A question for the gentlemen

**Seeker** · 12-31-2003 01:52 AM

I've added your page to my favorites list. Your new haircut is really chic!

**Tim** · 12-31-2003 04:46 AM

"hit the tip real hard"? no thank you! id rather just have the damn boner

**dougdrums** · 12-31-2003 04:52 AM

I know, no shit! He said it didn't hurt, but I wouldn't trust that.

**dougdrums** · 12-31-2003 04:56 AM

hehe your name is Shannon...

**jacobo** · 12-31-2003 08:22 AM

that would be one mean joke if it didnt work! and im not about to test it.

**Lomebririon** · 12-31-2003 11:10 AM

This post is great,

I think it's really cool. What conflict!

For those at home, waking up with a boner is called 'Morning Glory'

and it happens to the best of us. There's nothing worse than a morning woody. It's an occupational Hazard.

I suppose there could be a few ways to get rid of it. (I laughed while thinking of these)

1) Think of things totally unrelated to your woody. e.g. The weather, furniture, ugly people.

2) Get up and go about your day, while concealin your manhood.

3) Hardcore Masturbation before bed, but this is probably not a good choice.( For those with an extreme problem, though I don't think anyone on this board has it that bad)

(I laugh imagining you try to explain friction burns on your genitals to your spouse or your mates/co-workers when they ask why you are walking like that.)

**Lowercase Society** · 12-31-2003 03:25 PM

HAHA!!!

Blessed is she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
To obtain a ‘bird’s eye’ is to turn a blizzard into a breeze.[/b]

**dougdrums** · 12-31-2003 05:31 PM

There was never such a more appropriate time to release the orgasm banana...

**Lowercase Society** · 01-01-2004 02:22 AM

you mean *mulitiple* orgasm banana!
haha, BUT MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP!

To resist is to piss in the wind.
Anyone who does will end up smelling.
Knowing this, why do I defy? Because my inner voice is yelling.
[/b]

**Kaniaz** · 01-01-2004 03:07 AM

What's incubus, anyway? I have an excuse for not knowing. I'm the resident idiot.

Incubus...isn't that like a monster that subdues women or something?

Originally posted by Tim
i think we all have a \"teacher calls you to the front while you have a boner\" story... bad times

I hope nobody decides to publish a book of them.

**dougdrums** · 01-01-2004 03:22 AM

hehe, and a kick ass band

**Tim** · 01-01-2004 11:58 AM

incubus is some kind of demon that sucks the life out of someone.. or something like that. i used to know, but i forgot. its kinda like a succubus.

**Lowercase Society** · 01-01-2004 01:42 PM

INCUBUS, YOU DONT KNOW WHO INCUBUS IS AND BRANDON BOYD!

ok, im done venting

it is a Fucking kick ass band, and it the suductive male demon that rapes women in the night, not really 'rape' it just suduces them so much they cant help themselves...just like me...

hey, paperdoll, any chance i can see some of those pictures? i'll send you some of mine

[email protected]

Today, everything was fine. Until roundabout, quarter to nine, I suddenly found myself in a bind. Was it something I said? Something I read an manifested that’s getting you down.[/b]

**Tim** · 01-01-2004 03:40 PM

yeah, and a succubus is a female version.

**Lowercase Society** · 01-01-2004 04:58 PM

Yep, thats right tim!

oh, and its somewhere in the bible or something, is that correct?
wait a second i'll look around for the exact definition.

Do you think I should adhere to that pressing new frontier?
And leave in my wake a trip of fear? Or should I hold my head up high
And throw a wrench in spokes by, leaving the air behind me clear?[/b]

**Lowercase Society** · 01-01-2004 05:02 PM

in·cu·bus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nky-bs, ng-)
n. pl. in·cu·bus·es or in·cu·bi (-B)
An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
A nightmare.
An oppressive or nightmarish burden.[/b]

-as you can see its related to sleep, and Brandon Boyd, the lead singer, is a very active LUCID DREAMER.

-let me see if i can find succubus-

suc·cu·bus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sky-bs) also suc·cu·ba (-B)
n. pl. suc·cu·bus·es or suc·cu·bi (-b, -B) also suc·cu·bae (-b, -B)
A female demon supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with a man while he sleeps.
An evil spirit; a demon.
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-well anyway, INCUBUS is a very good band, and for those of you who smoke...try listining to them when your high, i used to smoke and when i listened to them...oh my god, its good.-

Do you think I should adhere to that pressing new frontier?
And leave in my wake a trip of fear? Or should I hold my head up high
And throw a wrench in spokes by, leaving the air behind me clear?
[/b]

**Lowercase Society** · 01-01-2004 05:04 PM

OH! one more thing:

I know a couple of you have run into demons in the dream world, or astral plane.
Perhaps you should keep an eye open for an Incubus or a Succubus.
if you have been in contact with one, i would like to hear about it if you dont mind sharring, if it is too personal, dont bother.

Do you think I should adhere to that pressing new frontier?
And leave in my wake a trip of fear? Or should I hold my head up high
And throw a wrench in spokes by, leaving the air behind me clear?
[/b]

**Kaniaz** · 01-01-2004 06:03 PM

Woo. I remember an incubus/succubus in this game called "NetHack" now:

'Shall I take your gloves off, lover?' (y/n)
'Shall I take your shirt off, lover?' (y/n)
Etc etc. Then she just ran away, leaving you feeling incredibly stupid.

And also, if you met one (other than through a sink), you would get the message:

'You fall asleep.'
'You wake up - the incubus (or succubus) has stolen (item)!'

A demon that likes seducing people, and sometimes having sex with them when they sleep.

Not something you'd like to meet down a dark alley, then.

**Tim** · 01-01-2004 10:52 PM

i learned what a succubus was from south park. the one where chef is going out with one, and the kids have to save him

**nerve** · 01-02-2004 12:50 AM

actually....the name of the band has nothing to do with demons. I would expect someone like you to know that.

**Dino** · 01-02-2004 09:22 AM

I hate those moring boners...the bigest problem is when I have to pee and he is so high...nothing can lower him...then I make some stupid pose so I can pee....or I just sit on the toilet like a real wo"MEN" !!!

I don't recall who said girls can't pee standing...I've seen it couple of times...weird...

**YULAW** · 01-02-2004 09:33 AM

Originally posted by Dino
I hate those moring boners...the bigest problem is when I have to pee and he is so high...nothing can lower him...then I make some stupid pose so I can pee....or I just sit on the toilet like a real wo\"MEN\" !!!

HAHA!!! your right about that I hate that Morning Glory then having to pee. I find myself making the most idiotic poses just to get the damn thing to point straight down. And that sitting on the toliet..., you can forget that, that shit hurts because then you have to force it down between the seat and under you and that hurts. Hell most of the time it won't even fit...