Ok, back in this thread, Wayward brought up the idea of making an Insultingly Stupid Dream Physics thread, so here it is.

The object is to post dream scenarios that were so incredibly far-fetched that you find yourself in awe of your own stupidity at having missed them as dream signs. Now, these aren't necessarily any and every waking-world impossibility that you encounter. Having a dream of, say, battling a Minotaur or Dragon can be pretty exciting and may suspend the desire to realize you're dreaming in the first place, so you don't have to post everything out of the ordinary, mainly things that are just so completely abstract that you have to stop and ask yourself:

"What the hell was I thinking?" :neutral:

(I'll post a few when I get around to it.)