Amphibolies

[Oneironaut Zero]

Ok, I StumbleUpon'd this, not too long ago, and thought it was hilarious. Before now, I'd never really known what amphibolies are, but I hear them all the time. Some of these are just priceless... Amphibolies Amphibolies are syntactically ambiguous, meaning you can read them in more than one way. Drunk gets nine months in violin case Farmer bill dies in house iraqi head seeks arms prostitutes appeal to pope British left waffles on falkland islands Lung cancer in women mushrooms Teacher strikes idle kids Enraged cow injures farmer with axe Miners refuse to work after death Stolen painting found by tree Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter Never withhold herpes infection from loved one Kids make nutritious snacks Lansing residents can drop off trees Local high school dropouts cut in half Hospital sued by seven foot doctors New vaccine may contain rabies Include your children when baking cookies http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/amphib.html How many more of these can you guys find and/or come up with??

[AURON]

bears aware of dangers sea hawks can present

[Xei]

Mysterious constipation pandemic solved; doctor works it all out using just a pencil.

[Snowboy]

I see what you did there.

[Oneironaut Zero]

Lmao, Xei.