Moar Rap Logs

[ClouD]

Rap Session Logs Instead of the usual, let's do it a bit more formally... CoLd BlooDed: Alright, cool, can you hear me loud and clear? Call me kryptonite cause bitch you're about to know fear I hope you're chasing your rum and coke with beer don't let me near, because I'll lacerate your throat and I hope you choke on your ice cubes n coke make my work go faster than putting your neck in a rope this is your last hope, so you better be praying that I show mercy in your almost inevitable slaying and you'll be braying like a goat when I'm done playing call me the lion, put me in a cage, and just try your hand at taming Danger: Okay, okay, I get your gist... Calling yourself Kryptonite, while your words are like mist. Weak; like the fog, creepy, but ankle-deep and moist like a bog. Laughable, son. I expected better, bro, but I guess it's down top the frog. That's caught in your throat at the thought of a real hero, A veritable pirate of the rhythm, rap's Captain Nero! You use words like "almost" to describe my demise? Your death is certain, bitch, just like a babies cries. So you like sex with goats, hey, to each his own... But watch out, son, the hair in your zipper is like a smoking gun. Check. CoLd BlooDed: listen up, before you become washed out like swimmin laps in order to successfully wield verbal gats... you must first acknowledge that rap don't need no vocabulary! lower the quality, make it understood if necessary because no joe schmoe is going to understand "veritable" Psylis: sessions about to get started so i'll go first like handy cap parking and spit some stuff that'll have you looking half way retarded it's just a session, MOS psylis and cold blooded don't front on the crew cause we just too rugged there women all love us and there boyfriends hate us i'll write a billion bars and will never be famous just give me the riches, and a 64 with a couple of switches and a has been ex model chicks digits it's not 16 but i'll pass it off early and let man of steel ride it out like a new hurley *passes the mic to danger* Danger: Kay, 'kay, here we go... I once was a stuck-up prat, but that was befo'. Now I'm down with the slang and up with the beat, Alive with the flow, freestyling in the street. I get all the looks, from the chicks so hot, Like DoD over there, she thinks she's hiding but she's not. All your girls too; they want me, you know they do-- But I'm not like that, bro's before ho's for sure. CB's sister, though... her I'd take in a split second. But I like my balls where they are, I reckon. So the message I want to give is..... Your mom likes my jizz. >_> CoLd BlooDed: earn your trophy, get your medal or get on your bike and in the other direction you'll pedal tread calmly, these are dark waters... Don't wanna get your feet chomped off by jaws incisors don't try climbin 'cause you'll get caught on the wires then fall off like a raggitydoll and get run over by sixteen tires pull the allnighter, spray the diesel and flick the lighter setting the city on fire like Jim Morrison said, if they said I never loved you you know they are a liar but I digress.. I really just want to see YOUR sister without a dress don't care about age, about looks, because in the end it'll be a mess I don't aim to impress but unless you're willing to sacrifice your dignity... send me her email address and don't come aknockin because you'll find me shirtless Psylis: i told yall before that i flip it from the south and if you don't like my style, i'll shove a katana in your mouth and make it say 'hi' to your entrails belived me when I say that this story doesn't end well i'm running things like kathy lee ran all those sweat shops and i'm dropping it hotter than those hulk hogan leg drops cause i'm way pass the average, a savage like logan is. dropping it long range like them boeing jets catch me in vegas pulling capers for papers and i gotta stay away from the fakers and line theyre skulls up with tracers we got machettes phasers and lazers for any fag who thought they were close to being greater. thas all... ClouD: all i see is... just a katana? come on man - you should try harder i know what i'll wash your filthy mouth out with my semen, see men? this is a demon c to the l to the p - e - e - enis so stop stealing my freedoms and i'll stop selling you evil little lines that show that i'm sealing the deal with, everybody on Dreaming - views, out of your ears and into my mouth or maybe the other way, like you do it down south and now, i've run out of lines to cut out, abruptly cut and retard to then strut so shout out, and let me hear you rise up the end of my