Hehe, today I found out that you can buy a 1x1 foot chunk of land in scotland for £29.00 and you get to call yourself lord or lady of Glencairn. I dunno, I thought it was funny and cool to be able to put lord or lady in front of your name instead of mr or ms or whatever. Would probably be a good gift idea.

Lord Or Lady Land

Think of something like this; LORD APHIUS.

Has a nice ring to it.