1. Organize orgies via craigslist and xtube. Post recordings online to gain popularity. Ask ~$10 per person in service fees for lube, food, and beverages.
2. Stop paying for TV, movies, eating out, or other unneeded expenses. (It's not that bad and you get used to it, trust me.)
3. If you're female, sell your eggs (worth $8,000.) If you're male, sell your sperm.
4. Be a dominatrix.
5. Apply for federal and state grants.
6. Ruin your life by filing bankruptcy.
7. Join a war and kill innocent people for oil, I mean, kill terrorists for freedom.
8. Exaggerate your mental illness and launch a kickstarter project and claim to donate profits to mental illness research or awareness.
9. Use rule 34 to your advantage.
10. Convince yourself that using Google adsense will earn you significant amounts of money.
11. Find a productive hobby and sell on etsy.
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