Seeker and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

[Seeker]

You've all probably read Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day If not take a quick look at the above link. What I would like to do is to write something like that, but related to Dreamviews and Lucid dreaming. Lets really try to make it classy, I've always enjoyed that story, it always makes me grin when I'm feeling down. I think we have all had enough negative experiences that we should be able to come up with some really great stuff. I'll move it to Memorable if it's good enough. We can add stuff about false awakenings, getting kicked from chat, hackers, naps, HI, WILD. Remember run on sentances and every other line ends with "I think I'll move to Australia" I'll start: I went to sleep with the phone off the hook, now it doesn't work anymore and I cannot log onto Dreamviews and I'm really worried because we are having problems with spambots again and I just woke up again and realized that the phone not working was a false awakening, but the phone still doesn't work and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. [/b]

[jacobo]

at the breakfast club nina found a dancing orange in her cereal box and howetzer found a bottle of dom perignon in his cereal box but in my breakfast cereal box all i found was breakfast cereal and a body. i think i'll scatter to australia.[/b]

[Fetish]

on the trip to the international Lucid dreaming convention Mr.Seeker let truthbearer have a seat next to the plane window. OpheliaBlue and CT got a seat next to the window too. I said I was starting to convulse. I said, i might die. No on even awnsered the plane crashed in front of the convention everyone but me survived but mebut it was a FA because i wasnt invited to go to the convention . I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible no good, very bad day.[/b]

[Kaniaz]

Dude GWP just killed the main story character.

[Seeker]

yeah, GWP, please clean it up a little, it should also be written in first person form. Needs to be a bunch of little problems that need to pile up and contribute to a really bad day. The character needs to survive long enough to go to bed and have dreaming problems as well.

[OpheliaBlue]

HAHA I loved that book. My mom read it to me alot. lol adidas "scatter"

[nina]

I was just mucking around with some friends in chat when all of a sudden Kaniaz came in and started causing problems. The title changed to profanity...text flying across the screen....name changers and disappearing reappearing people!! Then suddenly everything stopped! The chat broke...and I knew it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day [/b]

[Seeker]

Yeah Nina! That's the idea!

[Amethyst Star]

I got up this morning only to find that the ladder to my bunk-bed had been stolen so I feel off and hit my head, ending up in the hospital, not getting released until my parents signed release forms, and coming back to DV only to find it had been a dream and waking up with a desire to swim to Australia.[/b] (I don't quite know what inspired this, but it has "Australia" in it)

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Well, I slept through my alarm this morning and missed my first class, was late to my second class in which I had a huge test I was utterly unprepared for, then I walked all the way back to my dorm only to realize that I was late for a meeting to which I rushed over so quickly to I forgot to bring an umbrella and got caught in the rain on the way back from and when I went back to DV I saw that the chat was broken, my RP was ruined, my boyfriend was upset about me partaking in the ritual DV gender-switch and wanted to break up with me and then my adoptees ran away...and I had the desire to follow them, sprinting off in the general vicinity of Australia.[/b]

[Aphius]

There were two lucid dreams that Seeker had, OpheliaBlue got a lucid dream with flying and dinosaurs and Kaniaz's mother gave him a Novadreamer with penguins on it. Guess whose brain forgot to realise he was dreaming? It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. [/b]

[Peregrinus]

After the chat broke and I finished cursing at it, I got ready to meet my carpool and stood outside and watched the school bus go by and laughed at the kids on the cheese wagon who don't have friends with cars and waited some more for almost an hour before I realized that I don't have friends with cars, either, or a carpool and had only dreamed I did the night before. *I did a reality check hoping I was still dreaming, but I couldn't breathe when I pinched my nose and now I'd missed the bus and missed my test and I new then that it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.[/b]

[irishcream]

i was having a lucid dream, but everything was going wrong, and then i woke up, and found that actually, i wasn't dreaming, this was real life. then when i got to work i slipped on a wet floor and broke my ankle. I tried to phone mum but the phones had been cut off by a computer virus, and she went mad when she found out i'd broken my ankle. I also discovered that my boyfriend was a lying cheat. i suddenly realised that this was going to be a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad day, and that when it was over, i was getting on the first plane to australia.

[cooter]

Well, I was having an awesome dream that got killed by my alarm which my brother had turned up to a shattering screach by my evil brother and then I went to have breakfast and there was brown stuff in the cerial and I started to get dressed and my socks smelled funny and I was out of deoderand and it was athletics day and I realised I was late so I missed the bus and got on the late bus and just as I sat down I realised that I had no money to get home. Australia is full of retards so I'm on the first flight to Canada[/b] You do know that I am just joking about the retarded Australians? Right? Uh-oh.