Thread: Prove to me that, right now, you are not dreaming.

Row. Row. Row your boat gently down the stream...

Wasn't that the book that fell just behind "How to be a great president with an 1000 IQ and still spell kat with a 'k' " By George W. Bush in sales?

dont you feel stupid when you go to insult someone, and then spell something simple wrong, making yourself seem far stupider in the process? ...yes, im talking to you soosaj boy ^^

Spelling cat with k was the whole point of the post WerBurn<------lowercase n

The soosaj boy has spoken. ph33r the power.

Originally posted by WerBurN
dont you feel stupid when you go to insult someone, and then spell something simple wrong, making yourself seem far stupider in the process? ...yes, im talking to you soosaj boy ^^

AH! that does suck. >:

Originally posted by Kaniaz
YOU'RE ALL SO WRONG!

Because, you see, right now, i'm that weird old man that dresses in white and controls the matrix. I have all of you plugged into it, and I actually find it quite amusing to poke big sticks at you and then watch you in the Matrix thinking \"oh, I wonder what did that\"?

SEE! SEE! I KNEW IT! THE MATERRRRIX HAS JOO, NEO.

but if we are dreaming...then you are apart of our dream.


you got took, foo'.

There is a simple way for me to prove to you, yourself, that I, myself, am not dreaming. If I were dreaming, you would not be real. But you know that you are real, so I cannot be dreaming. There is no way for me to prove that YOU are not dreaming though, besides that fact that if you were dreaming I would not be real, and I know I am, but you can not trust that.

Originally posted by Toxic Tank
There is a simple way for me to prove to you, yourself, that I, myself, am not dreaming. If I were dreaming, you would not be real. But you know that you are real, so I cannot be dreaming. There is no way for me to prove that YOU are not dreaming though, besides that fact that if you were dreaming I would not be real, and I know I am, but you can not trust that.

You ever have an extreemely vivid dream that seems as real as reality? And nothing seems fake, it's exactly like the waking life? Ever dream of your morning routine, exactly how it happens? So how do you describe fake?

It isn't so often that I know I am dreaming, but when I am awake, I always know I am awake, because it is so real.
I can't prove it for anyone that I am awake now, but I know it of myself.

i have monitored the time, the post count of DV, the user count on DV and i have mapped out the spots on my face. everything is real.