corny rhymes cuz my times up oh NO i rhymed up with up oh well. the end dreamingofdreaming: lets see we got a man of steel and a man of freeze mutherfuckers would lvoe to get me down on my knees but what they don't know and soon will realize i'll haunt thier dreams and kill and terrorize fuck so i'll be the jill to your little jack and pop your ass down this hill, dude you aint stacked ok i don't know, done lol PhilosopherStoned: I sitting here with my laptop and a bottle of wine listening to some fools spout off lines you know i'm drunk just a little bit and if there was any green, you know I'd take a hit but now i'm spitting lines like a gradeschool girl i guess they rhyme but i'd like to have some time six aint bad Danger: A'ight, boys and lone girl, you fuckers ready for this? Kiza: Yes sir Rhetorical question, dumbass. I knew somebody'd diss... A lot of y'all are bound to get offended. Cuz my scheme is cosmically distended. By which I mean I'm hard for you, hon. Your face turns me off, but your ass turns me on. Not that I'm gay, I just like ClouD. wait, no, bad dream, what's happened? Ow'd. CoLd BlooDed: But in all seriousness, folks... In order to make an omelette you gotta break a few yolks Yes, that was a joke, maybe you'll laugh a little more after takin this toke What, you don't smoke? What are you, holier than the fuckin Pope? Oh, where is the hope... the humanity, the humanity! Can't suffer anymore from this calamity Slowly plunging into the abyss of insanity Calling your relatives trannys and GILFS (grannys) Wouldn't you like to pinch my fanny Wait, what the fuck, MoS, that was just part of my rapping! Alright, alright, let's get to the poetics... we've had enough of these rhymin dilemnas You can feel the tremor underneath you, quakin like I'm about to eat you You're shaking because you know I'ma beat you I know you've got a few screws loose, and you'll have even more once I've knocked out a tooth Your crew doesn't have the power to convey your truth Fuck I'm being talked to Now put your hands up like you're in a voting booth, who won this round, if you had to choose? I'll step back from the stage, and let you know I didn't lose. let me know* Psylis: before i grabbed the mic I had to get it with ovenmits CB lit that shit up like mickey Ds and I was loving it and i'm a part time crazy guy and a full time schitzo and the ladies tell me that my style is slicker than crisco I try to get really tough, but I'm still not cold enough I let CB handle the rough shit when it starts getting rough cause he can hulk out on the bars and people start dropping like stars I heard he had a sniper rifle with bullets dipped in sars ....hell thats all i got. slayer: Alright here I go Trying to keep up with the rythem and flow When I try to rap I feel like a clown All these raps make me feel a little down So I hand the mic to the next person in line because it seems that I'm running out of time. I tried my best but didn't get far So excuse me while I escape in my getaway car The end. PhilosopherStoned: I got steely dan rocking my beats, inspiring me to turn up the heat you want rythm, you want lines, i love that shit I'm steeped in it from jerry garcias scarlet begonias I can't even think right now metcalfracing: I'm a cold blooded ganksta, primed from the streets I stand fresh to impress with my masterful beats I'm a leader, a president Ohio fuckin resident I smack a bitch up all these girls wanna get hitch'd up I tell em step back ho, I don't roll like that they say, please man let me suck yo fat.... lollypops They taste good I definately wasn't talkin bout my wood Okay I'm done CoLd BlooDed: Alright, is everyone in? The celebration is about to begin... WAKE UP! I've got your motherfucking face in a cup, you're drowning in water, what the fuck? Guess that's what we call tough luck, tough love for little punks Take em out one by one, two by two on brass knucks I hold the power to stop sem-trucks Subconsciously however, I work my way from the inside Make sure I'm the doctor you confide in I'll know all your secrets by the end of the session, no progression here cause you're still hidin Lying, freak findin Get your thrills like Michael did before we found him dyin I'll make you swallow my words like their prescription pharmaceuticals Take two every three hours, and make sure you chew them well Oh come on, you know the doctors can send ya straight to hell First by paving your way to the wishing well, can't you tell Anybody with a piece of paper can give you drugs to sell Here that? Ringing bells, alarms telling you that you're losing brain cells Take these pills. You'll feel better in a couple of days, and if you don't? Oh well. Woops, I rhymed my rhyme with a previous rhyme and it's about rhyme I pass the rhyme So onto the next rhymer... rhyme away... That's my time! Danger: I was going to do an epic hit on all of you fools, But then I realized, they do that at your schools. I was going to say how much I loved your moms, And how good your sisters looked wearing naught but pom-poms... But I ain't got the heart, cause you guys are pals you've all got your ways, your separate styles. 