I'm a geek. No job, livin' with the folks, no chick, not a whole lotta dough.

There's worse things in life. Like going potty and not having any toilet paper. Plus no one's home, so you gotta waddle to the upstairs bathroom, but then the doorbell rings and the person can see through the frosted glass that somebody's inside, so you can't ignore that person, but still... your crater's startin' to itch...

what do you do?

what do you do?

I'm sorry, I also have trouble staying on topic.