Thread: How many beers does it take

It'll take you about 2-4 beers to start feeling tipsy.

You should buy 2 40oz's of Olde English per person... it'll come to like 3 dollars a piece and it'll get you pretty good.

An don't steal liquor from your parents... that's shady as hell.

How else do I get it?

Beer tastes crappy unless you're already drunk with very few exceptions (Corona and Yeungling)

Just snort Vodka, I heard it is possible to get drunk insanely fast that way (all the blood-vessels inside your nose can just absorb the alcohol straight into your blood-stream).

5 liters would do the trick.

Have fun!

two 40oz of old E is the stupidest thing I've read in this thread.

He's never drank before!

Originally Posted by poliganometry

two 40oz of old E is the stupidest thing I've read in this thread.

He's never drank before!

The stupidest thing, or the best newspaper article about underage drinking?

That's what I thought.

Yeah don't do the apple cider fermenting thing. If you do it wrong you can get some methanol in the product which can make you go blind if you drink too much. I think it's illegal to do that anyways. Just find your parents liquor stash and take a few shots. They won't even notice. My parents like to hide it in the kitchen cabinets above the fridge since they're hard to reach.

Funnel a pint and you should be well away

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

I mean, for my first time, I can't pull off more than two beers, and then there is my friend, who will want some, so I's either start off with 1 or watch him with 2. no way could I take 2+ first time

Is your dad pretty easy going? If he is you should ask him sometime if you can drink a little bit of a beer.

The title sounds like some hillbilly folk song

How many beers can a man drink down, before you call him a man?

Originally Posted by blahaha

My parents like to hide it in the kitchen cabinets above the fridge since they're hard to reach.

Fucking ME TOO!

Originally Posted by nitsuJ

Is your dad pretty easy going? If he is you should ask him sometime if you can drink a little bit of a beer.

He is, but I'll wait till he offers me a sip, it's alot more likely

Originally Posted by ninja9578

The title sounds like some hillbilly folk song

How many beers can a man drink down, before you call him a man?

lol. That ninja!

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

Fucking ME TOO!

lol @ short people.

Holy shit, this shouldn't be complicated. Go buy a six pack and go nuts.

Originally Posted by Neruo

lol @ short people.

Actually I'm 6'2. A few of the cabinets in my kitchen are pretty high up there.

Originally Posted by blahaha

Actually I'm 6'2. A few of the cabinets in my kitchen are pretty high up there.

So which of the two are your parents, Giants or Ninjas?

a good way to take booze from mom and dad without them knowing is to take booze from mom and dad without them knowing

seriously, got no older friends to buy them for you?

Originally Posted by The Enterer

I would down a twelver just to be on the safe side, and if your parents give you any crap just smack them around.

I was able to get drunk out of my mind off four beers when I was 16-17. Twelve beers might send a new drinker to the emergency room. Alcohol is the most dangerous drug in the world. Everybody needs to keep that in mind. It is legal because politicians love it, but it is a big time killer.

Originally Posted by AirRick101

a good way to take booze from mom and dad without them knowing is to take booze from mom and dad without them knowing

seriously, got no older friends to buy them for you?

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