Poll Results
View Poll Results: What would you do?
- Voters
- 23.
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projectile vomited into his pupils?
1 4.35% -
kicked him in the nuts?
3 13.04% -
ripped a huge fart onto his face in disgust?
0 0% -
stared blankly straight ahead, not knowing what the constitution was?
2 8.70% -
got down on all fours and taken it in the butt (popular among Americans nowadays)?
1 4.35% -
challenged him to a duel in defense of the founding fathers' honor?
6 26.09% -
realized that you are actually dreaming and make him eat an entire copy of constitution only to watch his gluttonous stomach explode?
2 8.70% -
just kinda not really cared that much?
4 17.39% -
stared at him incredulously because he stole the words out of your mouth?
1 4.35% -
been too afraid to do or say anything for fear of SS retaliation?
3 13.04%