Hey Anthony! Welcome to Dreamviews!

Rule Number One: Keeper Can't talk
Rule Number Two: No one talk to Keeper

Got that? Good.

Things to know
One: I am God. Understood?
Two: In senseless banter, if its not funny, your banned. Understood?
Three: I don't care what your beliefs are, in the Religion Forum you'll be flamed and called an idiot.
Four: Im making all this up. (Except the number three )

As you've probably already noticed we are a friendly community. Even with over 8000 members, everyone practically knows everyone. And here, Weird is normal. Making it not weird... Damn it, now Im going to have to find a way out of my paradox for a few hours.

*leaves*

Burns! You take over the greeting.
/mumbling: If weird is normal, then its not....