Poll Results

View Poll Results: What would you do?

projectile vomited into his pupils?

1 4.35%
kicked him in the nuts?

3 13.04%
ripped a huge fart onto his face in disgust?

0 0%
stared blankly straight ahead, not knowing what the constitution was?

2 8.70%
got down on all fours and taken it in the butt (popular among Americans nowadays)?

1 4.35%
challenged him to a duel in defense of the founding fathers' honor?

6 26.09%
realized that you are actually dreaming and make him eat an entire copy of constitution only to watch his gluttonous stomach explode?

2 8.70%
just kinda not really cared that much?

4 17.39%
stared at him incredulously because he stole the words out of your mouth?

1 4.35%
been too afraid to do or say anything for fear of SS retaliation?

3 13.04%