'Course, I'm the best, I know you know... Kiza: You seem to have misspelled 'gayest', MoS I've got the zest, that indubitable flow. Oh, you knucklehead, you wanna diss? how bout we talk about that time you totally watched me piss? Kiza is a big fat gay, like that fag Richard Simmons. He samples lots of penis, and drinks lots of semens. He sings like a queer, can't rap worth shit.... But hey, his sister is hot, and his mom is my bitch. Psylis: up in dv and we're keeping it live and if you don't like it you can GET OUT like mark75 I do this for myself, but I love yall too and i'll still bag some trash like the blue man group I'm looking for a chick that can really get down she can suck me dry like a fresh shamwow this is tru fax vira, i got no regrets I had to get it off my chest before the server reset and hit you all off with something that you'll never forget kiza likes jackets and he rhymed for a bit cloud broke his foot in my ass and it still hurts when I shit and just when the flow was nice like a tea party MOS came in and started pissing on every body damn.....I wanted to say something to metcalfracing i bet his keybord looks fucking amazing shades busts in like seinfields kramer MOS tell that fool he's about to be in danger .....i'm done CoLd BlooDed: Let the piano soothe your soul... Hearye, hearye, you've all come to hear me Come closer, be near me I've got an elite team and we're the best chosen for breeding We the craziest motherfuckers you'll ever be meeting Psylis, MoS, Cloud, Kiza... we got enough bodies to fill a mufuckin deep freezaaa (haha) And yeah, my momentum may be failing me But at least the feds won't be tailing me because I be packing enough power to be mistaken as a WMD instead, fuck bush and the liberals, go ahead and drop LSD your minds eye will open to the infinite possibilities maybe you'll learn how to rap, instead of being lil waynes mini me my name is CoLd BlooDed, and I can freeestyle you see my pictures with the girls and we're all plastered with smiles it will only take a while to teach my finesse, please line up single file get dancing on the linoleum tile Oh, shit, I said LSD, not acid now it looks like you're choking up bile Er, I think I've gone on long enough, that will be all from my lips Shades: The sun rose as I got out of bed, My arms and legs felt like lead, A long day was ahead you see, And my mind was the key. [/chorus] It was a very good day, A very long day, A waste of time day, Kiza: Shit, this guys got a CHORUS A rapping is terrible day, So I walked out the door and went to the car, I knew I'd be driving near and far, So I open the door and hear a sound, Id better take this stranger to the fucking pound. [/chorus] It was a very good day, A very long day, A waste of time day, Kiza: WOAH ANOTHER CHORUS A rapping is terrible day. I walk into the room, A man with a broom, Greets me in a friendly way, I get the impression he is gay. [/chorus again] Kiza: Holy shit, Shades, you made a whole song Ok, I suck today. And no, that isn't part of the rap. ClouD: shaky shaky, smells good, hit the beat let's break it down, how i feel right about now it's getting cold colder with drowning the sound out of this chat, beeping and shit, i'm feeling a foul mouth eating the rap, swallowing it, screaming too damn loud i'm getting angry but us motherfucikers, we never frown see we always sit down, see? listening eventually giving in "will you fuck off right now please?" but only in pm pretending we're still so Zen Green, Blue, Red, fucking say it again We're the PO-LICE the bees knees fucking covered in honies and both get sticky so i don't think you're that funny picking up on my lyrical tendencies to get a little runny now cloud is fucking raining 'n this shit aint gonna be sunny I can also freestyle but it's not sweet, not so cunning it's more like me fucking you in the ass, and then cumming () STUNNING Like a blind man running retarded children too, right into my arms humming like fighting my moves slowing my groove too disabled people attacking me from the zoo ignoramus escaped animals driving insane, us trusting our brains and