Ohh, I like the checklist O'nus! I have a slightly different one though:

1.) opera buff? check
2.) band nerd in high school? check
3.) spends way too much time on computers and forums? check
4.) wears ugly Buddy-Holly-esque glasses? check
5.) says "oopsy-daisies"? check
6.) picks out discrepancies in either STAR TREK, HARRY POTTER, or LOTR and immediately reports said discrepancies to appropriate forum? check
7.) no love life (out side of chat )? ummmm, check

Ok, this list wasn't supposed to get past, like 3, so I'm gonna quit and go cry now................................