Thread: 2:22

ahhh okay ahaha makes sense

Holy crap!!! My clock says 3:57! The Midwayers are telling me to shoot some one.

Usually they talk to me with times such as 4:20 (time to get high), 6:40 (telling me that I'll be 40 years old in 6 years), 1:15 (reminding me that I ate breakfast once when I was 15), 3:26 (reminding me that I need to pick up 3 apples, 2 pears and 6 eggs at the store) and my favorite, 5:00 (telling me it's time to go home). Man, I wish they'd stop communicating with me by such cryptic, nonsensical means.

Seriously, stop being so paranoid. Why would mystical beings be sending "messages" that can't possibly be translated to mean anything except that it happens to be 11:11? Twice a day at that.

Ladies and gentlemen, we call this phenomenon "schitzophrenia"