Thread: movie for the newb for posting

WHOA THERE, LITTLE BILLY!!!

Yeah, I've seen it alot on another gaming-related forum I post on... (basily because it really applies there. Other then you, we dont get many annoying n00bs who speak in 1337 and murder the english language... j/k dude you're funny in a mental way )

Anyway good to see you've learnt something.

Originally posted by CT
WHOA THERE, LITTLE BILLY!!!

Yeah, I've seen it alot on another gaming-related forum I post on... (basily because it really applies there. Other then you, we dont get many annoying n00bs who speak in 1337 and murder the english language... j/k dude you're funny in a mental way )

Anyway good to see you've learnt something.

i think i will go and make a.... "new topic " on posting and you and i have this really cool link and movie that goes along with it perfectly....

Huh? I see you havent learned yet to make sense, but thats okay.

It is? o_O

huh. i wonder if i should modify the new guidelines and have them link to that? other than forum names and whatnot, it certainly applies well.

People probably wouldn't take it seriously.

At first when I read the post title and saw it was a flash animation(and then I saw who the author was, most of all) I was inclined to move this to banter. But then I saw it and thought it would be best if I kept it here, as it is indeed something newbs should definately see...

Maybe we can make this a sticky or something...it truly must be seen!

Originally posted by Truthbearer


...it truly must be seen!

thats what i said

Originally posted by docthory+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(docthory)</div>

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...it truly must be seen!

thats what i said[/b]

Thanks for reminding us?

Thanks man! Our internet Nazi has that site blocked as being Mature. I am now on record for violating company policy by using company equipment to view inappropriate material.

*Looks over his shoulder for the network police*

Oh well, what's the worst they can do to me? Labotomy?

Originally posted by Seeker
Oh well, what's the worst they can do to me? Labotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

Originally posted by Seeker
Thanks man! Our internet Nazi has that site blocked as being Mature. I am now on record for violating company policy by using company equipment to view inappropriate material.

*Looks over his shoulder for the network police*

Oh well, what's the worst they can do to me? Labotomy?

Report you to the Gestapo?

You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap!!! I know my rights I want my phone call!!!




Ok, I'll stop now...

Tell me, what use is a phonecall, when you cannot .... speak?

thats just great...

Originally posted by CT
Tell me, what use is a phonecall, when you cannot .... speak?

Not to flame, but I'm a fan of getting lines right. No offense, but your was close but not on.

"Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call if you're...unable...to....speak?"

It goes on with some cool ass stuff, but towards the end of the 2nd trilogy...
(k ct helped)


Neo: What do i need to do?
Oracle: You know.
Neo: What?
Oracle: See those pidegions?
Neo: ...Yeah?
Oracle: They're a program. A program that runs pidegions.
Neo: Ok.
Oracle: Would you like some candy?
Neo: Er???
Oracle: Don't you trust me?

Neo: Well...
Oracle: Go on.
Neo takes one.
Neo: So why are we here?
Oracle: I don't know. I just like candy. *laughs*
Jap: Oracle, get your fat ass up. Smith's coming.

Oracle: Ok.
Oracle gets off bench.
Oracle: Don't forget why you're here. *walks through door*

Smith: Neo. I am here to make your life have no meaning.
Smith: As you made mine have no meaning.
Smith: But I think it has meaning.
Smith: My life's meaning is to destroy you.
Smith: But that's not in the plot. Let's do karate shit.

Neo: Ok. Whatever.
Neo attacks about 4809480 smith agents (he had alot of energy drinks).
Smith: Shite. Foiled again.

Neo runs his pussy ass away.

Oracle: Dude, watch the vase.
Neo: What vase?
Vase: smash.
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: Er, ok.
Oracle farts.
Oracle takes cookies out of oven.
Oracle: Smell good don't they?

Twin 1: I'm bored.
Twin 2: Ok.
Twin 1: Let's go run around on a highway.
Twin 2: Ok.

Neo: Let me go make a phone call.

Neo: Oh, a ringing phone!
Neo picks it up and is sucked through it.
Neo: That's the second time the fucking telephone service has been fucked.

Chinese Bloke: I HAVE KEEYS
Trinity: Dude, we're on a van! We need a motorbike hotwiring patch uploaded to my brain!
Trinity: Oh, yeah, this chinese dude has a key. nvm.
Chinese Bloke: I made this yellow key back in 1990

Smith: WE ARE HERE TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD
Count Dracula: Muahahah!
Oracle: Pidegions. It's all about the pidegions.

Matrix: SORRY. WINDOWS CRASHED AGAIN. PLEASE RESTART MATRIX.

Architeit: Shit.
Arhviu: Fucking windows.
FHFhiugrarc: *restarts*

Oracle: Where was I? Oh, yeah, candy.
Tank: cipher sucks
Zion: LOL DRILLS
Twin 1: I can make myself a ghost

Cipher: Blonde, brunnetes, code. matrix.
Trinity: We're being attacked by squid things!
Neo: Cool.
Tank: Quick press the red button
The other guy: ok

Neo: So, why am I here again?
Morpheus: Free the world. Go meet the dude in white.

Architet: I made the matrix.
Archtittet: You are neo.
Neo: Yep.
Archiuh: Go in there and select 11 new zion people or something. They will breed and make babies.
Neo: No.
Arcgreuoh3: Already i see the chemical precursors triggering some crap in your brain so you don't do what i ask you.
Neo: Yep.
Arhufvn: It's the pidegions.
Neo: What?
Jiofe: The program. The matrix. It is run by pidegions.
Neo: It is?
nij490: sorta yeeyeyey! *dances*
Neo: You're just fucking insane.

I shall make that script above into Matrix 4: The anwser or something. yay.

/ was a very un natural post that was any way back on topic
education is what will keep the forum free

:bravo:

kaniaz, you're a genius.