Thread: Sooo... What's your favourite male body, ladies and gentlemen?

Originally Posted by Keresztanya

None of them, really. I like skinny boy-ish type guys, preferably with no chest/stomach/armpit hair.

Do the guys your age not even have armpit hair yet? tehehe

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Do the guys your age not even have armpit hair yet? tehehe

most 17 year old guys have armpit hair, from what I've seen v_v

Originally Posted by Keresztanya

most 17 year old guys have armpit hair, from what I've seen v_v

I've closely resembled a brownbear since the age of 16. What do you ladies think about that? Is it really that bad? I'm not going to shave/wax. You think I could get a girlfriend if I did?

I shave off my chest, stomach, armpit, and leg hair.


But then again I also dress up as a girl.

Oh well

Originally Posted by slayer

I shave off my chest, stomach, armpit, and leg hair.


But then again I also dress up as a girl.

Oh well

Pics.

That is all.


Also, if I dressed up as a girl I would shave too.

^ http://www.dreamviews.com/f48/tell-m...essing-112734/
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You're welcome, ladies.

I got 44 seconds in and im drinking and that is FUCKING HILARIOUS. LOL. Not hot though, I guess i prefer skinnier guys, not too 'buff', maybe more bony, I used to hate any muscle at all but like 'some' now in the last couple years. Maybe it has to do with age.. ANd I don't like guys who look too 'perfect' like the ones most other girls have been pasting. But we're talking about LOOKS. I don't actually care much about looks, while actually being attracted to a guy. I've liked fat hideous guys, etc. Because it depends a lot on personality, how close I am to them, how their minds seem. Appearance affects how I perceive some random guy I know nothing about walking down the street, but once I know them well, I can like guys of almost any appearance as long as I like how their minds seem.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

I got 44 seconds in and im drinking and that is FUCKING HILARIOUS. LOL. Not hot though, I guess i prefer skinnier guys, not too 'buff', maybe more bony, I used to hate any muscle at all but like 'some' now in the last couple years. Maybe it has to do with age.. ANd I don't like guys who look too 'perfect' like the ones most other girls have been pasting. But we're talking about LOOKS. I don't actually care much about looks, while actually being attracted to a guy. I've liked fat hideous guys, etc. Because it depends a lot on personality, how close I am to them, how their minds seem. Appearance affects how I perceive some random guy I know nothing about walking down the street, but once I know them well, I can like guys of almost any appearance as long as I like how their minds seem.

Dianeva! Drinking? I must reality check.

Those guys are just embarrassing themselves

Originally Posted by Vertebrate

I've closely resembled a brownbear since the age of 16. What do you ladies think about that? Is it really that bad? I'm not going to shave/wax. You think I could get a girlfriend if I did?

Some girls are indifferent about hair, some prefer it. I prefer a guy to have a hairy chest rather than a shaved chest. There's nothing worse than laying down with your man and having to put your head on this stubble. It's terrible and itchy and will give your cheek a rash. Also, I love twirling chest hair around with my fingers. No chest hair would probably make me a little sad.

Wax it

Honestly, whatever is natural looks best. Too big muscles are probably the least attractive body type for me. (the sort of guys who live on whey protein and compare who's the "biggest" amongst friends..yuck)

Body hair is attractive because it's natural. But if a guy really wants to shave it for some reason, then it's not really a big deal. (Some shave body parts for athletic reasons) Anyway that's kind of going off on a tangent.. Basically any guy's natural body shape coupled with some degree of healthy working out. That is to say, no excess fat, and it should look like he takes care of body...at the very least healthy looking. Beer bellies are very unattractive btw.

Originally Posted by Xox

Body hair is attractive because it's natural.

Although on women, any hair besides that that's on the head isn't attractive (in the society I live in, at least).

Originally Posted by Xox

Honestly, whatever is natural looks best. Too big muscles are probably the least attractive body type for me. (the sort of guys who live on whey protein and compare who's the "biggest" amongst friends..yuck)

Body hair is attractive because it's natural. But if a guy really wants to shave it for some reason, then it's not really a big deal. (Some shave body parts for athletic reasons) Anyway that's kind of going off on a tangent.. Basically any guy's natural body shape coupled with some degree of healthy working out. That is to say, no excess fat, and it should look like he takes care of body...at the very least healthy looking. Beer bellies are very unattractive btw.

fuck that noise. what's natural? are things made by humans supposedly unnatural? surely you're not throwing out all of evolution with that thought process.

I'LL FIGHT YOU

Originally Posted by no-Name

fuck that noise. what's natural? are things made by humans supposedly unnatural? surely you're not throwing out all of evolution with that thought process.

I'LL FIGHT YOU

No. Who said that. Not me. Did I? Jeez. We're talking about ideal. If we want to get down to nitty gritty, the ideal body type would be whatever the guy who I actually like wants. Whatever he's comfortable with or strives for. The physical is only so significant, right? Although the reasoning behind what he strives for is something curious.....

anyway im pretty drunk so sowwy if this dun make sense

Originally Posted by Xox

No. Who said that. Not me. Did I? Jeez. We're talking about ideal. If we want to get down to nitty gritty, the ideal body type would be whatever the guy who I actually like wants. Whatever he's comfortable with or strives for. The physical is only so significant, right? Although the reasoning behind what he strives for is something curious.....

anyway im pretty drunk so sowwy if this dun make sense

that makes more sense. but you worded it as if you thought shaving, or unusual limbs might be unnatural
when this obviously isn't the case
I haven't used this emoticon in a long time

Originally Posted by Xox

anyway im pretty drunk so sowwy if this dun make sense

I made a few posts drunk yesterday. It was a relief for once to not feel the need to rewrite what I say, reword it, etc, until a post as long as this one ends up taking like 4 minutes to write.

I feel like getting drunk and posting something, but unfortunately I'm underage and it's only 4:50pm...

Originally Posted by Raspberry

I feel like getting drunk and posting something, but unfortunately I'm underage and it's only 4:50pm...

As if that matters.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

As if that matters.

Are you advocating that a 15 year old girl get drunk? As a man of his own morals I would say that drunk girls are definitely not my type. When I was in high school I stayed as far away from the drinking parties as I could.

Originally Posted by Vertebrate

Are you advocating that a 15 year old girl get drunk? As a man of his own morals I would say that drunk girls are definitely not my type. When I was in high school I stayed as far away from the drinking parties as I could.

Your avatar is ironic now.

Guys guys guys, it was a joke, I'm not a drinker. I only every drink at celebrations and to be honest I'm such a lightweight I can't even handle one beer.

hahaha this thread sorta got off track didn't it

I like young Leonardo DiCaprio


but I like this too James Franco

^I'd like this when I was that age, I'd prefer a bit skinnier at the lower torso though.

I wish I could find a picture of a male body that I actually find ideal now. I don't know of enough celebrities though, so I don't know where to look for pictures. The most important thing for me is that the guy is close to my age. I'm barely able to find attractiveness in guys who are more than +-2 or 3 years.

I guess the guys in this Calvin Klein ad look pretty good to me, especially the one below her on the couch.

Colin Farrell


Cillian Murphy


Hayden Christensen


Jared Leto