Monsters! Or not...

[Maeni]

So yeah, I knew I was going to have a dream about being attacked about something, some time. And it happened. But now, looking back at it, it's just hilarious. So, yeah, I'm at this hotel thing with a few friends. For some reason I have no clothes, and my friends makes fun of how I'm going to have to go around naked. I don't seem to care because I'm trying to be 'bring-it-on'-like. There's a balcony connected to the other rooms of other people. We go out here, and we find pieces of wood I can use to cover. We're just laughing about it still. I throw a boomerang over my shoulder. I turn around. There's a semi-fat, black man with huge crossed eyes, almost popping out of his eye-sockets. I've apperantly hit him, and he starts walking towards us, speaking in a language I did not understand. He picks up the boomerang and throws it at us, while saying something that sounded like a curse. "<something something> naebu" He's really ninjalike with his throwing, he hits my friend first, real hard. The door is small so we can't all get in. I'm the last to get inside, and he hits me on my thigh hard with the boomerang. We go in and hide behind the furniture of the room. He comes in and hits me even though I'm behind a small chair. I try to stop him by using simple english sentences. Now we're in a garden (below the balcony) there are people eating. The one sitting closest to me is a bodyguard-like man. It's dark now, and some torches light up the garden. I scream for help at the guard, and he dosn't seem to understand me. He even seems to laugh at it at first. But when the fat, cross-eyed man begins to throw things from behind, he realizes the danger and picks me up and throws us both into the grass. He holds me tight so I can't move. I remember seeing one torch, some rocks to my left and looking up at the cross-eyed man. Now he's picked up a huge rock and throws it after my head. He's still mumbling his curses. I dodge the rock. That's where the dream ended. I just have the picture of that man in my head now. He looked so funny. I just can't imagine what the hell I was thinking, making up that, thing to be a nightmarish character. It wasn't really a nightmare, it just had the feeling of knowing something bad was about to happen. Anyone else had 'monsters' that didn't fit in at all? This was just rediculous!

[Man of Steel]

I once dreamed of a shapeshifting alien that took the form of a cat to fool my family, then assumed its true form, a tall metallic thing on stilt-like legs, to kill my younger sister (I don't have a younger sister) and cut her up into pieces with a circular saw, then put the pieces in the freezer wrapped in plastic while the rest of the family was away. When we got back we thawed out her thigh and cooked and ate it for supper, thinking it was a beef roast. I think that fits this thread pretty well...

[Maeni]

Hah, that's disturbing! : D D: