Can anyone take a crack at interpreting this one

Started off I was half bird and I flying around the place. I flew into my house which was the second floor of another house. I got inside and I was in a friends house. I wasn't a bird man any more but for some reason I decided to pull out all my teeth. I layed all my teeth down on table and they turned into little metal figures. I don't know what they were figures of but they looked bad to me then some girl walked by and she says "they're pretty holy looking teeth". The teeth turned back to normal and I regretted pulling them out because I couldn't remember which teeth went were so I couldn't put them back in properly. I started jamming the teeth back into my gums but they were all mixed up and didn't fit properly.

After that I was in a different room and some guy was telling me he bought a new laptop and he said he was watching it all day in case someone tried to rob it. I looked at it and it was tiny. About the size of a game boy. I asked him how much he paid for it and he said $50.