running into my anus i'm losing it arent I? losing my brain and it's quite painless losing my shame, and it's really quite aimless but tame is keeping me caged in i think i've had enough of rapping this day, and and and and and fuck it. Vira: To the west, to the east, Here them chanting from across the sea, Never thought you’d hear a rhyme from me Got tension coursing through my shoulders, Here’s hoping I can move some boulders. I’ll give a shot, not much that I got. Not my best plot. Like the rest of you, Hope this’ll do, 'Cause now I’m through. (Done....) give it* Danger: Danger drops it like it's hot. picks it up like Snoop Dogg. DOGGGY STYLE 'Mkay I'm just gonna sorta roam here, folks. Cover a lot of ground, break in these new soles. you know how you get those looks When you're out in the mall, looking at books About erotic sex encounters and howto please your woman? Yeah, of course you don't, you're a fucking whoreman. See, down here in the South, We make women use their mouth For things other than common speaking, you see. Like eating sweet potato pie and drinking ice tea? What? What'd you think I was gonna say? blowjobs? Cocksucking? What, are you gay? Sheesh, man, blowjobs are for fags. real men fuck pies, and sheep in the crags. You know why the Scots wear kilts 'stead of pants? The Irish say it's the sheep, but that's just one stance really it's because Scotsmen have balls too big for your pussy trou These boys need breathing room, oh and how! Just ask your mom, your sisters too, They'll tell you we're biger than the zebra at the zoo. how they know, I didn't want to ask... But hell, it's not my place to take them to task. If your sis likes that sort of thing, it's fine by me.. I hear it runs in your twisted family. Nah, I kid, you guys are cool as hell. wait, no, Kiza's gonna say how gay that is, you smell! You think I should stop, but I'm not done yet... I've got a few more lines, then i'll leave, fun chat. First there's some stuff I just gotta adress... Like why the hell ClouD's pink, c'mon, confess. you wanna be Mark75, don't you, Jake? It's a shame, I thought you were coler than that abominable fake. cooler* Gender misplacement, everybody on DV's got it.... Except me and DuB, we're men an' we flaunt it. Kiza's a homo, that much is plain.. His homo-erotic insults turn him on, I'm afraid. Vira, she's too cool for us geks, geeks* But she hangs out with us anyway, and calls us freaks. Shades, he thinks he's cool, with his sunglasses and rifle. Meh, he's okay, but his bullet? A trifle. Yeah, I just said he's got a small penis. You heard me, that's right, what a fetus. Lwet's see, who'd I leave out? Oh, Psylis, barely worth talking about. He's drunk or he's high, dunno which, Does it really matter? He's such a little bitch... That's all you guys, named and pwnd, Time to get this chat renamed...and rezoned. We'll call it Danger's House of Own. Psylis: *snatches the mic from MOS* "named and pwned" motherfucker chill out, cause bitch it's on. I seen harder people than you in my looses of stools everything was cool, but now you can suck my tool. your rhymes are feather weight at best you're softer than hippo's upper right breast don't interupt now, cause you know you're not ready I'm about to start some night mares like my name was freddy if you added up my styles you get one hundered and two you popped off first, but now i'm doing the gunning i pull your skin fuck off and leave your skeleton running cunning you're not, son, you're not the shit you couldn't beat me if i was your dick you're tripple a trying to step up to the pros but i'll chop you up and have you fed to the crows they'll probably throw it up cause the don't like pork and the news will show report how i did this shit for sport your father should've pulled out and saved us some time then we woudln't have heard that wack ass rhyme yeah i had to do it, and pop your little bubble and i'll make you burry yourself with your own shovel. *throws the mic down* Danger: I want to reply, to this shoddy guy. Hey there, son, how you doin' tonight? I'd hit you a lick, but you'd be out like a light And that's no fun, I want to conscious you* While I mentally rape you, pseudo-obnoxious. You think you're so hot, a flame, burning up But you couldn't get it up if Jessica Alba lifted her skirt. Incompetent? Nah, just impotent. A few cards short of a straight, already spent. Like a bad check, all you do is bounce. All you've got is words, you cheap flounce. Think you can take me on, punk? I got news for you; you got no spunk. You're a limp barrel that shoots only blanks. My metaphrical cannon blows through tanks.

