.
Random DC :"I put my trophy on the shelf today"
Me :"I thought the shelf was slanted"
Random DC :"Yeah but I cut my finger off"
I woke up and just laid there kinda confused.
Heh, me and my one friend were sharing a room in my one dream, and there were two bunkbeds. We started getting in a fight over who should sleep in the top bunk.
Friend: "I WANT TO SLEEP IN THE TOP BUNK!"
Me: "Nuh uh! I'm going to sleep there!"
Friend: "Well, I'll just get up really early then!"
Me: "No you're not! Not if I eat your alarm clock!"
And so I did. She eventually ended up setting her dog on me.
I told my mom that I was dreaming, and she asked me to prove it. So I floated into the air above her, and she said that it proves nothing as anyone can do that. Its just hot air rising thats lifting me up :roll:
This one was so weird that it woke me up.
"Cats look crunchy, and they taste crunchy too. That's why I don't eat'em."
I was like.... WTF???