dunno about anyone else, but Im sold, where do I call? Wait dont tell me....it is a 1-800 number? maybe a 1-900 number? |
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Have you ever wanted to predict the future but were held back by the fact that you didn't have super powers or that it's impossible? Tired of wasting your money on ouija boards and tarrot cards that just don't work? |
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dunno about anyone else, but Im sold, where do I call? Wait dont tell me....it is a 1-800 number? maybe a 1-900 number? |
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A warrior does not give up what he loves, he finds the love in what he does
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
*Orders* |
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I don't need the shot-gun method, I have the Marksman* method. My plan is to make a vague statement, get it included in a book with a bunch of other vague statements, then many hundreds of years later have people read the book and sort of do, or at least claim that they did, what I already predicted. They can describe that in a vague way, and include it in a later chapter of the book. Then more hundreds of years later, when the whole book is read, people will be amazed at my accurate prediction. |
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Wow, way to unite all the tarot card readers and ouija board makers against you... |
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Don't forget the goth kids playing with a jack-in-the-box. |
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lol Nice. |
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Well, why don't you add this to the next edition: make sure you write the predictions in one language, and when they later claim to carry out the prediction they can describe it another language, and later still when they finally translate into something readable, they can use a third language. That way word meanings can be changed, if necessary, to make my sharp-shooting method even more effective. |
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If you think about it, though, it's kind of the opposite of sharp shooting because it's the target that's being adjusted, rather than the aim, which is fixed. |
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Oh. Well, OK, it's still different from the shot-gun method because it sprays less, and has less kick. |
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But the real question is: can I mount a red dot on it? |
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I recommend that you do. |
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Well I'm sold! |
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