[ClouD]

Oh and I have some saved from last night from when I entered too: Spoiler for chat lawgs: [Man of Steel] 4:57 pm: My name's Steel, I'm a terrible rapper, I eat Ding Dongs and throw away the wrapper. I have big balls, but they're always sweaty, My rhymes suck; they're all tore up like confetti. [Man of Steel] 4:58 pm: Also, I did your mom last night. [ClouD] 4:59 pm: ok ok check tha flowwwwwww, i'm readyuuuuu [ClouD] 5:00 pm: you're fast, but not so fast [ClouD] 5:00 pm: that i can't catch [ClouD] 5:00 pm: what you're saying is degrading to my values at that [ClouD] 5:00 pm: a heart attack is what you're giving me, mister fat-cat [ClouD] 5:01 pm: so get the doc to shoot me up, 'cuz i'm losing it stat [ClouD] 5:01 pm: losing the things that used to be using me, crap [ClouD] 5:01 pm: my mind is musing over doing what i thought use to be rap [ClouD] 5:02 pm: that's now turning into some strange lyrical version of snap [ClouD] 5:02 pm: who's the fastest person to slam their lyrics down at [ClouD] 5:02 pm: the table, looking at you looking inable [ClouD] 5:02 pm: i'm playing, not a sweat was breaking, I'm fabled [ClouD] 5:02 pm: maybe you've heard of the guy with two staples [ClouD] 5:03 pm: stuck in his head, pinning up dicks scribbled in red [ClouD] 5:03 pm: and I'm running from labels [ClouD] 5:03 pm: like gay or bisexual [ClouD] 5:03 pm: but without I can't determine my left from right testicle [ClouD] 5:03 pm: so I'm looking at you MoS and you're bursting my dick vessels [ClouD] 5:03 pm: are you s, b, or g, because this tension is rising in levels [ClouD] 5:03 pm: this sexual tension, semen retention device, is getting so hard, somebody get me some ice [ClouD] 5:04 pm: i'm running out of ideas, but let's not end it so soon [ClouD] 5:04 pm: answer me that question, which are you? [ClouD] 5:04 pm: certainly not straight, and i draw little toons [ClouD] 5:04 pm: like bending you over and making you swoon [ClouD] 5:04 pm: and I don't know what that means, i'm just filling up room [ClouD] 5:04 pm: up and down the flow goes, and i think i'm losing my groove [ClouD] 5:05 pm: for now i'll pass on the mic, because i don't have a next move [ClouD] 5:05 pm: but at least now you've all heard some of my limmerick tunes.............. [Xox] 5:08 pm: hello kids, i cant rhyme for shit [Xox] 5:09 pm: i am just here doing a hit but mostly a miss [Xox] 5:09 pm: i think you are all quite superb, even the ones who suck [Xox] 5:09 pm: and I don't mind the factKiza fucked a duck [Xox] 5:09 pm: uhm yeah, I am really that BAD [Xox] 5:10 pm: but that is not what is sad [Xox] 5:10 pm: when I was young I learned a lot og words that rhyme -ad [Xox] 5:10 pm: matter of fact I learned it from dr. suess [Xox] 5:11 pm: speaking of, yesterday I showed Kiza a goose [Xox] 5:11 pm: and unfortunately I am running out of things to say [Xox] 5:11 pm: so I will step out of the real rappers' way [metcalfracing] 5:13 pm: I’m down and dirty [metcalfracing] 5:13 pm: I rap this shit up [metcalfracing] 5:14 pm: And yo sis’ll get flirty [metcalfracing] 5:14 pm: You can touch my shit, roll too smooth [metcalfracing] 5:14 pm: Just take yo hips and make ya move [metcalfracing] 5:14 pm: I play it straight, my rap great [metcalfracing] 5:14 pm: I'll teach you all to aprieciate [Once upon a time, there was a girl named Rupert.]: metcalfracing has left at 5:14 pm [Flavour of Night] 5:18 pm: ClouD calls it rapping [Flavour of Night] 5:18 pm: Looks to me like he's fapping [Flavour of Night] 5:19 pm: His rhymes ain't hot.. like a one-man money-shot [Flavour of Night] 5:19 pm: So sit right down, shut yer mouth. [Flavour of Night] 5:19 pm: We'll show you how it's done right down south. [Flavour of Night] 5:20 pm: fuck it.. I lost interest. [ClouD] 5:22 pm: this one-man money shot, will snap off your shit into six cocks, sucking and fucking and eating till his dick gets blocked [ClouD] 5:22 pm: then he'll take your mouth and use it like a sock, and by him i'm referring to myself not zocks [ClouD] 5:22 pm: you want flavour of night, i'll give you flavour rape, bitch get some more ice [Danger] 5:24 pm: You talk about rapping, fapping, like it's some big consternation. [Danger] 5:24 pm: Does it really matter? I call mental mastrubation. [Danger] 5:24 pm: Danger is as Danger does, and Danger does the ladies hard [Danger] 5:25 pm: I'm a swinger, a hitter, a badass player; a card. [Danger] 5:26 pm: I take out your moms, your sisters, and your cousin from Cali [Danger] 5:27 pm: I love 'em and leave 'em, but I did like your Aunt Sally. [Danger] 5:27 pm: We had a thing, in other words a fling [Danger] 5:28 pm: But then she got nekkid and I found out what made him swing. [Danger] 5:28 pm: Your anut was an uncle, what a twisted family tree. [Danger] 5:28 pm: I brought out my baseball bat and busted his left knee. [Danger] 5:29 pm: Now my rhymes are faltering, my flow is getting slow. [Danger] 5:29 pm: My blows are weakening, but I'm still the star of the show. Some fun shit.

