Not sure if it's the craziest, but surely crazy enough. God, typed a lot...
I was in my secondary school, searching for a DC as I realised I was dreaming. Went up the stairs to the first floor, through the way I met a friend of mine, asked if he knows where the DC is but he didn't say anything. Got to the first floor, another friend of mine was fat (he ain't in real life), and was standing in front of the teacher's room. I asked the same question like 3 times, but he always just laughed. He made me mad, I wanted to punch him, but as soon as my fist got near his face, time slowed down for a few seconds, making me realise that there are armed people on the left, with weapons on the floor and in their hands. We also got to the ground floor instead of the first.... So, I grabbed my friend as a human shield, used telekinesis and pulled myself a pistol, starting shooting back. My aim was terrible, and my friend was shaking like crazy as many bullets hit him. Clip gone empty, pulled myself a weapon which looked like an uzi, shot the clip pretty fast. Whith these two weapons I managed to kill 3 out of 5, then dropped my friend as he was getting hard to hold. There was 2 more weapons on the floor, a sawed off, and an M60. I decided next to the sawed off, shot two killing one guy. I got behind the stairs for cover, reloaded, shot, back in cover to reload and repeated for a long time. I did hit the guy ususally, but his body armor protected him. I wanted to pull the M60, but it was no longer there. So shooting continued, then the guy figured out (which I knew) that if he times well, he can catch me while I'm reloading, so he did. I lowered my weapon to surrender, then a women came across in a bikini, stopped next to the man, and asked: "Do you want to feel the best feeling in the world?" He replied yes, and the women kicked him in the nuts real hard. I was just shocked that WTF did just happen. I slowly walked out, the woman asked the same. I replied yes too, but held my knees close to each other, she kicked, and my nuts survived. After that, she clinched me, we started walking to the stairs, where top models came down wearing only pants, two stopped next to me side by side, and a guy made photos of us.
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