Thread: What's the weirdest thing you [have] ever seen?

Just recently I had a dream I was watching two people do it, didn't know them, then as the guy pulled out this disguisting green ooze poured out of her (#) and the guy backed of saying "wtf is that?!" Then I stormed out of the room pissed off.... Don't ask me....

I dunno about that one man, you might wanna get checked out... It is weird but just wrong

Actually, this morning I had a dream about Captain Planet, George Bush, and some women I don't remember the face. Anyway, George and the women were being evil and stole some Captain Planet rings. The Captain got pissed and flew after them. They were all flying around my school when the Captain got confused because how could he exist with only two rings beaming into the sky.(you had to be there) At this point, the phone rang, a wake up call to go to school by my dad. In my dream I heard this but it sounded like an alarm. George Bush said "O poopy" and I woke up from the dream and picked up the phone.

F'ed up or what???

"Oh poopy"

I've had strange dreams as a whole, but it doesn't make sense unless I explain the whole thing. So...

The wierdest (and coolest) thing I've seen recently in my dreams (a LD) is red and white sofas in the front row of a White Stripes concert.

Yay.

i've seen cartoon mice in little red sports cars driving around my kitchen. that's the weirdest... but i have seen some disturbing stuff too... maybe another thread for that kinda stuff though?

heh...i once dreamt my house was turned into a wal*mart. and I live in "darkest scotland". weird.

i actually think it was last night. I had a dream where a huge pale yellow fly with bit maroon eyes flew onto my arm. It had this really weird sucker for a mouth too, a big black one. It then applied it to my skin and i just watched it there. When it took it's sucker mouth off, there was a red spot where it had bit me, and this weird clear liquid came out. It then started talking to me saying how the liquid was some illegal drug, and that it was sorry for sucking my blood but he had to do it to stay alive... then he asked if he could be my friend...

so many so many, but one that stands out most for me is -->

This dream was really random, I was looking down a street and a banana was driving a big 18 wheeler, then the truck pulled next to be and some ninja banana's jumped out the truck and beat me up. before I was about to be eaten or whatever they was gonna do to me, I used a magic spell and converted the banana's into stick people. THEN I started taking there stick body parts (arms and legs) and runing away laughing saying " I GOT YOUR LEGS BITCH" hahahaaha .. thats all i remember

Ok, heres some of the weirdest stuff I can remember...

In one dream I was in a bunch of Aztec sort of ruins that were half submerged and I was with my brother and my cousin. We went into this part of the ruins that had aisles like a shopping centre and the guys asked me to create a distraction so they could steal some stuff... So I turned into an enormous muscly giant with a goatee and an animal sking loin-cloth and started making lots of noise...



Another thing was where I was chasing a guy I didn't like down the road in a beach buggy. I spotted a public pool at the side of the road so I stopped chasing him and pulled into it. I ran in and jumped into the pool even though it was totally packed with people and was all dirty from peole jumping in with dirty feet. I dived to the bottom of the pool and found a voucher for an icecream and a party bag at the pool shop. I hopped out and went over to the shop to get an Icecream but the guy at the stand said that they were all out of icecreams.

So I got really angry and started farting fireballs at a tall building next to the pool...



A good one was where I was Buzz Lightyear and I was with Woody and we were in a car being diven on a road precariously close to a cliff with lobsters hanging out of the trees and poking out from the rocks.



And those are just off the top of my head.

Yoda: Run deep within this one, the insanity does... mmmm.

When I was about 4 and didn't know anything about the female anatomywhatsoever I used to have a series of dreams in wich there waas a white background and it featured a black, naked woman with (wait for it...) a plate as an arse. Yep, she was the 'Plate Woman'. Once she took it off and their was no arse there whatsover just flat skin and a hole, where shit proceeded to fly out of.

lol... that is quite a dream . last night i had a dream where i was shooting down aircraft in ww2 in the suburbs by biting off a piece of a chicken nugget (its a little piece of fried chicken) and throwing it up in the air, then the nugget piece shoots out flames and seeks the aircraft and blows it to pieces (i think i dreamt about chicken because i had chicken before i went to bed last night)

Originally posted by Death-Wuad
last night i had a dream where i was shooting down aircraft in ww2 in the suburbs by biting off a piece of a chicken nugget (its a little piece of fried chicken) and throwing it up in the air, then the nugget piece shoots out flames and seeks the aircraft and blows it to pieces

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Tonight I've seen a potatoes, with 4 legs and some kind of jaws.
They were locked in a cilinder, about the size of the house.

They were trying to survive by combating each other. One which killed another got bigger, just to get killed by a few smaller ones...

It was very violent

I think perhaps 'falling' under a wall is the weirdest thing I've actually ever done in a dream.

I wouldn't know where to begin in deciding on the weirdest thing I have dreamed about. The most recent really bizarre one I had was two nights ago. My father was a Superman rubber doll, and my mother was a Wonder Woman rubber doll. I stuck both of them to a wall and told them to stay there. They didn't move or even change their facial expressions because they were dolls. I did it out of compassion. I have no idea what it meant.

The strangest things I have seen in real life were seen under the influence of drugs (I do not encourage drugs at all. They have destroyed too many of my old friends.). I thought I saw the eastern philosophical "oneness" of everything when I was at the Memphis Zoo as a teenager. I think it might have been an acid flashback, although it lasted 3 hours. When I was stoned and riding with some friends at night when I was 23, I could have SWORN I saw a dog running down the road with a opossum, and they were both playfully smiling at each other.

As far as things that I know had nothing to do with drugs or dreams, my parents' revelation to me in the second grade about the truth about Santa Claus was the craziest thing I ever witnessed. It took me a long time to come out of that shock. It would be like finding out today the same thing about Europe.

As for actual perceptions in regular consciousness, this probably takes the cake. A friend of mine was in a horrible motor cycle wreck when he was living in Alabama in 8th grade. I knew about the wreck, but I didn't know just how bad it messed him up. He moved back to Jackson a few months later. He had gone from chubby to very skinny, and his face was completely unrecognizable. I saw him in the audience at a track meet, and he started talking to me. At first, I did my usual thing of trying to figure out who somebody is when I have no idea who they are. I hate asking such people who they are because in many cases it might be somebody I am supposed to really know. In this case, I was almost totally sure I had never seen this person, so I finally said something like, "What's your name again?" He looked confused and told me. I tried to keep my composure, but had a very hard time with it. I was in speechless shock for the next few days. That would probably be the strangest thing I have ever seen with clear, open eyes.

Those wasn't lucid dreams, but they're weird lol:

1) I was dreaming a girl who rides her bicycle, and when she made a crash to the tree, she transofmed to the guy

2) not very funny. I killed presidents doughter in the coridor of my school...

Once I dreamed that all houses turned old and there was a giant rotting foot in each one.
Then there was this other one where I jumped from a tramp and landed in different states and in airplanes and stuff.