Please Post your craziest dreams

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

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[jamesplague]

Well, (in a dream) I once had sex with my hairdresser in the salon xD.

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

lol sounds like fun. Good thing you added the (in a dream)!

[Schmaven]

I had a dream where I got 3 seconds of a 1 handed shoulder massage that was so good, it nearly knocked me on the ground.

[RunflaCruiser]

Its hard to choose. Recently...Instead of just flying around the large buildings downtown I saw each window in the skyscraper had different people inside doing different things. I picked one and crashed thought the glass to join a cool party inside. ...Also there was the invisible watch. It made me invisible (when I finally got it to work that is) All the DC's were like what da...Where did he go. And I walked around invisible. ..or having sex with my wife in a dream. I told her to hold on in the middle of it cause I felt the dream fading. I got up and spun around a bit, then jumped back into the action. It was really cool mostly because it was one of my first lucids...ah, remember the first ones...

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

I had a dc chase me with pants

[Torcher]

i recently rode a motorcycle under a cement truck, then my bike turned into a medium sized dog and i rode the dog down a steep hil and almost broke its legs :/

[ld411]

almost was about to make out with my car LMAOOOOOO!

[Lëzen]

I think the craziest one was when I was shrunken by an evil piano...

[jarrick]

Hmm - well fighting for my life with zombies and creatures from indiscribable dimensions bursting through reality, shooting small birds out of a gun and throwing disk blades that can be controlled in air by telekinesis, going through forrests which are at the same time (and i can't describe how) buildings, alien invasions are my normal dreams. In lucid dreams, doing tai che was pretty intense (you do the slightest movement and your body goes flying) and playing Doom from the perspective of the character.

[dylanshmai]

I dreamed I was at my friend's house where I was too tired to even stand up, so I lay down to dream inside my dream. I flew down a canyon as I watched tigers eating dear. then I landed next to the river where we payed a man to let us see his contraption which was a small square that could fit in your hand, but it folded out into a huge room and we took the roller coaster through it as it unfolded into a paper landscape and everything was paper. A little later I realize I am staring at my computer screen and I wonder if I am awake and if I spaced out into the screen or something, My freind is in the room and tells me his mom doesn't want him to hang out with me anymore becuase she saw me sleeping in his house. We cry together, a few moments later a freind who is a girl comes over and we have sex next to my bed (not on it). I am going to unleash my load and she is saying "no, no, don't do it." Too late though, and I wake up with jizz on my stomach. another weird/sort-of-disturbing dream: Me and a friend are riding on the back of a small little spanish wagon being pulled by a donkey on the beach. We reach a hut and inside there is another friend who seems to be dreaming with his eyelids being stretched out by a machine (like in clockwork orange). Another dream I am sailing on the Great Salt Lake, but its night time with lots of moon light and the lake is pure blood. Dead bodies start coming out of the blood lake and onto our boat (Dante's Inferno anyone?). We escape onto land. I have had a few large scale zombie dream attacks. Other dreams take place in neighborhoods near my house, but for some reason have changed a bit, and the essence and colors seem much more vibrant and I can walk into anyone's house and get to know different people. Once the room was full of fat people watching a skinny comedian pop fat jokes, but the fat kids were laughing hysterically.

[Daydreamer0718]

I'm sorry but I have no normal dreams ok. my weirdest dream would be every one of them.

[Licity]

Once I had a dream where I was on an aircraft carrier that was being rained on by meteors. None of the people on the carrier seemed too worried, just annoyed that they would disturb the pool tables on the deck.

[JET73L]

THis was recurring years ago. I ruled the world, and had decided to stay at a playground at my school, probably because I was annoyed with having a specific time for recess, as it was sumer school, or possibly pre-K the first time I had this drem. I was with a couple of friends and family members (2 or 3 people per dream), a pile of toys, and a camel. THe camel walked behind the pilke of toys, and came back as a rat king (tin-soldier uniform type rat king, not rats tied by their tails rat king). I ask for help, but anyone I talked to was petrified (literally, turned to stone), and anyone who hadn;t been moving turned out to have been a cardboard cutout, so i scream for help until I;m stabbed through the chest with a sabre the humanoid rat creature had, and it freaking hurts, and I wake up as I feel my heartbeat stop as the tip of the sword stabs through my heart. I've had weirder dreams, but at least they made sense. This didn;t. I wasn;t even afraid of the rat king in the nutcracker play until after this dream.