"In A Cooler World"

[Inverting_world_lines]

DISCLAIMER: Ok, I know the lounge has been getting a little overrun with pointless threads, and I admit, this isn't exactly the most intellectual of threads. But try and use a little ingenuity when constructing a response, pwease? OK on a Fruity Gushers packet I saw the sayings: "In a cooler life:" You'd have a $1000 allowance every day. You'd hang out with your alien friend on the moon. This is just kid stuff right? Let's see what our intelligent DV community can come up with for things that would go on in "a cooler life." What would make life cool?

[irishcream]

erm...i'm wondering if this should be in senseless banter.... but it might be alright where it is...

[Beef Jerky]

"In A Cooler World" Everyone would be treated equal Everyone would be a super proficient natural LDer

[Unicorn]

In a cooler world We wouldn't think about whether we're dead or alive. We wouldn't think with those terms anymore.

[nesgirl119]

In a cooler world Everyone would be LDing, and would no longer insult us for doing so!

[Led]

In a cooler world, the temperature would be lower.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by ledzeppelin In a cooler world, the temperature would be lower. That would be so sweet!! In a cooler world, samples of ice cream and cookie dough could be distributed legally.

[nina]

in a cooler world...shrooms and other fun drugs would be legal Or you could just move to Thailand and buy a shroom shake.

[wasup]

Originally posted by nesgirl119 That would be so sweet!! In a cooler world, samples of ice cream and cookie dough could be distributed legally. Err I don't think you got his joke And by the way... I think your parents shelter you a bit too much... because that's already legal.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by ataraxis Err I don't think you got his joke And by the way... I think your parents shelter you a bit too much... because that's already legal. Not as far as I see it. They allow me to have all the Cookie dough I want, but the sample ladies won't let me have it, saying that I would be able to sue them if I got Samenella, so they wouldn't let me have them raw! In a cooler world, we would live in igloos.

[Liam]

Originally posted by nesgirl119 Not as far as I see it. They allow me to have all the Cookie dough I want, but the sample ladies won't let me have it, saying that I would be able to sue them if I got Samenella, so they wouldn't let me have them raw! In a cooler world, we would live in igloos. Basically because you're a minor..

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Liam Basically because you're a minor.. I am not a minor if I am going to college in August, so don't say I am! They won't do it, because they have gotten sued from 'grown people' before due to samonella. Cookie dough can cause it, but it doesn't mean it will. In a perfect world, people wouldn't call college students minors.

[Gwendolyn]

In a cooler world, they would sell LSD in any grocery store.

[wombing]

in a cooler world, humanity would have a more realisitic understanding of their relationship to the natural world and each other, repudiate (all) violence as nothing more than a vicious, mutually destructive cycle, and work collectively towards a sustainable environment in which each person has the opportunity to pursue whichever avenue of self-actualization they desire (as long as it is not at the expense of an unwilling party). in a cooler world, i'd live a hundred feet back of an unpolluted river, grow and store my own food, have a computer with access to a completely refined, mindblowingly complete wikipedia, do entheogens, and make music with my cosmic siblings whenever the spirit struck. oh, and fly around with my environmentally friendly jetpack of course

[Amethyst Star]

Originally posted by nesgirl119 In a perfect world, people wouldn't call college students minors. Minor = under 18. It doesn't matter if you're in college or not. In a cooler world, water heaters would not break and would have an endless supply of hot water for extra-long showers. In a cooler world, there would be animatronic ninjas for you to practice on and become stronger, faster, and smarter.... not real ninjas, though. They'd kill you... especially if you were a pirate. In a cooler world, you could style your hair any way you wanted without gadgets, sprays, gels, etc. You could just think it and it would happen.

[planecrash]

In a cooler life, BOTTLED WATER WOULD BE FREEEEEE. In a cooler life, strangers would hold hands. (and wash their hands frequently.) In a cooler life, my friday would be spent outside not stuck in my room waiting for a "possible", "potential" roommate that might or might not come today.

[Burns]

In a cooler world, Slow drivers will get OUT of the fast lane. That is all.

[Courtney Mae]

Originally posted by Burns In a cooler world, Slow drivers will get OUT of the fast lane. That is all. That made me laugh. I really don't know why either.

[nesgirl119]

In a cooler world Grandmas and Grandpas wouldn't drive in front of teenagers, but would take the bus instead!

[shark!]

In a cooler world I would be The Red Ranger from power rangers. And that would be my pimpin' ride...chu!

[Pastro]

omfg thats amazing shark In a cooler world I'd be done school by now

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Pastro omfg thats amazing shark In a cooler world I'd be done school by now In a cooler world.. Lyn would appear in Super Smash Bros.

[Courtney Mae]

In a cooler world, there would be no conflict, wars, or battles in which the Navy, National Guard, and Marines would be needed. So Courtney can stay with her lurver.

[Pastro]

But im right here Courtney Jk In a cooler world There would be 30 hours a day

[OpheliaBlue]

in a cooler world, Dallas would never get hotter than 75 degrees, low humidity, and it needs to fucking snow every Christmas okay?! >:l also, there would be no 'dry' areas so I could get beer at any grocery store....and for 25 cents a case oh and a nice beach like 1/2 a mile away cool weather, cool ocean, and easy access to cold beer daily, now THAT'S a cooler world