Whats your weirdest dream ever?

**Autumn Razor** · 05-17-2004 04:47 AM

Weirdest Dream : I had a dream once that my cat was sick, and I came up with this great idea of how to cure him... and what i had to do was cut off his head, and sew a jam sandwich to his neck. I did it, and he was fine, running around with a jam sandwich for a head. It was so weird.

Whats your weirdest dream... we should have a competition... and no making things up.

**Umbrasquall** · 05-17-2004 05:47 AM

Uh... right... Lol that's hilarious.

Lets see. One of the more intresting ones I had involved a evil maniac doctor poisoning the city's water supply. And the only way to un-poison the water was to flush down the toilet balls of uranium (or was it lead?) through the use of a WWII mortar. Don't ask.

**ashliebelle** · 05-17-2004 06:38 AM

My silliest dreams are even crazier than they seem, because I take them SO seriously in my dream.

In a recurring childhood nightmare, hamburger buns would come down the laundry chute into the basement, and float in the air. They looked like monkey mouths that chomped at me and chased me upstairs. I was absolutely terriffied of them.

Another crazy dream:
I was at Discovery Zone, and it was my birthday and in my dream they decided to drop a load of balloons from the ceiling for me, but I started to freak out because the balloons were scared of heights. I wanted to save them, and nobody cared that the balloons had so far to drop. I cried, and everyone ignored me as they dropped the balloons and killed them all.

(copied and pasted from another topic)

**ashliebelle** · 05-17-2004 06:41 AM

http://www.dreamviews.com/forum/viewtopic....der=asc&start=0

Yeah, this has been discussed

**Autumn Razor** · 05-17-2004 04:09 PM

awww maaaan.... im new, so i didnt know that. But thanx

And they are the funniest dreams ever! Ballons... lol

**Lucius** · 05-17-2004 04:21 PM

Moved to general discussion

**Alric** · 05-18-2004 01:28 AM

Ok, I thought I had weird dreams but you beat me. Maybe if it was a turky sandwich, but jam? Thats just weird.

**spicefiend** · 05-18-2004 05:08 PM

I've had many strange dreams and one of them that sticks out in my mind was when I was driving around with Kurt Russell robbing cars. We stole a Dodge Charger, a shotgun and some DVD's, which I remember being Terminator 2 and Cobra.

I had never done this before and told Kurt that all the theft was making me nervous. He told me to relax because we were only robbing friends of his!

**Truthbearer** · 05-20-2004 12:01 AM

I think the world would be a better place if all cats had ham heads

**Chaoscommander2020** · 12-02-2004 03:12 AM

i had a dream once where i had died (I have lots of those) and went to this secretary guy in the upper room. he gave me this brochure of what i could be for the rest of eternity. there was an option of coming back to life but i would be ten years old and gay. i did it any way and was warped to this blue room with a coke machine that was a telephone too (don't ask, it's about as crazy as this:

). i called my mom and she said to do your chores and be home by seven (I thought that she would be sad...). and then... i woke up.

**sephiroth clock** · 12-02-2004 03:43 AM

Autumn and Squall, those are the funniest dreams I've ever heard I laughed out loud when I heard them. just hilarious... WW2 Mortar lmao

**yayotters** · 12-02-2004 06:02 AM

not realy weird but its one that i remember realy well, i had a weirder one where i was on some spaceship but i cant remmeber.
Ok so anyways.....i'm piloting a corsair or a sbd(ww2 planes) and ive just completed a bombing run, so anyways i hear some japenese dude on the radio(apparently i no japenese in the dream)and they're saying that a clock being delivered to these people(who turn out to be my parents)is rigged with a bomb, so now i start trieing to get to my parents and i get there and im trieing to tell them its a bomb but it winds up not exploding, and then the dream ended or i woke up. This was a bit of time ago so....ya.....

