Think it would be scary if fictional weapons existed?

**Jdeadevil** · 12-05-2007 02:58 PM

I said to my brother once that "woudn't it be cool if Red Alert Two was real?" and he replied "No! I'd be shit scared if I saw Red Troops flyng down on us". So I was just thinking about how it must feel for those poor video game characters getting killed all the time in the Command And Conquer games.

So I was just thinking, do you think it would make life more complex is a Scud Storm existed? Or an Ion Cannon?

Or even a Light Saber. What do you think?

**Serkat** · 12-05-2007 04:36 PM

I think the fact that thousands of nuclear bombs are stored around the world is scary enough.

**grasshoppa** · 12-05-2007 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Korittke

I think the fact that thousands of nuclear bombs are stored around the world is scary enough.

I agree...It probably requires less time and energy to drop a nuke than it does to drop pixelated army men in your video game, J.

**Jdeadevil** · 12-05-2007 07:25 PM

Lol! Nice~

**Original Poster** · 12-06-2007 09:28 PM

I don't know about you but I want a fucking gravity gun.

**Bonsay** · 12-06-2007 09:32 PM

I heard about some experimental high energy weapons tested in Iraq. Apparently it cuts limbs and vapourises you and stuff like that. That's scary enough. Here is the video I got the info from, any comments for discussion? Besides the new crowd control microwave gun is also real and scary. They say eating microwaved food is bad... what about this lol.

**Spartiate** · 12-06-2007 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Bonsay

They say eating microwaved food is bad...

That`s because it`s high in trans fats and cholesterol

. Speaking of which... TRANS FAT CANNON!

**Bonsay** · 12-06-2007 09:58 PM

Umm, microwaving doesn't change the chemical consistency of stuff (or does it?). All I know is that it vibrates the molecules and thus heats them up.

**Jdeadevil** · 12-06-2007 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Spartiate

That`s because it`s high in trans fats and cholesterol

. Speaking of which... TRANS FAT CANNON!

eh?

**Serkat** · 12-06-2007 10:18 PM

I think he's referring to frozen stuff you can buy. Not pizzas, but like noodles with vegetables and such. Anyway, microwaving is cool.

Yeah, and crowd control microwave? What are you talking a bout? Microwaves just heat up water, the best you can expect from controlling a crowd with microwaves is everyone getting cancer.

**Original Poster** · 12-06-2007 10:22 PM

Or you could watch the video and see.

Microwaves are a type of wave, just like x-rays and visible lightwaves. They can be used for many hundreds of different things.

**Serkat** · 12-06-2007 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Omnius Deus

Microwaves are a type of wave, just like x-rays and visible lightwaves. They can be used for many hundreds of different things.

The funniest of which is giving cancer to hippies and "activists". I got you on that, no worries.

**Jdeadevil** · 12-06-2007 10:29 PM

I know a great weapon for evil scientists.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

**Bonsay** · 12-06-2007 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Korittke;605097Here

Yeah, and crowd control microwave? What are you talking a bout? Microwaves just heat up water, the best you can expect from controlling a crowd with microwaves is everyone getting cancer.

We are made out of water you know... Here is a vid I found.

**Michael** · 12-06-2007 10:48 PM

It would be scary as shit. But it would be awesome at the same time. I would own some people.

**Original Poster** · 12-06-2007 10:51 PM

I still say the biogravity gun would be nuts. God, that was by far my favorite part of the Half Life 2 expansion, as well as everyone's.

**Serkat** · 12-06-2007 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Bonsay

We are made out of water you know...

Very much so. So you heat up people.

**Grod** · 12-06-2007 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by Omnius Deus

I don't know about you but I want a fucking gravity gun.

Hell yes.

**GestaltAlteration** · 12-07-2007 12:01 AM

An ion cannon would be the most terrifying weapon in the world. At any point you could look up at the sky and then be no more.

The best fictional weapon to have: BFG9000

**Jdeadevil** · 12-07-2007 12:08 AM

Lol, fear Kane

**Daeva** · 12-07-2007 01:23 AM

A lightsaber would be fantastic for the simple fact of how much I would laugh when someone attempted to use it and sliced their own limb clean off. There are many, many Star Wars weapons I'd love to get my hands on though. Namely a crushgaunt or a vibro-axe.

**Original Poster** · 12-07-2007 04:45 AM

Brute shot ftw

**mark** · 12-09-2007 02:24 AM

This probably just a mental conspiracy theory but if your interested you guys should run a google search on scalar energetics and HAARP some interesting stuff on that.