[Kiza]

What the fuck man, you didn't even publish mine and that was the best one.

[ClouD]

What the fuck man, you didn't even publish mine and that was the best one. Oh I was just saving the obvious best till last: Kiza: I don't know how to rap so I'm just going to say crap about stuff Kiza: I have a jacket on, it is a nice jacket Kiza: would you like to see my jacket Kiza: I just rhymed jacket with jacket three time in a row CoLd BlooDed: jacket, racket, attacked it CoLd BlooDed: lacked shit Kiza: ATTACKED IT Kiza: lacked shit Kiza: jacket Kiza: jacket Kiza: jacket Kiza: ANd that's it Kiza: BEST. RAP. EVER

[Kiza]

You better believe it.

[AmazeO XD]

Sometimes I wonder where I'm at when this stuff is happening.

[Jeff777]

Sometimes I wonder where I'm at when this stuff is happening. We usually wait until you're offline before we start. j/k

[Jeff777]

Wow guys, I read a lot of this and they're realy good...though I must admit...one did make me laugh out loud till I cried...really. ClouD: all i see is... ClouD: just a katana? ClouD: come on man - you should try harder ClouD: i know what i'll wash your filthy mouth out with ClouD: my semen, see men? this is a demon ClouD: c to the l to the p - e - e - enis ClouD: so stop stealing my freedoms and i'll stop selling you evil ClouD: little lines that show that i'm sealing the deal with, everybody on Dreaming - ClouD: views, out of your ears and into my mouth ClouD: or maybe the other way, like you do it down south ClouD: and now, i've run out of lines to cut out, abruptly cut and retard to then strut ClouD: so shout out, and let me hear you rise up ClouD: the end of my corny rhymes cuz my times up ClouD: oh NO i rhymed up with up ClouD: oh well. ClouD: the end

[CoLd BlooDed]

Awesome, ClouD, thanks for being the record-keeper this time. Good job everyone! ...and holy shit, how much longer did you guys go on after I left?

[no-Name]

Hah, that's awesome... Sucks I missed it. D:

[slayer]

I think I did a pretty good job >_>

[dreamingofdreaming]

SLAYER you're next....

[Jeff777]

I want to battle slayer

[slayer]

Thanks but I'll pass >_>

[AURON]

Awesome, ClouD, thanks for being the record-keeper this time. Good job everyone! ...and holy shit, how much longer did you guys go on after I left? I think it didn't stop until around an hour after the server reset.

[Man of Steel]

Edited for formatting, hope you don't mind, ClouD. Makes it look pretty!

[CoLd BlooDed]

That's AWESOME. I'm so glad we started this. (MoS, I'm still waiting for that PM... ) And yay for ClouD making it colourful. Sick flow by the way, I enjoyed the one you had before Vira. See you all soon.

[ClouD]

Edited for formatting, hope you don't mind, ClouD. Makes it look pretty! I'd never mind you touching my...posts. ;D And yay for ClouD making it colourful. That was MoS actually.

[CoLd BlooDed]

WHATEVER. God!

[Jeff777]

