Greetings. I luv sleep. When I've had enough of it I'm a demented dReam interpreting mACHine. Without sleep I'm semi-mute with poor posture.

Despite sub-par attendance at the fine academic learning facility they subjected me to, and my hypergraphia AnD acing both my Kinetics of Chemical Reactions class and my Computational Quantum Mechanics of Molecular and Extended Systems class, I got an F- in my creative writing course last semester. Instead of lamenting spilled milk or finding some other way to improperly mix metaphors (or sleeping through a make-up creative writing summer class), I have resolved to torture my spirit by taking up written, online public service. I will participate on dream forums and maybe even create a blathering blog so that next semester my literary colleagues will NO that I can wRitE with a little fLaRe!!!!!!!!!