DCs Say the Darndest Things

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Originally Posted by Adanac

This one was so weird that it woke me up.

"Cats look crunchy, and they taste crunchy too. That's why I don't eat'em."

I was like.... WTF???
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Yea it's weird, what kind of a DC will not eat something because it is crunchy? :?

Please help out a confused UKer here... what is a "Pita Place"?

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For example...

In a lucid last night I had a very short snowball fight with some friends. It was short because they all stopped after a minute. When I asked them why, one replyed, &#39;We are tired because we all had a very busy summer". It was the middle of winter in my dream. That must have been one hectic summer.

ROFL

Last night I encountered my friends dad for the first time since he caught his son, my other friend and I high at my house. He was talking to me about drugs and said &#39; If you get high and then use soap, the soap will stay inside your body for the rest of your life&#39;. A little weird I guess.

I had something like that one time. In my dream I was sitting in a classroom were Tom Cruise was teaching, he said to us that we shouldn&#39;t masturbate after sex... because you must use the two orgasm you can have. Well, I thougt this to be pretty weird.

I did think it was a good point when he said it in my dream...

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life, oh god this topic is absolutely priceless&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; God the human mind is great :)

Yeah this thread is rediculously funny lol...

I saw a guy dressed in all green, and I thought to myself, "He reminds me of the forest..." So I walked up to him and asked him, "Have you ever been trapped in a magic forest with seven dancing princesses?"

I became lucid.

ha, this was more of a hallucination, but when i was little i was sick with a cold or something, and my mom was in bed with me and it was kind of late and i randomly pointed to the ceiling and was like "Look" and she was like "what" and i was all like "theres an elephant" rofl&#33; as everybody knows, things are funnier when they happen.i could tell my friends something that happened to me that was hilarious and they won&#39;t think it is funny one bit.i guess it&#39;s all about the randomness and catching people offguard.

When I asked a DC "who am I?"

he stated "you&#39;re a botswanian cult leader" my teeth then proceeded to fall out and he was like "see, that&#39;s what I&#39;m talking about&#33;"

I became lucid earlier in the dream and my friend appeared at one point. I went up to her and asked what it was like to be a dream character. She looks at me real funny and says "Im not on what you&#39;re on" and turns around again. I was fully lucid at that point but her sincerity froze me and I had to do another couple reality checks before I could calm my mind. What a good response on the fly, especially since I had taken a hallucinogen the day before

This is my weirdest:

I was a Hulk Hogan&#39;s house, and as I rang his doorbell, I asked, "Why am I at Hulk Hogan&#39;s House?"
The guy who answered the door said "You&#39;re here to steal his mustache, of course&#33;"

I was floating above a parking lot, my friend wanted me to go with him, and he says out loud from the ground, (I&#39;m 20 feet up) "that&#39;s the biggest boner I&#39;ve ever seen&#33;"

I was in a tree house with Alec Baldwin, and he says to me "It&#39;s gettiing hot in here. Did you fart?"

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Originally Posted by Moonbeam

I was in a tree house with Alec Baldwin, and he says to me "It&#39;s gettiing hot in here. Did you fart?"
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Oh god, that is funny moonbeam, you made my day :bigteeth:

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Originally Posted by bro

Oh god, that is funny moonbeam, you made my day :bigteeth:
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Not exactly the dream experience I wanted to have with Alec Baldwin. :(

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Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Not exactly the dream experience I wanted to have with Alec Baldwin. :(
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I&#39;m sorry

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Originally Posted by Moonbeam

I was in a tree house with Alec Baldwin, and he says to me "It&#39;s gettiing hot in here. Did you fart?"
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LMFAO hahahaha. That is hilarous. Rofl. Sorry, but it was very funny.

some random dream voice said this when I woke up today:

"The Math of flying people on farms is a safer way to get to know them"

LOL hm.... someone should try and decipher this cryptic puzzles. :D

I asked this guy where he went to school, I&#39;d never heard of it so I said where is that?

guy: "The state of August."

me: "What?&#33;"

guy: "The state of April."

and for some reason that was better.

lol. it&#39;s funny how absolutely absurd things make sense to us in dreams. It&#39;s very amusing though, I feel bad for people who don&#39;t remember thier dreams, one of my friends recently told me that he hasn&#39;t dreamt for months now.

My dad: I bought my girlfriend a rose and I bought your mom a chocolate rose.