weird things that derail your dream

[cygnus]

sometimes when i'm having a nice lucid dream something completely out of the ordinary happens and i either go semi-lucid, non-lucid or wake up... this morning i was doing just fine until a little monkey bit off my ear and one of my fingers. i spent the rest of the dream semi-lucid trying to kill it with a stick. two days ago a van came tearing up the street towards me, slammed on its brakes, and some guys ran out. i was freaked out and spent the rest of the dream running through a crowded train. in the past i've been distracted from my lucid dream by a woman giving me cottage cheese, and in another when being attacked by zombie gardening tools (they came to life, got up and started walking towards me). - any one else have odd things happen that steer the dream off course??

[Lucidness]

Aahahah! I love the thought of someone trying to kill a monkey with a stick. You just popped up with that one. lol!

[cygnus]

haha it was a hefty stick, too. friggin monkey wouldn't die though.

[Lucidness]

Lol

[Loaf]

I looked in the mirror and I was naked. This was a dream of course. I had no genitals, but rather a small hole (no, not a vag) and it freaked my out so much I woke up. Lol

[Mzzkc]

Haha, cyg, that's classic. Especially the bit with the zombie gardening tools. Can't recall anything similar off the top of my head, but I'll let you know if I do.

[cygnus]

I looked in the mirror and I was naked. This was a dream of course. I had no genitals, but rather a small hole (no, not a vag) and it freaked my out so much I woke up. Lol whoa you were a tapeworm!