Reminds me of a dream I once had...
Ben Sucks At Fighting
First, the scene. A large house, with open rooms, the kitchen and dining room were all openly connected to the living room. I and several other people were sitting in the living room, the chairs and sofas were weird. The chairs were one of two, some were modern red and round chairs, and the others were brown beanbag chairs. The sofas were similar to the round chairs, except they were tan colored. There was a small table in front of me, I was on a sofa. Sitting on a table adjacent to the one in front of me was Ben Affleck. Upstairs was the sound of two or three people moving around a lot. It was very annoying.
He was smug and kind of a douche bag... He was narrating what was happening, in the meanest possible way. For example, "Linda walks her fat ass over to the kitchen with as much grace as an elephant. She is obviously going for more food." This pissed me off, but I kept myself controlled.
Until he turned to me... I forget exactly what he said, but it was the last straw... I went over to him, he was still grinning smugly, and grabbed him. I punched him quick in the side, just under the ribs, to knock the air out of him, then I grabbed him by the collarbones, and threw him to the ground. (Ouch.)
Right then, I heard more stomping from upstairs. Extremely pissed, I went up there. The noise was coming from a group of three very dorky looking guys. The room was pretty plain, with a bed and a computer. I went over to the first guy, and punched him right in the throat. He dropped. I went to the second one, who tried to punch me with his right hand, I moved out of the way, pushed his arm further, and hit him in the ribs. He hunched over, and I hit him sharply with my elbow to the back of his neck. The third guy picked up a plank, and came at me, spinning around, I tried to kick him in the face, but he blocked it with the plank. While recovering my footing, he hit me with the plank... That was too much.
I grabbed a near by tripod, folded it, and began to beat his head in with it. I threw the three unconscious people down the stairs, and put them near Ben. I then kicked Ben in the face because he was waking up.
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