Jeff guitarboy wants to hear raps but doesn't want to spit You'd think the guy is obviously a giant pussy with a dick the size of a clit Step up to the mic boy, don't be scared Or I WILL share with everyone the fact you perm your pubic hair I'll twitter DV'ers and let them know you sprinkle glitter on your balls To give it that sheen, to give it that glow. Raps over Guitarboy Jeff makes me sad, but I do freestyle so bad, cause my beat is whack I can't rap, I'll stick to my rock, with myvery large cock, and i can't rhyme for shit, so I give the mic to kiza Jeff Someone get off the sidelines pickup the mic and GO Or are all of you spineless guitarboy like tricks with no flow? Oneironauts not here so bitches you're stuck with me Raping your eyeballs with text from a badass emcee Be like me is what you want to do, battle YOU is what I'm wanting to Here's another line or two, time to sweep up when I'm done with you Man Of Steel I'm a rock hard superhero, a man with style... Invincible, subtle, leaving no room for denial. I'm like a hack attack, a server reset in words, A knack for flaq, I've got rhymes like swords. Two-edged, like the angels of Revelations, They'll slice you and dice you, vicious litigations. My rhyme is unfaltering; unfathomable; Your flow is sad, ridiclous like your Adam's Apple. Hairy and bobbing--sorta like your mom, Bobbing in the bay in the middle of the storm. Hey, look, the sharks are coming to feast, There's 666, the number of the Beast. They flock to the blood, the smell of blonde and dumb... Your dad should used a freaking condom. [Man of Steel] 1:01 am: There. Guitarboy Everyone has to go, interupting my flow with their incomprhensible rap, my mind is stuck in the trap of words spat like a mutt, all these 10 dollar words suck cunt cause it's easier to say some shit then to get in a fight, cause ill rip yah tits off and even though you're pretty fast, I'll stil rip your larnyx out your ass spockman Wastin' yo evenings on DV Chat. Ya'll are stuck on the internet cause nunya can rap! Out in the real world, yo' lryics fall flat! Yo aint making big-time, your beats are too whack. Intention-inflection, you cant get it across. Over a V bulletin your tunes they are lost. You are takin' advantage of the lack of reality- your raps are too soft! Yep, I said it boy. Watcha gonna do? Don't try and act all coy, (I think that means being a foo'. Or something. I'm not really sure.) LifeStandStill ive been gone for a long while but now im back , time to kick some fuckin ass all you boys are tryin to impress, but we all know girls do it best so putcha peepees back in yalls pants, while LSS does her dance. I may not think fast, or use big fancy words but i think i gots a lotta potential, so fuck whatcha heard. Jeff777 Pretty face, nice eyes and the brown skin I got girls staring at me like I'm in a benz 6 pack abs ripped out summer time Kid doesn't pull nickels only the fine dimes MoS coming with his 5 minute intermediate raps Kick that shit back man I just took a nap metcal bitching cause he want his turn School's first bitch grab a pencil and learn I earned the title be called a pro Just ask oneironaut when it comes to flow And ask your girl when we're on the floor Kiza [Kiza] 1:13 am: I am rapping like some kind of machine [Kiza] 1:13 am: a very good machine that is filled with gasoline [Kiza] 1:13 am: (!) [Kiza] 1:14 am: The gasoline is made of dead bodies [Kiza] 1:14 am: because I killed them [Kiza] 1:14 am: with my fists [Kiza] 1:14 am: my big fat gay fists [Kiza] 1:14 am: THE END hellohihello Yo what's up, the name is hellohihello, Don't forget your pillow, I aint go no dimes but I got some rhymes, Just take a second and hear me out, I will make sure to give the admins a shout, You stupid piece of dirt, You worthless flirt, You aint got shit on me, You aint got shit on me, You think you're all that, You aint have a cat, Thanks for taking the time, To read this rhyme. metcalfracing metcalfracing] 1:15 am: What’s up with all this crap? [metcalfracing] 1:15 am: My name is fuckin Metcalf [metcalfracing] 1:16 am: I could rap in my sleep or in a fuckin bubble bath [metcalfracing] 1:16 am: All these tricks getting jealous at my rappin ability [metcalfracing] 1:16 am: I’m crappin hostility [metcalfracing] 1:16 am: My rhyme is so fresh, y’all just stand there lookin silly [metcalfracing] 1:16 am: My beat is infamous [metcalfracing] 1:16 am: It’s a Sinful premise [metcalfracing] 1:16 am: Up in the club with me [metcalfracing] 1:16 am: I’ll make you Bend [metcalfracing] 1:17 am: you must [metcalfracing] 1:17 am: and thats word SomeDreamsGuy [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:23 am: Yo Yo [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:23 am: my name's SDG [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:23 am: hackin' and crackin' you see [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:23 am: dwelling in my basement with my windows PC [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:23 am: kiza is a fag [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:24 am: he always interrupts and has terrible lag [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:24 am: MoS is a homo [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:24 am: He's just an average joe [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:24 am: he thinks he's made of steel but he's not (we all know) [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:24 am: I don't know who metcal is but he's always in chat [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:24 am: I don't have a word that ryhmes so now i will just say "cat" [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:25 am: slayer's a queer, he's not here so I can say it [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:25 am: all his fucking catgirls that he wants to molest [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:25 am: if he had a catgirl contest he'd win, no contest [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:25 am: and now my ryhmes are wearing thin [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:25 am: so [StrangeDreamsGuy] 1:25 am: -Fin LifeStandStill I think I'm gettin better at this rappin thing think I'll go out and buy me some bling Then I'll come back and drop some bombs I aint sellin no bricks and I damn sure aint a trick So go away with yalls tiny little dicks (tehe.) Out in Da Bangem, the 904, yall dont know nothin Bout that hustle and flow, so bitches get on yo' knees and gimme yo money, cause dis white girl is feelin a lil hungry. hellohihello Yo MoS rap made me want to take a nap, He made me tired like my cat sleeping on my lap, He aint got no rhymes, he aint no skills, To get an erection he has to take pills, Now my cat is staring at me like what is going on, I don't know what to say, perhaps you moron? Kiza hates me, I love him though, He is pretty hot from head to toe, Just kidding he rides some brumbies throughout the outback, he better be careful before that kangaroos attack, Now I am rapping like I never rapped before, I am on dv chat, what will they say, what do they think, the truth is I love them all, no matter how tall. Akono [Akono] 1:34 am: i'm tired of these people that wanna doubt me [Akono] 1:35 am: they need to take off the gloves and 12 round bout me [Akono] 1:35 am: they don't even know about me [Akono] 1:35 am: we're perfect strangers like omegling balky [Akono] 1:35 am: i get so rodwy when the crowd starts corwding [Akono] 1:36 am: and my name stays in orange cause i'm good at WILDing [Akono] 1:36 am: plus i spit flows like a automatic fountain [Akono] 1:36 am: and then i threw the wise man right off the mountain [Akono] 1:37 am: your days were numbered, but i lost count an [Akono] 1:37 am: stopped counting [Akono] 1:37 am: and delegated it to my smart accountant [Akono] 1:37 am: ALL KAPS LOCKS LIKE A BITCH SHOUTIN

