Thread: I'm a f***ing idiot.

Don't worry, I dreampt last night I was in a beautiful park, with tall golden grass around me and a deep blue pond and a brisk breeze blowing (My ideal weather) and saying to myself, "I wonder what this would look like in a dream" DURR.

So, without knowing it was dream, you would of actually spun around and done all those weird things? lol.

Same problem..

I dreamed I was in an airport, and I was saying to myself 'lol this is a really stupid dream', then I woke up and I was like WOW... i'm an idiot.

Originally Posted by Lucidness

So, without knowing it was dream, you would of actually spun around and done all those weird things? lol.

Yeah

I LAUGH AT YOU.




No seriously, I do stupid things like the above mentioned all the time. And hey, you've gotten farther in achieving a WILD than I ever have (I'm always scared of WILDs for creepy hallucinations and nightmares).

Last night's dream, I was living in a house... with no roof... in a rainy climate.

And somehow that was normal to me, because I didn't once clue in that it could possibly be a dream.

Yay! Welcome to the F***ing idot club!!! I've been a member for many, many years!

Last one was driving in my car and noticing that it had 268,000 miles on the odometer. Should have known better since my cat only has 203,000 miles on it!

Originally Posted by TurtleLG

This post was made so everyone can make fun of me and call me names.

So I was laying in bed about 20 minutes after I woke up from a previous dream. My body was beginning to get numb, so I tried to concentrate on moving my dream hand a lot, and eventually decided to spin around in my bed. I then turned in my bed about 90 degrees (I was already dreaming but didn't know it), and so I attempted to get up with my dream body. I did get up, but instead of doing a reality check I LAYED BACK DOWN. WTF!!!!! Then I woke up. Without even noticing it except the lighting changed.

MORON, AHAHAH!!! Well, this felt good xD

Now, seriously, i have a lot of stupid situations like that.

Last night i was trying to be assassinated on my dream, i killed 5 or 6 assassins. I ran from my home after that and survived an attempt to drown me in a sewer (they increased the water flow) funny thing was that i could breath underwater. And i wasn't even close to recnogize i was dreaming...

Last night I had a dream that I was going through my grandmother's cabinets and I found a box with E.T. in it. He'd been in stasis for years and started communicating with me telepathically.

So, I am also an idiot.

Originally Posted by Exdream

Don't worry, I dreampt last night I was in a beautiful park, with tall golden grass around me and a deep blue pond and a brisk breeze blowing (My ideal weather) and saying to myself, "I wonder what this would look like in a dream" DURR.

HAHAAHAH!
That one was sooo sweet!

Ofcourse, i too has some experiences of me being a complete idiot. One time, i was with some friends skiing. I took a race against my friend. Teh first 50 metres, she had a snowboard, then she changed to skis before changing back again. When we came back, i said to her; "Haha, i almost thodd it was a dream for a sec."
I lol'd.

I had a dream i was doing a reality check, and i didnt notice it.

Originally Posted by Lucidness

I had a dream i was doing a reality check, and i didnt notice it.

Then you are probably doing it wrong when you are awake.

today i was runing from a man with a gun and everything was slow mo and i said to myself: fuck i hate those slow mo nightmare effects, and didn't became lucid xD

We aren't always at the peak of our wit while dreaming

I have nose checked a couple of times, been able to breathe, and figured that I just wasn't pinching my nose enough. Silly.

Hey strange dreams guy have you seen bessy?

Haha, these are so funny. I think it happens to everyone I've got countless times failed RCs, like changing letters, saying to friends that this is a dream but not being lucid etc...

I think it is near to impossible not to get one of these failed RCs. Dreams are so real, we are so dumb when we dream and that equals to that hilarious moments