**pyrhho** · 12-02-2004 07:05 AM

umm hmm..let's see.. oh! while my family was on the way to California (in real life) i dreamed we got to Disney Land. but it was this weird parody, populated by smurfs. Anyway, there was a muder, and WHAM i'm a detective having to solve it. Some smurf was hanging from the Leaning Tower of Pisa (he was inside, and the rope he was hanging on was at an angle) there was lots of weird stuff with physics going on for this whole dream, BTW. anyway. this evil smurf with a red hat (the only one with a red hat, he's gotta be evil) admitted he did it, and somehow i proved it using a bottle of Tums. he started blowing stuff up with his remote control, but ran out a door that went nowhere, so the Smurf FBI caught him.

it's weird, cause at that point I'd never even watched Smurfs on TV before.

**Truthbearer** · 12-02-2004 10:47 AM

Originally posted by pyrhho
this evil smurf with a red hat (the only one with a red hat, he's gotta be evil).

Papa Smurf?

That bastard!

**Placebo** · 12-02-2004 11:22 AM

Tough question - I've had some wierd ones
The best I can come up with now, is the one where I was being taken for a ride in a miniature B2 bomber by my boss
That was .. odd

**Maystar** · 12-02-2004 02:33 PM

i had this dream about these creatures.

i was in a farmyard/capark place (?) and there were these sweet small dog/pig like creatures running around with huge black eyes- they were called 'hams' one seemed particularly interested in me and i knew that to win one you had to pick them up and guess it's weight. well, there was another ham in a cage and it was poorly - you could tell because it had one brown eye and one blue eye. next to the cage on the table, was a plastic container with a picture of a ham curled up like a cat. these were your bottles of liquid hams.

i'm sure i woke up laughing.

as for most of my other dreams, they're all weird. i love my imagination.

**Taosaur** · 12-02-2004 05:29 PM

The one that comes to mind is when I was six or seven. I had this rubber snake that freaked me out if it was anywhere in sight when I went to sleep, and I also had some of those cheap plastic zoo animals that come in a sack for a dollar, with the deformed bases that they'll never actually stand on. In the dream, if the plastic zebra fell over, the snake came to life and tried to kill me. I spent all day in this dream trying to keep this zebra standing up; I'd forget and wander away, and it would fall over, then here comes the snake and I'm rushing to find the zebra and set it upright again. Eventually the snake caught me outside while the zebra was inside, and I had to stomp its head flat.

Man would Freud have fun with that one.

**Pengwin** · 12-02-2004 10:33 PM

Well this might beat yours I was travling in a conoe with my brother and dad. When Suddenly I came to a cave and then we found indians. We then saw that they had ketchup and musturd which we thought ment stabbing and hanging so we left. Then We ended up in sesami street. There were a lot of row houses and playgrounds. Then a priest came up to us to see what we were doing so i jumped i a river. No Joke!

**Amethyst Star** · 12-02-2004 11:51 PM

Gosh! In 19 years I've had a whole host of wierd dreams. Hard to figure out which one takes the cake. It might be the one where me and some ppl are together and we're waiting for the Rapture to happen. We have these tickets that tell us where we're supposed to be so that way we can get picked up. So, I go where I'm supposed to be. Then the dream shifts and I'm at my church and Segorney (sp?) Weaver is in this mini-elevator shaft and I pull her out before a bad guy can get her. Then we go off and do stuff. That's just one.

Or it could be the one where *shakes head* it's Christmas and as one of my presents, my boyfriend's family gives me their dog. IRL, I don't like their dog. I find it a little to untrained, but oh well. Anyway, my brother got a parakeet that he didn't want so we trade. Some other stuff happens (including me talking with these ladies about how pointless hundreds of TV channels can be because you still only watch about 3) and eventually my mom and my boyfriend's mom are talking. My mom says I should show her my parakett so I go to get it. I don't see it and I'm positive that my brother stole it. So, I find him and tell him to give it back but he punches me! It didn't hurt, but it still made me so mad! Then he turned invisible (but I could still see him... oddly enough in gray-scale) and I followed him into another room. He was hiding under some shelves and I go over there. I ask my otherbrother for some advice but he doesn't say anything. Then the brother that stole my parakeet grabs my ankle and tugs. Then I wake up. I was mad at my brother for the entire next day, even though I didn't have a good excuse.

