Thread: CILD UPDATE!! (awesome)

sounds like u were lucid. that seems to be one good thing about having a cell phone in your pocket all night.

i had a dream that i looked at my left leg thigh and there was some kind of clear looking cancertype shit on my leg. i woke up and finally realized thats where i keep my cell phone all day. since then ive learned the dangers of cell phones and got rid of mine. they are bad enough just having them in the same room with you let alone touching your body. whether you know it or not this is the first generation of cell phone users and one day everyone is going to die from it. its part of the cancer conspiracy, right up there with cigarettes.

think about it. the energy waves are emitting through your blood cells and ionizing them and fucking them up. we are organic beings and are not supposed to have this happening to us.

not that anyone cares or will believe me... so hey who cares right?! woohoo glad ur phone has brought something positive into your life!

*looks at cellphone and shivers*
Thanks Jay Dawg. I am going to have nightmares about this one

This is interesting though coreysnyder. Instead of a cellphone, one could use a timer, of course. I have read about that being done already. But a timer that can stop on its own? Hmm...

It's hard to discern if you were lucid or not. Too bad you didn't have time to do a reality check. You could have gotten into the habit of the cellphone bit and that you could have been dreaming about it.

Actually, phones emit non-ionising radiation. There's no conclusive evidence that they do any harm and the only noticeable effect that has been found is slight warming of tissue. Going for a jog warms you more.

I'm no expert on this, but I'm not too worried. I think a more hazardous effect of constant mobile phone use is that everyone will think you are a tosser.

Most definately an LD, congrats!

I wonder how you can solve the problem with the cellphone disturbing you? Maybe you can work it into your dream somehow?

Originally posted by Seeker
Most definately an LD, congrats!

I wonder how you can solve the problem with the cellphone disturbing you? Maybe you can work it into your dream somehow?

What do u mean? Like in ur dream pretend that its a part of ur pants or something. SO that it isnt a neusance?

Maybe Jaydawg is right though. My balls have been hurting all day. Is it from the cellphone being down my pants all night? Who knows.

Originally posted by coreysnyder


What do u mean? Like in ur dream pretend that its a part of ur pants or something. SO that it isnt a neusance?

Maybe Jaydawg is right though. My balls have been hurting all day. Is it from the cellphone being down my pants all night? Who knows.

lmao. maybe. i doubt it though. thikn about it. a microwave heats up food in reverse. it sends waves of radiation through your food so fast until the molecules speed up and cuase friction...thus it is now hot.

cell phone heats up your ear and head in the same manner. u are f*cking yourself over if u use one.

but lets all join in and get one anyway! i mean dont we need to be as cool as the "black hip hop rappers" who are never seen without being on a cell phone? or we need to be coooool and get those "KEWL" YO YO HIP HOP wallpapers. just text "you are living dead with cancer" on your mobile phone to 666,66. or maybe i need to be as cool as those guys with the new phones with woah GPS enabled!!!! now im cool! yeah now the government has even easier lock on where i am at any moment. not like they couldnt do that before though....


ITS A CELL PHONE CONSCPIRACY! DONT FALL FOR IT

your borderline psycho...

But cell phones are great, what is the point of living without being able to know when the next great party is. Or when you have to be home at 12 and passed out till 3 and have to call you parents on the way home. Anyway, the body is used to raiation anyway:

http://www.ans.org/pi/resources/dosechart/

The cell phone idea sounds like a good idea, i am gunna try it. Maybe there is like a game for phones that can send off scheduled vibrations, or if someone learns write java for cell phones, we could have a solution.

Originally posted by coreysnyder
your borderline psycho...

uhhhhh i prefer the term insane. thank you. i like it when people call me insane because it reinforces what i believe: everyone else is the insane one. so if they think im the insane one i must be doing something right.....soo... FUCK OFF BITCH


electromaster, i used to think the same thing about cell phones. uhh have u forgotten there is a friggin pay phone on every corner? and lan phone at every house? my cell phone pissed me off. id be stoned off my ass all the time and all these morons would want to talk about boring sensless bullshit like new horror movies or some other shit they have let indoctrinate their minds. thus sending it to me and turning me into some trained animal who reaches for a phone and puts his life on hold to hear what other morons think is important. ah.... unenlightened people sure are amusing. how little about anything they truly know

Originally posted by electronmaster
But cell phones are great, what is the point of living without being able to know when the next great party is. Or when you have to be home at 12 and passed out till 3 and have to call you parents on the way home. Anyway, the body is used to raiation anyway:

http://www.ans.org/pi/resources/dosechart/

The cell phone idea sounds like a good idea, i am gunna try it. Maybe there is like a game for phones that can send off scheduled vibrations, or if someone learns write java for cell phones, we could have a solution.

