Video Game Battle!!!!

[Infraredkelp]

This the thread where we discuss video game characters battling each other and who would win. I'll start it off: Sonic VS Rayman VS Mario I think that Mario would beat Sonic hands down. Then Rayman would finish him off with his golden fist.

[blindfold_off]

Mario would butt-stomp those fools, and then unleash a fury of fireballs. TKO!!!!

[Adrenaline Junkie]

Sonic would just kick there arses, he's alot faster for a start. Raymans just pathetic, he has no arms of legs!

[In My Own World]

Sonic would win that no doubt! How about: Sam Fisher from "Splinter Cell" vs. Snake from "Metal Gear Solid"

[NeAvO]

Big Boss would beat solid and sam

[Infraredkelp]

Back to the first battle: Rayman not having limbs is an advantage. He can throw his fist at the enemy. Sonic is fast, but he's not very powerful as far as battling. Mario would fireball Soinc and maybe jump on him a few times. Mario would then try to jump on Rayman, but he's too fast for him. His fireballs wouldn't be very effective either since Rayman could punch 'em right back at him. Rayman Golden fist would K.O. Mario in a few hits. If the new 3-D Rayman fought, he would have super-charged energy balls and a spiky fist.

[blindfold_off]

Big Boss would beat solid and sam Big Boss is bad ass. He would shred Sam Fisher with his CQC(close quarters combat) expertise.

[tiddlywink101]

Let's see Mario is too slow for Sonic, he could roll under his jump easily, Rayman can only punch and he has to charge it up to do any damage so I think we can see that Sonic would easily win here Oh and Snake would win Sam Fisher in an open battle, but give Sam some cover and shadows and he would easily snap the guy's neck. Splinter Cell is SO much better than metal gear!

[Alric]

You know I play way to many video games but I have no idea who rayman is. Who is he supposed to be? Hes can't be a match for either of them.

[tiddlywink101]

How can you not know rayman?

[HyperNova]

Big Boss is Solid Snake's dad, why would he kill him?? Anyway: VS Samus Aran (Metroid) VS Master Chief (Halo)

[Alric]

I don't know. The other ones are like icons of their systems. I know the rest very well, but who is rayman? I have no idea.

[arby]

Big Boss is Solid Snake's dad, why would he kill him?? Anyway: Samus Aran (Metroid) VS Master Chief (Halo) Haloid

[joey11223]

WTF was that crap!! MC is a dude, a dude i say:p Lesbian fun is fine but Master Cheif is John , Spartan 117! He is not a girl!!!:p Oh and Cheif would win hands down, trust me i don't know how but he would, he guy was ontop of a ship went it went into re-entry!!( he landed on that ships top, it went straight in, how'd he get inside...) Trust me Cortana would hack into that metriod suit and break it or something, i;ve never heard of metriod but i'll admit if things were normal it looks like that suit is kinda bad-ass so he would win. But its MC here so he would lose:p. Also Mc can run at like 30 miles an hour, jump like 4 metres high, make a guy fly across a large hall with a punch( yes i know it isnt in the games but in the books he is incredibly powerful)

[HyperNova]

Umm, Samus (metroid) is female and pwns all! And she would own MC like mad! she has about 10 energy packs each with 99 health so unlike MC, shes pretty hard to gun down! Also she can run amazingly FAST, Super Jump, do a strange flying type jump where if anything comes near her they get destroyed, morph into a ball, use a freeze gun, doest EVER run out of amo and more! Another thing, i think the fact that MC destroyed the suite with one simple hit with a stupid blade was ....stupid. Im sorry, but MC wont last a second. Although it was harsh in making MC a female in that video!

[tswift_2]

Neither Samus nor Master Chief would win... I don't think they'd fight - http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=128 ...btw, VG Cats is pretty hilarious

[Infraredkelp]