[CoLd BlooDed]

I'm extremely impressed with Akono, StrangeDreamsGuy, and LSS. Sorry I missed out.

[ClouD]

Akono's few finishing lines are nice. Everyone did good, shame I wasn't there. :x

[hellohihello]

oo I am mentioned <33

[AURON]

i think there was a session tonight too....but i missed out on it i was hoping someone would've pasted it.

[Man of Steel]

I thought I'd grabbed a few others as well, but here's mine at least: Mark75 hands MoS a lit stick of dynamite. Thanks bro. Mark75: It's not very sensitive. You have to hold it close to your face or no one will hear you. Man of Steel wonders why there is a burning fuse instead of a wire. Man of Steel puts it out and grabs the mic when Mark isn't looking. My rhetoric is dulled by chronic insomnia, But verbose and voracious are my beats, crazy like Lumiya. Yeah, I know, you're going, "Who the hell is Lumiya?" She was a badass Sith in the Legacy of the Force series. Star Wars, yep, you caught me--I'm addicted to Han Solo, but I fear he's-- Shit, my Millennium Falcon just fell from my skyhook and smashed on my floor! My poster of Aayla Secura is still up, though, that sexy *****. I got a thing for Twi'Leks, I guess, I dunno, the way they dress. Blue skin is so eighties, but DAYUM, what ladies! Chewie's my home-boy, y'know, good ol' Peter Mayhew.... He's taller than Bruce Spence, and British as pay-per-view. Heh, that made no sense, it's cool though. The Ewoks are here now, played me for a fool, so- I'm hanging upside down, typing from a net. Who knew the little rascals baited traps with OT Boxed Sets? In a minutes, Threepio will subdue them for me, His Golden God routine never did threaten to bore me. Did Luke just kiss his sister? Ew, she's Han's, man... And there's Artoo, gotta love that rolling coffee can. But wait--I forgot the battle! Somehing something something baby rattle! What's the usual? Oh yeah, your mom, something about cattle. CoLd BlooDed: WHY DON'T YOU GO TATTLE I love your sister, but my Star is shining bright over there, this night... CoLd BlooDed: I'M THE KING OF YOUR CASTLE So I'm not at liberty to comment about the way she held me tight. Spockman, the little twit, he's trying to diss me! Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss my Wookiee! I'm not done, son, I'm rambling and rhyming! Rapping my arse off, while you're being a little two-timing. Crappy bastard, you're a big fat meanie. Your mother was a hamster and I'm done NOW, Fini! And spockman's: Hehe. Aayla Secura. Can't beat that. I like twi'leks too, 'specially when thery're fat. Like jabba the hut- that alien smut- I'd prefer that she'd be clean though, not some Exchange hooker slut. Yeah, I ain't no big fan of galactic pirates. I especially hate that frikkin' syndicate. That's right boys, I brought up an Orion. Don't look at me like that, I can see ya'll sighing. 'Spockman changes from Star wars to Star Trek. Who would've guessed? Man, I woulda' placed a bet!' But come on yo, phasers are better than blasters! And we all know that next to lightspeed, Warp drive is much faster! Come on, Enterprise versus an imperial cruiser? Federation makes the Empire on giant bruiser. Teleporters, replicators, tech stuff to die for! Come on, the Gungans are nothing but an eyesore. Vibroswords suck! Don’t get mad, I aint’ mocking. But just look to the physics backed by Stephen Hawking!