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07-01-2009 12:07 AM #1never better Achievements:
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VINCE FROM ShamWOW! MADE A FUCKING MOVIE!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Und...d_Comedy_Movie
Hahahahahaha Has anyone seen this?
The Underground Comedy Movie is a 1999 film directed by Vince Offer, starring the director himself in many of the primary roles. It features music by NOFX and Guttermouth, among others.
The film mainly consists of crude lowbrow skits (such as Gena Lee Nolin loudly using the restroom and a superhero named "Dickman," who dresses in a giant penis costume and defeats his enemies by squirting them with semen) created by the director, based on sketches Offer originally performed on a cable access show he had hosted. The film went direct to video and consistently rates in IMDB's bottom 100 movies. Lawrence Van Gelder in The New York Times wrote a scathing review, saying the movie "stands as a monument to ineptitude and self-delusion."
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07-01-2009 12:43 AM #2BICYCLE RIGHTS
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White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
And monster madness doing drive-bys on a fuckin fixie bike
Fuck it moron, snortin oxycontin, wearin cotton,
Oxymoron like buff faggots playin sissy dykes
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07-01-2009 12:47 AM #3The New Achievements:
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Best part:
The film has sold in excess of 100,000 copies and Offer has used the proceeds from sales to file a lawsuit against the Church of Scientology.[3]
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07-01-2009 12:58 AM #4never better Achievements:
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So bad it's good=win
Originally Posted by Catbus
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07-01-2009 01:17 AM #5Designated Cyberpunk Achievements:
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Fighting Scientology=WINWINWINWIWINWIN Originally Posted by Elis D.
Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
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07-01-2009 01:53 AM #6stop trying to dox me.
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He also got arrested for punching a prostitute.
stop trying to dox me. your getting no where.
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07-01-2009 05:00 AM #7Member
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She was probably a scientologist.
This shit never happens to me
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07-01-2009 05:12 AM #8:3 :3 :3
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"you're gonna love my nuts, watch this"
slapchop fte
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07-01-2009 05:28 AM #9Lurker
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Maybe he should have used the money from shamwow to fight scientology.... instead of meth and hookers hmmmm
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07-01-2009 05:39 AM #10Legend
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Was it produced by the Germans? I hope so because you know the Germans always make good stuff... Originally Posted by Elis D.
Things are not as they seem
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07-01-2009 10:40 AM #11I'm the mother flippin'
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Music by NOFX and Guttermouth?
Fuck yeah, I'll be sure to watch it for that primarily.
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07-01-2009 03:41 PM #12Banned
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This looks fantastically amazing.
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07-01-2009 06:29 PM #13never better Achievements:
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This is actually a scene from it...
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07-02-2009 07:10 AM #14I'm the mother flippin'
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Apparently the movie is a steaming pile of dogshit.
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07-02-2009 07:38 AM #15
Oh god kill it with fire.
if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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07-02-2009 07:53 AM #16Walking the Plank
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You followin me camera guy?
You do this every fucking time.
No sweat.
No tears.
No guilt.
You do this every fucking time.
http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening
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07-02-2009 08:16 AM #17Member
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If it's really to fight Scientology, I'll watch it. Otherwise...
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07-02-2009 08:31 AM #18Momentai
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what. the. fuck.
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07-05-2009 08:09 AM #19Psychonaut Achievements:
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Check it out... Shamwow guy went to jail...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g&feature=fvhlThey say curiosity killed the cat...
Fortunately, I am not a cat.
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07-05-2009 03:13 PM #20Momentai
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Lol, yeah I just saw that yesterday. And now he's gonna get the electric chair. Originally Posted by blahaha
"Who are you talking to?"
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07-05-2009 04:20 PM #21Drowning in Dreams Achievements:
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hahahaa.... I LOVED the one of him in jail. Too funny.
The movie isn't something I'd watch though
A little too crass for my tastes.
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