Inspired by the Suggestion of Slavery, I Have Another One...

**spockman** · 10-14-2008 04:27 AM

I say we should take all the first offence murderer/rapists and put them in Northern Alaska during the winter. The sun is not up so they can't tell the direction that way. It's cold, not so cold that they are freezing but cold enough to where the temperature will eventually kill them. We also make sure that it is a bear/wolf infested area. We tell them that to the North, anywhere form one-half a mile to one-hundred miles away is the nearest outpost that will take you in.

Here is thier decision.

A 500 Smith and Wesson with 14 bullets.
or
A really nice fur coat.
or
A compass.

If they make it through the ordeal, than they are probably changed for it.

If not, 2nd offence is in the middle of the African Bush. 3rd offence is the middle of the Sahara desert. 4th offence is the middle of outer space.

What do you think?

**ExoByte** · 10-14-2008 04:44 AM

Agreed. Solely for the fact that watching someone explode when put in outer space would be awesome to watch.

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 05:50 AM

But...

wouldn't that make us the bad guys as well.

hurting the others, even if they did wrong.

It's cruel.

**spockman** · 10-14-2008 07:48 AM

But it would be fun! We could place bets. Like, "I bet you 5 bucks that more people pick the compass than the coat this year." "Fine, but I raise it 20 bucks that only people who pick the gun will live in the next month." "You're on."

**aceofspades** · 10-14-2008 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by EchoSun13

But...

wouldn't that make us the bad guys as well.

hurting the others, even if they did wrong.

It's cruel.

stop being so cruuel

i think as long as no one rueens it it should be okay.

Although it make to a wHile to make it out.

I think you should also offer a wHip and if you win a carton of cool wHip.

*yay family guy!*

**Xaqaria** · 10-14-2008 10:35 AM

Let me know when you find the middle of outer space and I'll get right on this suggestion.

**Neruo** · 10-14-2008 02:19 PM

LETS REINTRODUCE TORTURE AND BLOODY PUBLIC EXECUTIONS.

Great ideas, sherlock.

**aceofspades** · 10-14-2008 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Neruo

LETS REINTRODUCE TORTURE AND BLOODY PUBLIC EXECUTIONS.

Great ideas, sherlock.

no no its not torture or cruel if you make it an entertaining show

Its just reality TV

**Neruo** · 10-14-2008 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by aceofspades

no no its not torture or cruel if you make it an entertaining show

Its just reality TV

I am in favor of the choice for convicts to earn a bunch of money or something in unreal-tournament like fights on tv. As long as they agree to take the risk. Don't want to be forcing anyone to get their ass blown apart by shrapnel.

**spockman** · 10-14-2008 11:34 PM

But think about it. They are paying back society by giving them a fun way to pass the time.

**Sornaensis** · 10-14-2008 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by EchoSun13

But...

wouldn't that make us the bad guys as well.

hurting the others, even if they did wrong.

It's cruel.

No, because it would either teach them a lesson or kill them, and wouldn't cost taxpayers money by putting them in jail.

**Black_Eagle** · 10-15-2008 12:17 AM

I like it. I'll be sure to incorporate concept of punishment into my future empire.

I have some suggestions though.

1. Tracker chip implants that also detect vital signs.
2. Everyone gets fur coat and survival kit (without a compass) by default.
3. Give prisoners the illusion of free will by letting them choose between the death penalty and these games
4. Prisoners released in batches of ten. If more than one returns alive, the survivors must fight to the death with a melee weapon of choice. If they refuse, they are fed to hungry polar bears.

**EchoSun13** · 10-15-2008 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by A Roxxor

No, because it would either teach them a lesson or kill them, and wouldn't cost taxpayers money by putting them in jail.

But that makes us cruel to treat an othe human that way.

**Black_Eagle** · 10-15-2008 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by EchoSun13

But that makes us cruel to treat an othe human that way.

Isn't putting criminals in prisons cruel? What with keeping them locked up and all...but it serves the greater good.

**EchoSun13** · 10-15-2008 01:43 AM

But shoving them in a planet or what ever he said all alone with guns so they can kill each other is far from jail.

**Original Poster** · 10-15-2008 02:02 AM

I say we take all the people that reply after this post in this thread, and we drop them off on an island and hunt them for sport.

**Sornaensis** · 10-15-2008 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by EchoSun13

But that makes us cruel to treat an othe human that way.

Hey, yeah?

Not our problem. They should have thought about theat before they raped/tortured/abused/killed that(those) person(people).

**Rozzy** · 10-15-2008 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

I like it. I'll be sure to incorporate concept of punishment into my future empire.

I have some suggestions though.

1. Tracker chip implants that also detect vital signs.
2. Everyone gets fur coat and survival kit (without a compass) by default.
3. Give prisoners the illusion of free will by letting them choose between the death penalty and these games
4. Prisoners released in batches of ten. If more than one returns alive, the survivors must fight to the death with a melee weapon of choice. If they refuse, they are fed to hungry polar bears.

i like this one even more!! i think that it would be a great idea to do that, i mean, hey if we put them in jail, how are they suffering. all they are doing is taking up room. i say let's go for it! *evil smirk**evil laugh**coughs excitedly*

**aceofspades** · 10-15-2008 06:24 PM

well apparently you'll be one of them xD

**Rozzy** · 10-15-2008 06:26 PM

who me? if i was, i'd enjoy it.

**aceofspades** · 10-15-2008 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by aorozco

who me? if i was, i'd enjoy it.

u want to be my "teammate" who i stab in the back and betray at the end?

**Black_Eagle** · 10-15-2008 07:00 PM

This should only be done with people who have been sentenced to death. I mean, hey, they're gonna die anyway. This way they have a chance to earn their right to survival and also die like MEN!

**Rozzy** · 10-15-2008 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by aceofspades

u want to be my "teammate" who i stab in the back and betray at the end?

definitely. i mean i might have done something, scratch that, i did do something really bad in order to have to go through that anyways, so yeah. i would sayso. if i do something bad to that degree, i dserve to be stabbed in the back, or thrown out in the wild..

**Black_Eagle** · 10-16-2008 03:24 AM

Originally Posted by aorozco

definitely. i mean i might have done something, scratch that, i did do something really bad in order to have to go through that anyways, so yeah. i would sayso. if i do something bad to that degree, i dserve to be stabbed in the back, or thrown out in the wild..

Plus you do get to choose whether or not you want to participate.