Blackadder, Red Dwarf..Y'know, that stuff.

[Kaniaz]

Just wondering how many people watch these two shows? They're hilarous. I have every single one on my HDD and on CD-rom. Episode 5-01, Holoship, Red Dwarf: Elevator: Floor 3215. Sports and Sexual Recreation. Rimmer: Sports and what? Woman: Sex. Don't you have a sex deck on your ship? Rimmer: ...no. Woman: Well...what do you do when you want to have sex? Rimmer: ...Well, we go for runs? Watch gardening programs on the ship's vid. Woman: It's very bad for you. Don't you ever feel tense or frustrated? Rimmer: Well, it's got worse these last 10 years or so. Woman: Extradionary. It's quite different here. In fact, it's the ships regulation that we all have sexual congress at least twice a day. It's a health rule. Episode 2-01, Bells, Black Adder: Dr. Leech: Now then, what seems to be the trouble? Blackadder: Well. It's my man servant. Dr. Leech: I see. Well, don't be embarrased, if you've got the pox just pop your er, "Man Servant" on the table and we'll take a look at it, shall we? [/quote]

[CT]

Whoa, what upload speed? I'd like some epps of Red Dwarf please, yeah, with fries. To go. ^^

[Serinanth]

I never got into black adder, I did like reddwarf alot, thats a good Idea I think I need to do some downloading =) Did you read the REd dwarf books? they were great too! =)

[WerBurN]

naughty people...downloading stuff like that is stealing! *hides his huge stolen anime collection* ermm...ya! hooray for software pirates! woot woot!

[Lomebririon]

I love those shows! Red Dwarf is by far my favourite though. I used to have the whole of series 8 until someone lost half of it.

[Kaniaz]

I have all of series 8. ^^ I have almost every episode, with a few gaps I'll fill in soon. "Krytie TV with WOMEN'S SHOWER NIGHT LIVE!" Upload Speed is 24KB/s max.

[CT]

Hey, its more then on Kazaa ^^

[Stalker]

Originally posted by Red Dward Lister: Holly, we need your advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation? Holly 1: What do you want? The long or the short version? Lister: Long. Holly 1: You're finished. [pause] Cat: What's the short version? Holly 1: Bye.

[Kaniaz]

HEH. People that can write like that are genuises (and I forgot I even made this thread).

[Lomebririon]

Originally posted by Blackadder Vincent: And now, finally, a word with the man who is at the centre of this bi-election mystery: the voter himself. And his name is Mr. E. Blackadder. Mr. Blackadder, *you* are the only voter in this rotten borough...? Blackadder: Yes, that's right. Vincent: How long have you lived in this constituency? Blackadder: Since Wednesday morning. I took over the previous electorate when he, very sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.

[CT]

haha blackadder owns, hehe.

[A Lost Soul]

Interesting yet useless fact: My ex's name is David Lister. =P

[Lomebririon]

Holy crap! Thats a bit surreal.

[irishcream]

i liked blackadder, the one with Queenie in it...i thought miranda richardson was just great... there was a poem wasn't there? went something like, 'in days of old/when knights were bold/...and i don't remember the rest...

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Originally posted by WerBurN naughty people...downloading stuff like that is stealing! *hides his huge stolen anime collection* ermm...ya! hooray for software pirates! woot woot! RIGHT ON! CT, your new avatar PWNS!