-Amé

**lord soth** · 12-03-2004 04:11 AM

just recently i had THE LONGEST dream, in which i was lucid.. or not..... it was freakin weird, unlike any other LDs i have had...

**Scruffy** · 12-03-2004 05:35 AM

Of all my dreams that I can remember in much detail, the one that stands out as the weirdest went something like this. I was on the west US coast (I just knew), heading north, towards some resort town, probalby in California. I'm crusing down the highway, in a 15 foot sailboat the my friend used to own. As I come around the next bend, I can see all the hotels and stuff by the beach, and about a quarter mile back from the water, the mountains start, and they're incredibly steep. As I'm coming into to town, a giant tsunami, probably about 1000 feet high, rolls in on the town. People are running everywhere, cars are floating away, etc. Of course, none of this bothers me, since I'm in a boat. And I think there were a few guys surfing in on the wave, too.

I like what my mind comes up with in its spare time.

**evangel** · 12-06-2004 04:40 AM

Mine keep getting weirder.... Maybe I'll let you know after my next few zs

**luckegrlGC** · 02-19-2005 05:45 AM

somehow, these weird ones keep coming up in every discussion!

last year's whole cycle was weird. Wait, i got one! (first time i wasn't lucid but later became lucid. also first non lucid dream i can remember having ever since i was about three)

I was in a wal mart and they got a make your own doll section for whaterver reason. Both of my nextdoor friends (one of which, rvdhbky2j11 has joined us on dream views, Hi nick!!) were trying to get me to make one. Then i overheard two girls saying that this insane killer put some kin dof tracking device on the dolls. After hearing this, i firmly decided to go home and not make one.
But i saw the guy (somehow i rewalized it was that killer. The gun was my biggest hint.)
this announcement came over the speakers "just as a note, there is a serial killer loose shopping in the building. Thank you for choosing wal mart. have a nice day"
he immadtely (with my luck) came after me and my friends. Nick lead me down some special passage. and we ended up on the other side of the store. I told him we should hide. he told me in the bathrooms. I found the employee restrooms. We picked separate ones, and a whole big crowd of girls screaming followed me into my bathroom.
I came up with a plan of hiding in the stalls and locking every single one. I ended up giving up my spot to my cousin heather. The killer guy then came asfter me. He pointerd a gun and it was then i realized i was dreaming. I then used this special bracelet to transform into a dog demon (looked like in specifics, sesshomaru from inuyasha) and i just swiped my claws and he fell to the ground. wait... why haven't i been using that form lately? I remembered that i9 liked using my Nariko form! nevermind that though.)
there's one of my strangest.

**imported_Berserk_Exodus** · 02-25-2005 02:06 AM

Dreamt my testicles had rotted off.

... I WASN'T GONNA LIE.

**InTheMoment** · 02-25-2005 08:35 PM

Dreamt my testicles had rotted off. [/b]

Guess that's why they say "Use it or Lose it!" j/king

I remember a dream I had had where my left thumb was severed off (how & why I can't remember). I spent the first part of that dream looking for my thumb (my brother and his wife were also helping me look.)

I felt a sense of urgency, because I knew that there was a possibility the hospital could re-attach it if found in time. By the time I found my thumb, it looked as though it had been stepped on and kicked around quite a bit and I was getting very nervous about whether it would be salvageable.

The next part of my dream was trying to make it to the hospital and to keep my severed thumb preserved somehow. I put my thumb in one of those red, plastic Solo cups with some ice and placed it between my legs as I rode shotgun in my brother's truck. For some reason my brother didn't have the same sense of urgency as I and he kept pulling over to do errands (ie. hit the ATM, get some gas, etc...). I got even more panicky when I noticed my thumb starting to decompose and the side of my hand (where the thumb used to be attached) had already healed.

At that point I gave up and thought "Oh well...at least it won't affect my typing too much."

Maybe not the weirdest dream I have ever had...but that whole losing an appendage post from above reminded me of that one.