Had a dream last night where I was involved in a car crash in which the car overturned down an embankment. I walked free with no injuries and the police checked me out too etc, but then some bystanders decided to take me back to their home to give me a drink to calm me down after the crash.

Whilst there the kind man gave me something to read as he made me a drink, I looked at it and it was a Dream Yoga book , I never got lucid doh!, but I thought it was great that he was into similar stuff as me.

At this point he came back and he said "You've got a mark on your face, take a look at it!" he handed me a hand mirror and I said "Ok lets check it out"

I looked at my face in this mirror and boy! was my face warped or what!
My left eye was all swollen as if I'd been in a boxing match and it was also crosseyed as if looking into my nose. I say my nose, but it was not there anymore, my right eye was where my nose should have been and it was ok, looking forward still, I looked for my nose and it was above where my right eye should have been, almost on my forehead.

Geez that was a freaky moment I must say, and not one time did I twig that it might be a dream as it was that vivid and life-like, I mean my face wasn't like that in real life of course, but the texture of skin and the general lack of any visible glitches otherwise, it really did look like a brilliantly conceived photoshop picture taken to the max.

It was at about that time that I would decide I would commit suicide because of how my face looked. Fortunately I woke up..phew!