We all know of the misfortunes of kids who make bad grades in school, which causes them to not get into college, which causes them to have bad economic futures. That leads to drug addiction and starvation. Meanwhile, academic fat cats are making straight A's and getting into Ivy League schools and excellent grad schools. It is not fair. There are plenty of grade points to go around for everybody. So, I have a proposal. Instead of rewarding greed, let's force the greedy to share. Instead of each person being given the grade that he or she actually made in a term, we should take all of the grades in an entire school, get the average of them, and give everybody that grade. That is fair, and it forces equality. We can make the academic fat cats stop hogging all of the good grade points, and we can give the extra grade points to those who are less fortunate.

What do you think the result would be?