Hi, I'm new to this website. Just thought I should share my false false awakening story cause I always like telling it.

When I was around 8, long before I knew about LD and false awakenings, I woke up in the middle of the night to find something very strange. Batman was in my room, staring at me. I was utterly confused. I was sure I was still dreaming, because Batman and I are not casual acquaintances. I kept trying to wake up, but I couldn't. It was impossible, yet there he was, all six feet of him. After much rational thought, I turned on the light and walked up to him. Turns out my parents went to some movie store or something and bought one of those freestanding cardboard cutouts of people and they snuck in my room at night and place it there while I was sleeping.

And that is the most confusing moment of my life.