Welcome to the forums, let me just brief you on a few things:

A Brief On Surving At Dreamviews:

A) Do not give your address to bob. Ever. Never.
B) Give all your money to Kaniaz whenever you make a post.
C) Always call Truthbearer soosaj-boy.

How To Make Lemon Pie To Appease The Moderators:

1) Make a pie.
2) Stuff lemon in it.
3) Appease the moderators.