365 days w/o Jerking Off: A self control challenge

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Originally Posted by tommo

I can't bring myself to like that post.

You did well anyway, man.

So did you actually jerk it, or were you so horny that rubbing soap down there set you off?
Was it good? The best you've had?

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I jerked off my friend, and no, it wasn't really the best one i've had. In fact, it was probably the worst. Well, technically, it's good. But knowing that i'm in an oath makes me feel bad about jerking off. Plus, it was yellow 0__0 , no need worry though, after a couple of research, it turns out to be all this vitamins i had that piled up inside my balls.

Aww D: Oh well, 42 days isn't bad for someone who found it hard right from day 1 is it? You can always start again if you want ;) Game over, but you did get a new personal highscore! Congratz!

I'm kind of disappointed. I'm sure if you've just pushed a little longer it would have gotten easier.

Oh well, I guess it's up to me now to go for full 365 days! Yaaa!!

I've been feeling really great today BTW, with a permasmile on my face and just finding everything funny.

Still, after nearly full 43 days I've never experienced wet dreams or hell, I even have not have any sexually oriented dreams during the whole time.

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Originally Posted by weakamon

I jerked off my friend, and no, it wasn't really the best one i've had. In fact, it was probably the worst. Well, technically, it's good. But knowing that i'm in an oath makes me feel bad about jerking off. Plus, it was yellow 0__0 , no need worry though, after a couple of research, it turns out to be all this vitamins i had that piled up inside my balls.

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Every time I read your post and see those first five words...I know what you meant, but in my mind I imagine you giving someone else a handy.

Sorry this happened. Still, congratulations on 42.

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Now you can go back to living a healthy life with lots of orgasms.

We all believe in you Jakro!

And um.... sorry you jerked off Weakamon :hug:

Don't torture yourselves like this. It is not healthy.

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Originally Posted by Spyguy

Aww D: Oh well, 42 days isn't bad for someone who found it hard right from day 1 is it? You can always start again if you want ;) Game over, but you did get a new personal highscore! Congratz!

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Thanks i guess :D

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Originally Posted by Jakro

I'm kind of disappointed. I'm sure if you've just pushed a little longer it would have gotten easier.

Oh well, I guess it's up to me now to go for full 365 days! Yaaa!!

I've been feeling really great today BTW, with a permasmile on my face and just finding everything funny.

Still, after nearly full 43 days I've never experienced wet dreams or hell, I even have not have any sexually oriented dreams during the whole time.

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Yeah I know, I'm also disappointed to what happened :shakehead: . Anyway, I guess the stage is now yours :bluesmile:

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Originally Posted by Pensive Patrick

Now you can go back to living a healthy life with lots of orgasms.

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Hopefully...

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Originally Posted by Solarflare

We all believe in you Jakro!

And um.... sorry you jerked off Weakamon :hug:

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Well, uhm, thanks. :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Burke

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Originally Posted by weakamon

On February 12 2012, Weakamon tasted
DEFEAT

February 12 2012 was a dark rainy day, the sky was gloomy, the air was chilly; there was an aura of death that day. There I was, in front of my computer, browsing stuff about catching all the original 150 pokemon and how i can become a pokemon master. Around 4:00pm, I decided to take a shower(I didn't took a shower that morning for the water was freezing cold). I prepared my underwear, t-shirt and shorts. i then went to the shower room, not expecting that it'll be the last of the challenge. I took off my dirty clothes, and turned around the valve. The water was nice, i can hear the ambient sounds inside the shower room, as well as the rumbling noise caused by the rain outside the house. I laid a thin layer of shampoo on my hands, and applied it unto my head. After that, i rinsed; my eyes came upon a white oblong like figure: soap. I took it and applied it unto my body. After a couple of sweeps around my body, i decided to apply more unto this two round-like thingies(my eyes?) and this alien-like figure(my foot?). The sweeping and the sliding continued on. The temptation was powerful, the snake said "there's nothing to lose, this is your right, nobody has the right to stop you from achieving happiness. The rat then said "this isn't the way, you have already come this far, are you gonna give up now just because of this tiny phallus you're having?". After that....

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BOOM

A powerful jab came from nowhere.....

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It's Over...