Mario and Sonic are video game idols and everyone knows them. Rayman is my personal favorite, so I added him. I don't really care for the new 3-D Rayman that almost everyone associates him with though. A lot of people don't even know that he was originally a 2-D side scroller game. Which happens to be the best game ever made. In the original, he didn't shoot energy balls from his hands. He threw his fist at ennemies, then it came back to him. The longer he charged his fist, the farther and harder it would go. He also has the ability to use his hair as a helicopter, run pretty fast, use his fist as a grappling to grap purple flying "O"s, and hang from objects. Compared to Mario Rayman is: - Faster - Probably bigger - Has a more powerful (throwing fist) Compared to Sonic he's: - Slower - Probably bigger - More powerful attack (throwing fist) If Rayman had a golden fist, he would knock Mario and Sonic the f*ck out. Mario's on attacks would be jumping and fireballs. Both Sonic and Rayman could easily avoid these pitiful attacks. I'm not really sure of what attacks Sonic could use besides just running into people. But Mario, being an expert jumper, could avoid these attacks. And Rayman could simply punch Sonic while he's running. Mario would try to jump Rayman super fast fist, but would get punched when the fist is on the way back to Rayman. Here's a vid of Rayman on a speedrun game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU4zeaF8K0g Here's another speedrun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utlqZbXPpWM&NR=1 Rayman has the best soundtrack ever! It even beats F-Zeros soundtrack!

[Umbrasquall]

The Spartan in the Haloid animation isn't Master Chief. Quote: "Internet: WHYYYYYY did you make Master chief a girl!?!?!? Master chief’s not a girl?!?!?! WHAT TEH HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FAG?!?!?! Me: In the Halo story according to the books there were actually 32 Spartan soldiers, including women. If you look closely you can actually see the number 458 on the "Master Chick's" suit. 458 being the number of the Spartan that made a Cameo in the Dead or Alive series. Not much thinking went into it further than that though. Plus hot lesbians are awesome." I'd have to agree with Hypernova a little there. Samus is pretty much invincible. Her Power Suit is decades ahead of MC's MJOLNIR armor in terms of technology.

[Infraredkelp]

Duke Nukem VS. Doom Guy And Dukem Nukem rips off doom guys head.... and shits down his neck Duke Nukem would win no doubt. He is way buffer, and he has better guns.

[Swikity]

Jigglypuff with its cock slammer! hahaha Anyone else see that pic? Nah, lets see Gordon Freeman vs. Samus

[♥Mark]

Notice that Master Chief is holding dual SMG's, so he loses by default. And Dukem Nukem rips off doom guys head.... and shits down his neck Duke Nukem would win no doubt. He is way buffer, and he has better guns. Doom guy killed every demon in hell. All of them. Then he came back to Earth and did it again. The very fact that Duke Nukem had better weapons proves Doom guy's relative awesomeness. Also, Doom guy is 100% business. No cheesy one-liners, no nonsense, not even a name. Doom guy doesn't need to act cool or tough, he just is. Also, this face:

[Oneironaut Zero]

Winners, so far: Sonic. (Not too sure about Snake vs. Big Boss. Haven't played enough Metal Gear to figure that one out, yet.) Doom Guy. Samus. Back to the Sonic thing: Sonic would utterly destroy Rayman. First off, in terms of speed, Rayman could never touch Sonic. Never as in....Ever. And when it comes to brute strength, Sonic's Dash attack would shatter Rayman's fist like glass.

[Infraredkelp]

Winners, so far: Sonic. (Not too sure about Snake vs. Big Boss. Haven't played enough Metal Gear to figure that one out, yet.) Doom Guy. Samus. Back to the Sonic thing: Sonic would utterly destroy Rayman. First off, in terms of speed, Rayman could never touch Sonic. Never as in....Ever. And when it comes to brute strength, Sonic's Dash attack would shatter Rayman's fist like glass. Raymans fist would never break. His golden fist is indestructable. And with the speed fist. He would dominate because his fist would be as fast as Sonic. Also, Sonic is fast, but you act like he's God or something. Speed isn't everything, and Rayman is pretty fast as well. Plus the dash attack can easily be jumped over. As for Doom Guy and Duke. Cheesy one liners is part of what makes him so macho and cool. Not to mention the fact that he is a total chick magnet, unlike Doom Guy. The fact that Doom Guy killed every demon in Hell doesn't mean shit to Duke. Duke has killed his fair share of aliens and monsters as well and has saved the world on more than one occasion. But, this battle isn't about who has the highest body count or who is the "coolest". It's about who would win in a fight. Duke, being way stronger and having way better weapons, would annihilate Doom Guy. Even if he didn't have weapons and it was hand to hand combat, he would still beat Doom Guy because of his superior size and strength.

[blindfold_off]

Samus would eat Master Chief for dinner. She'd nuke him. The marine from Doom would totally take down Duke with no problems. The marine took on the freakin super demon. Not to mention that the marine can totally mow down demons with a measly chainsaw and a double-barreled shotgun.

[jacobo]

check out smash bros... then you'll understand how i could kick all jo asses with princess zelda. boohya!