Thread: The funniest joke you've ever heard

I believe they kind of look like shrimps. Only a bit larger.

Originally posted by cocoastar


I feel stupid for asking...but, what are \"prawns\"? *

http://www.dragonboat.co.nz/images/Prawn.jpg
http://www.afcd.gov.hk/fisheries/PortSurve...ana%20prawn.jpg

for dutch ppl:

http://www.mastermovies.nl/

not really a joke, but the voice-overs are soooooooooo good
be sure to check out the "star wars" and the "saving private henk" voice-overs...

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?












A: A dead baby in a clown suit!

A quote from a friend at school: This cake is like sex, except I'm getting it!

Sticking with the baby jokes........

Q. How do you get a baby out of a blender?



















A. Corn chips!


Oh so wrong......

well... if were gonna stick with Babies...

lol, this one is wrong....

Q: What's the best part about having sex with twenty-two year olds?


A: There's twenty of them.

Originally posted by CryoDragoon
for dutch ppl:

http://www.mastermovies.nl/

not really a joke, but the voice-overs are soooooooooo good
be sure to check out the "star wars" and the "saving private henk" voice-overs...

That site has some fucking hilarious stuff on it. I liked the voice over from star wars I was really laughing out loud ^___^

Better learn some dutch people ^__^

The Bishop came to visit our church last Sunday. I think he was an imposter . . . he didn't move diagonally at all.

*groan*

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Q: Why are there no Mexicans on Star Trek?

A: Because it's in the future!

(a friend of mine told that one to a kid he was meeting for the first time . . . BEFORE finding out that this kid is Mexican!! fucking hilarious!! the kid was cool and forgave him when he apologized. he didn't mean it racist-ly, just as a joke.)

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A man is trying to get to Dublin. He stops in a pub and asks, "What is the fastest way to get to Dublin?"

The old Irish man sitting at the bar drinking says, "Are you walking or driving?"

"Driving."

"Well, that's the fastest way."

Why isn't this thread sticky'ed

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss after you eat

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Two prostitutes talking in a bar.

"You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No, but I have been swung round by the tits"

Not the 'funniest', but the newest...

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

...gagged

Why haven't I seen any blonde jokes yet?

How can you tell when a blonde's having a bad day?
She has a tampon in her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Smart blondes are like UFOs.
You hear about them, but you've never actually seen any.

How do you keep a blonde occupied?
Get it?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A live one at the bottom trying to chew his way out.

A third grade teacher is teaching the class about the meaning of words. The current one being tragedy. George W. Bush walks in and is asked by the teacher if he wants to lead the leson. He agrees to and asks the class to gi ve him an example of a tragedy.
One student raises his hand and says, "If my best friend was inthe field and got run over by hid dads tractor it would be a tragedy.
Bush replies, "No, that would be an accident."
A girl raises her hand and offers, "If a school bus filled with kids went over the side of a cliff and they all died that would be a tragedy."
Bush replies, "No, that would be a great loss."
A little boy in the back says, "If you and the First Lady were in Air Force One and you go hit by a friendly fire missile and you both died, THAT would be a tragedy."
Bush exclaims, "Yes!!!!!!!!! Now, why would that be a tragedy.?"
"Because", explains the boy, "it wouldn't be a great loss and it sure as hell wouldn't be an accident either."

what's the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub?




























you can't fuck a bath tub!