After 6 weeks, it all comes to this. With a streak of 42 days without jerking off, Weakamon made a new personal record. Who knew day 43 was the end? It made no sense, everything went smoothly that day(except for the weather), no pron was watched that day, No chick passed through the window that day. But even if i try my best to explain the cause behind my defeat, one thing is clear: It's over for Weakamon...

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A NEW HOPE

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Weakamon's human instincts might have triumphed this day, but this is not the last of Weakamon. In the distant future, a hero will rise again from the dark ashes to challenge destiny. Equipped with a better understanding and experience of the matter, it will be a great clash between control and desire, good and bad, yin and yang, light and dark. It will be a battle that is far more devastating than the one found today. Who will win?

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"...in the distant future..."

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A Small Message

To those who gave their support, I thank you for lending me some of your motivational energy, if it wasn't for you guys(and girls), i could not have reached such feat. I truly appreciate your support.

To Jakro and to the other members who are undergoing the challenge, I thank you for accompanying me in this challenge from the very start. I can see that you're very serious with this challenge. As you can see, it looks like you are on your own now. May the force be with so that you will not take the path i took which led me to my defeat. May you be successful with your two month challenge.

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Hahahah! Good job man! -high fives-
You did well :)

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Originally Posted by yuppie11975

Hahahah! Good job man! -high fives-
You did well :)

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Thanks :) . Well, i think it's supposed to be You could've done well instead of You did well

Did anyone else jerk off at the shower description, no? Ahh dammit.


(Good try weakamon, you probably had the most powerful orgasm in your life though, :P)

awwww....dammit! So I guess there is just no point for me posting this?

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day 366:

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So...does posting this on Vanentine's Day cause a problem for those in the challenge? I just want to share some Valentine's Day love.

Spoiler for Valentine's Day Motivational Image:

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Originally Posted by weakamon

I jerked off my friend, and no, it wasn't really the best one i've had. In fact, it was probably the worst. Well, technically, it's good. But knowing that i'm in an oath makes me feel bad about jerking off. Plus, it was yellow 0__0 , no need worry though, after a couple of research, it turns out to be all this vitamins i had that piled up inside my balls.

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Well shucks, now you're going to burn in hell's fire for all of eternity for invoking gods wrath.

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Originally Posted by weakamon

Thanks :) . Well, i think it's supposed to be You could've done well instead of You did well

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No, you actually DID well, I couldn't hold off for that long.

I kinda decided to take up this "challenge" one evening. I think I'm on... third day? I decided to try it out, and the next morning I found out that you failed yours. Well, 42 days I think is pretty good. I've seen quite a few threads on forums that are called something like "No fap [insert month]", so you've basically defeated any of those challenges. That is pretty well done. You were just way more ambitious, and you'll probably be able to go much farther if you decide to try again.

I don't really have any exact goal though, but I'm pretty interested in seeing what effects it'll have after a while.
And I can surf through the sexy ladies thread with no worries. Ho ho ho ho hooooo.

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Originally Posted by Maeni

I kinda decided to take up this "challenge" one evening. I think I'm on... third day? I decided to try it out, and the next morning I found out that you failed yours. Well, 42 days I think is pretty good. I've seen quite a few threads on forums that are called something like "No fap [insert month]", so you've basically defeated any of those challenges. That is pretty well done. You were just way more ambitious, and you'll probably be able to go much farther if you decide to try again.

I don't really have any exact goal though, but I'm pretty interested in seeing what effects it'll have after a while.
And I can surf through the sexy ladies thread with no worries. Ho ho ho ho hooooo.

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Excellent! Good luck on your journey :D

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Originally Posted by weakamon

Excellent! Good luck on your journey :D

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Ha, sorry you failed bud but you've still gone way longer than me. I might have to try this myself.

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Originally Posted by Tranquil Toad

day 366:

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Ewwwwwwwwww :D:D

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Originally Posted by zebrah

Ha, sorry you failed bud but you've still gone way longer than me. I might have to try this myself.

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Yeah, it was kind of a let down to my part. Thanks for the compliment though :D . Good luck on your journey.

Is it allowed to have sex (not with yourself)?

It's a no jerk-off challenge, at least for me. Not that I've had sex so far either. :P