Very strange dream i had... Interpretations anyone?

**Mr. J** · 10-27-2011 07:39 AM

Ok, so I smoke a lot of pot, which seems to shut down the dream centers of the brain or something, but occasionally I have vivid dreams that seem to stick with me for one reason or another. Last night was one of those dreams.

Here's what I can remember: I am in school. This school is very familiar to me in the dream, I recognize it as my school as if I've strolled through the locker-clad hallways hundreds of times before, but I am positive I have never actually been to a school that looked anything like it. Anyway, I meet a very attractive girl in class at one point and we hit it off immediately. I find myself strongly attracted to her and she seems to have an upbeat and free-spirited personality, and quite intelligent as well. I remember talking with her quite a bit (what about I don't remember in the least) and we end up by ourselves at some point. I want to say we are outdoors, but I am really having trouble remembering the setting. She is sitting next to me, and I decide to put my hand under the back of her shirt. I start caressing her bare back, and decide to lower my hand down in her pants by her buttox. I am outlining the crease in her petit but beautiful ass and for some reason I decide to stick my finger up her butthole. I remember thinking to myself in the dream "oh man, this is going to make my finger smell like ass", but she seems to like it so I do it anyway. I don't think it really got much farther than that because the next thing I remember in the dream is walking with her through the hallways; I'm assuming it was the next day. Suddenly another friend of hers shows up and greets her and she removes a wig or something (there is some sort of shift in wardrobe), and I realize that this is actually a guy that was posing as a girl, and hurriedly removed his girl disguise when his friend emerged from the woodwork, as if he was trying to hide the fact that he was posing as a girl. I remember feeling very confused at the whole situation, and slightly disappointed, but I don't confront him about it at this time. The next thing I remember is waiting outside of the doors of the school for this guy, I see him come through the doors and I walk up to him to talk to him about it and he says "That was a pretty cool joke, huh?", and gets into a pickup truck as if he's somewhat avoiding talking to me about it. I can't think of anything to say to him because I really felt a genuine connection to this "girl", and come to find out it was some kind of joke? They guy drove away and I never ended up saying anything to him.

There was more after that, but I am having trouble recollecting as it seemed to devolve into deeper levels of absurdity. I vaguely remember a stage and some sort of cabaret-esque performance, but it is quite foggy.

I am a straight 26 year old male, although I am a virgin (if that really helps to interpret the dream in some way). It was just a very strange dream and the residual emotions felt in the dream seemed to stick with me for most of the day, thought I'd see if anyone had an interesting take on it. Thanks!

**MrJuicy** · 10-27-2011 08:06 AM

You are definitely gay, and your subconscious is trying to tell you something. Lol jk, that was a pretty cool joke, huh?

No, but seriously, I wouldn't dwell on anything that happens in a dream. I've had dreams in that past that I've thought about all day because I thought they meant something, or they were really interesting. But, in the end, you realise they're just that: dreams. Even better, for you, is that you were interested in the person when, as far as you could tell, it was a girl. For that fact alone, I wouldn't worry about the dream. You were still interested in a girl, and were duped by that jackhole.

It's like on Everybody Loves Raymond. You start to question yourself, but then you see a pair of boobs, walk into a pole, and you're fine.