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      Exclamation Do You Pee Like a Fat Chick? [NSFW] [TMI] [YMMV]

      This thread is intended only for the betterment of humanity. No offense is meant toward any parties. Do not read while eating.

      I've had two roommates, both somewhat obese, one male and one female, who left identical, tenacious, hidden messes when they would pee sitting down. I can only assume that they are not aware of the calling card they leave, and hence others also roam oblivious to the revulsion they inflict upon guests and housemates.

      The mess in question, as some more astute readers may already have surmised, is a considerable quantity of urine clinging to the underside of the toilet seat. My working theory is that these deposits result from the urethra being oriented along an excessively forward trajectory, likely due to sitting atop considerable excess tissue. It's understandable that the mess goes unseen, but also quite problematic: the dangling drops persist for a surprisingly long time in their shady grotto, potentially growing rancid but certainly lurking for as long as it takes for the next person to come along.

      So please, if you suspect you may pee like a fat chick, take some corrective steps. If you cannot achieve a more downward orientation of the urethra, at least clean up after yourself.
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      What's worse is when they get it on the toilet seat (y u no pickup?!?!?!) or the floor.

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      I try my best to aim, but I can hardly ever hit the bathroom.

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      Nasty lmao

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