Im with you electronmaster. I dont know if I can stand putting my cell phone in my underwear anymore though. My nutz really did hurt the enire next day. Then again it was probably just all in my head! Maybe I'll go w/ a leg strap that holds it where my pocket normally is. Or how about someone pages me!!! U can page me and then hang up after a few min! I'll do it for you if you do it for me. I live in ohio btw. Im verizon so I have free IN calling.

Originally posted by jay dawg
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lmao. maybe. i doubt it though. thikn about it. a microwave heats up food in reverse. it sends waves of radiation through your food so fast until the molecules speed up and cuase friction...thus it is now hot.

cell phone heats up your ear and head in the same manner. u are f*cking yourself over if u use one.

but lets all join in and get one anyway! i mean dont we need to be as cool as the \"black hip hop rappers\" who are never seen without being on a cell phone? or we need to be coooool and get those \"KEWL\" YO YO HIP HOP wallpapers. just text \"you are living dead with cancer\" on your mobile phone to 666,66. or maybe i need to be as cool as those guys with the new phones with woah GPS enabled!!!! now im cool! yeah now the government has even easier lock on where i am at any moment. not like they couldnt do that before though....


ITS A CELL PHONE CONSCPIRACY! DONT FALL FOR IT

Yea, so lets all just stop using phones, even though everyone else uses them and they are normal(Their level of normal anyways), we'll still just stop it because of some unproven theory about microwaves(Even though if that were true, youd be cooking your ear from the inside out, and feel it) and phones great idea !
Dont get me wrong I hate those idiots who blindly follow whats "cool" and "trendy" and whever the stars are doing, but why would the goverment want to track you, out of all these millions of people, down?
Eh, whatever, I just like fighting...

So anyways, back to the topic
Wouldnt your cellphone break(or at least hurt you) if you accidently rolled onto it in your sleep?

they actually proved that theory in a lab experiment... they made mice have a steady feed of the waves from a cell phone and it gave it extensive brain damage.... so it is proven but only the effect on the brain

Originally posted by SantaDreamsToo
they actually proved that theory in a lab experiment... they made mice have a steady feed of the waves from a cell phone and it gave it extensive brain damage.... so it is proven but only the effect on the brain

you know that is true. but without even thinking about that, just being high all the time makes you realize things, like the waves emitting through your body and brain while on a cell phone. you can almost metally see then if your high enough. shit you could probably REALLY see them with your eyes if you were tripping hard enough. but thanks santa.

not that i want to toot my own horn but, when the hell are people going to learn that i pretty much know everything around here? tons of weed + high IQ = knows everything. dont hate me

heres a link to other health effects in rats and stuff:

http://www.globalchange.com/radiation.htm

Originally posted by SantaDreamsToo
heres a link to other health effects in rats and stuff:

http://www.globalchange.com/radiation.htm

damn thats some scary shit santa. when are poeple gonna stop defending shit they dont understand. you know if the government doesnt ban or properly regulate cell phones (which will never happen), it will just further prove they are behind it. i mean not only is it bad for you, but think about it (if your high u might be able to understand what i mean) if u are on a cell phone, or just have one ON in your house, the waves going through your brain could EASILY be programmed in a way to mentally control you. i dont feel like writing a novel (for you dumbass skeptics) but the government already has the proven technology to control people with branwaves. if you too dumb to believe me at this point do a search on "MK ULTRA" GOD! lol and yes if someone doesnt agree with me they are dumb, so there i dont care who thinks im an idiot because of it. i already completely broke off communication with certain family members and friends because of this. they are just too dumb to talk to or comprehend what i think.