Shoot, I missed my window for April Fools jokes. Now what am I gonna use for this month’s theme? April doesn’t even have any good holidays. Oh man, I wish a great idea would just descend from the sky and knock me over the head like a bri- *konk*
Greetings, fellow humans! I am spellbee2, and most certainly not an alien that accidentally knocked spellbee2 unconscious by hitting him in his human head with my flying vehicle. Thus, I am not merely pretending to be spellbee2 on what humans call “The Internet” in order to recruit humans to the cause of world domination. Nay, that is certainly not what is occurring. I am most definitely a human.
According to spellbee2’s - I mean, my journal, the one thing humans desire most is comradery. If I were not human, I would say this is fairly pathetic, but I am indeed human, thus I express my very human emotion called “understanding” to express “sympathy” by offering these pairs of companions to you:
Now that I have gained your human trust, I now hope to observe your human interactions with each other, as humans typically do. Thus, you should respond to these questions amongst your companions.
- What was your favorite dream ever? How about your worst nightmare?
- What was the earliest dream you remember?
- What are some of your current dream goals?
- What’s the worst April Fools joke that you pulled on someone, or that someone pulled on you?
- Do you prefer sunny days or rainy days?
- And finally, complete this sentence: If aliens took over the world, I would… (There is no particular reason I, a human, am asking this question. I merely think it is tantalizing to the human cerbellum.)
And now, I require you to perform these objectives during your nightly periods of hibernation. I am ordering you to perform these as your overlord - a completely human overlord. Do them, and tell your human companions to do the same.
Beginner
- Report your dreams each night to your buddy, even if you only remember small fragments (just the action of doing this can help improve your recall).
- Have your buddy appear in a dream of yours.
Intermediate
- Report at least one dream per night to your buddy.
- Summon your buddy in a lucid.
- Explore a hidden cave with your buddy.
Expert
- Report at least two dreams per night to your buddy.
- Compete in a boxing match with your buddy on top of the Space Needle.
- With your buddy as your copilot, fly a UFO to the depths of space. (Not my UFO, though. I mean, not the UFO I would have if I were an alien and not a human like I actually am).
And now, join me in broadcasting the downfall of the human race by pasting the following message into what us humans call a “signature.” The message is subtle, but rest assured, when the time comes, it will all make sense.
HTML Code:
[URL="http://www.dreamviews.com/general-lucid-discussion/156563-dreamviews-buddy-program-application-thread.html"]DV Buddy[/URL]: [B]BUDDY NAME HERE[/B]
Oh Glorgon, the human is stirring, I must flee. Warn your fellow humans, the invasion is coming!
This month’s post inspired by real life events. Or maybe just inspired by boredom and a weird week of sleep.
Miss out on the program this month? Be sure to apply for next month's buddy program here: http://www.dreamviews.com/general-lu...y-program.html
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