What is funny is all I have to do is want one the day before and I get one. Well, lately I have not even tried to have one. I have been having interesting dreams at least, but not lucid. I guess I am too lazy to want to have one. I will probably go to sleep tonight not even thinking about having one. Aside from doing drugs or having sex I don't see much of a reason for lucid dreams. And if I have sex I usually wake myself up because I don't want to ut oh in my pants while I am asleep. And the last time I got drunk the beer was warm. Time before that it tasted like chicken. And then the bar tender wanted to kill me for not paying.

I think the last lucid dream I had was at least a week ago. Some people were trying to kill me so I stopped time completely. Then this locked door I pushed open without touching it.

Someone help me get some will power to have a lucid dream.